To anyone who is thinking of going for a cheeky pint today, y'all are dickheads. Ppl have to go into work today because of greedy bosses & inconsiderate ppl like you who have the nerve to turn around & say 'I can't believe you're open today!' to our face.

I think I'd enjoy the dentist a lot more if they complimented how well I sat like tattoo artists do. Please tell me I'm so brave and strong.

Just cried at a video of Tommy Tiernan talking about Micheal D so my period should be due any day now.

Just made out like a bandit at multiple thrift stores today with some gems.

Everybody needs to lock in and get this thing good and beefy in time for Spotify wrapped.

Tonight I experienced the best cinema has to offer.

When a mutual from X doesn’t follow you on Bsky: