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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

Yeah, this tracks!

www.idrlabs.com/intelligence...

A screenshot of the poster's results for the test linked in the post - an intelligence type. It is a circle sliced into triangles, each filled with a different color corresponding to how much of the intelligence labeled along the curve of that slice the user had. This user has the most in logical (number smart) and linguistic (word smart), just slightly lower on musical (music smart) and intrapersonal (myself smart), just below that on interpersonal (people smart) and naturalistic (nature smart), and lowest in visual (visually smart) and kinesthetic (body smart).

The conclusion of the test is that the poster is logical-mathematical intelligence type.

November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

I CAUGHT IT

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November 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

I participated in the lovely Otherworldly Affairs collab - great fics and art are headed your way almost every day this month, so follow below!!

archiveofourown.org/collections/...

My contribution: Dragon Wives guarding human Bureaucracy :)

archiveofourown.org/works/73578956

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the fic linked in the post. The title is i've got love flowing in my nightmare girl and the author is HazelSage. It is a fanfiction for the Good Omens TV show and the Good Omens book by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.

The summary is: Dragons Aziraphale and Crowley have been guarding their charges, Beelzebub and Gabriel, in separate castles for a long time, only meeting briefly every few days to hunt, no matter how much they wish for more time together. They get their wish when Crowley decides Gabriel needs company and Aziraphale decides Beelzebub needs socialization and things get a lot more chaotic with four beings involved.

It is rated E and tags are as follows: No Archive Warnings Apply, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Beelzebub (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Alternate Universe - Dragons, Dragon Aziraphale (Good Omens), Dragon Crowley (Good Omens), Female Aziraphale (Good Omens), Female Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale (Good Omens), Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Bad Parents, 'Princess'es in Towers, mild misgendering, (see beginning notes for details), Falling In Love, Vaginal Sex, Mating, Mating Bond, Mating Rituals, Mating Bites.

November 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

Nanny Ashtoreth shows Brother Francis VERY directly how well small breasts can nurse a child. Or perhaps a grown angel.

#Kinktober Prompt 31 – Free Choice – Lactation Kink

#kinktober2025

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Posting this 69th fill of Kinktober here a tad late bc sleepy! But 69!

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The summary is: Brother Francis laments that Warlock was too old to need a wet nurse when they arrived, which would have given him an excuse to stay in the main house instead of his borderline shed. Nanny Ashtoreth questions why she wouldn’t have taken that role too since she was already his nanny. In the face of Francis’s doubt that her small breasts would be up for the task, she proves her competence with a very direct demonstration.

(Kinktober Day 31: Writer’s Choice – Lactation Kink)

It is rated E and tags are as follows: No Archive Warnings Apply, Nanny Ashtoreth/Brother Francis (Good Omens), Nanny Ashtoreth (Good Omens), Brother Francis (Good Omens), Male-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Female-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens), Brother Francis Has a Penis (Good Omens), Nanny Ashtoreth Has a Vulva (Good Omens), Nursing, Lactation Kink, Hand Jobs, Come Eating.

November 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

Crowley wants to be full, but she wants to catch up on her reality TV shows. Solution? Bring her fuck machine down to the living room and let it go to town.

#Kinktober Prompt 30 – Fucking Machine

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/567922...

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Aziraphale just gawked at her. Their coffee table had been pushed forward to make room for the machine and put it at a level where it wouldn’t block Crowley’s view of the screen. An only slightly larger than average dildo was attached to the arm of it and it was thrusting slowly in and out of her girlfriend’s cunt.

Crowley was cool as a cucumber, there in her loose T-shirt and flipped up skirt, scooted ever so slightly forward so her bum was hanging off the edge enough to get the cock better access. Her hand rested lightly on her chest, eyes locked on the TV, and if it wasn’t right in front of her astonished eyes, she’d never have believed that anything was touching the redhead below the belt.

She waited for an explanation, but Crowley apparently didn’t think it warranted one. Aziraphale cleared her throat and when she looked over, she raised a brow.

“What?” She asked.

October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

Crowley loves her husband, but she has needs, even when he’s busy. And the hot woman next door is an irresistible temptation.

A sequel to 50s housewife Aziraphale roleplay!

#Kinktober Prompt 25 – Double Penetration and Prompt 30 - Breeding

#kinktober2025
archiveofourown.org/works/73448766

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the fic linked in the post. The title is this story’s getting old, the home wrecker with the heart of gold and the author is HazelSage. It is a fanfiction for the Good Omens TV show and the Good Omens book by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.

The summary is: Crowley loves her husband with her whole heart, but he spends all of his time working to take care of them, leaving no time for intimacy. But she has needs, and she can’t help it if the woman next door is just her type.

(Kinktober Day 25: Double Penetration and Day 30: Breeding)

It is part 2 of the Ineffable Roleplay series.

It is rated E and tags are as follows: No Archive Warnings Apply, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Male-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Female-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Female-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Vulva, Top Aziraphale (Good Omens), Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Multiple Aziraphales, Sexual Roleplay, Cheating, (but fake), Threesome – F/F/M, Vaginal Sex, Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, Face-fucking, Anal Sex, Spitroasting, Double Penetration, Double Penetration in Two Holes, Size Kink, Finger Sucking, Multiple Orgasms, Degradation Kink, Creampie, Cockwarming, (mentions of), Breeding Kink, Facials.

October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 31 – Creator’s Choice – Choking, Strength, Pegging, Impact Play and #Kinktober Prompt 31 – Creator’s Choice + Prompt 30 – Degradation

Crowley’s a menace in public; Aziraphale takes him to task.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

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Chapter 32: 31. Creator’s Choice – Choking + Strength + Pegging + Impact Play

Summary:
Crowley acts lewdly in public and Aziraphale will not stand for it. Unfortunately for her, Crowley really likes it when she chokes him, throws him around, spanks him, and fucks him.

(Kinktober Day 30 – Degradation and, as above, Day 31 – Writer’s Choice)

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Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale, male-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale has a vulva, Crowley has a penis, top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley, dom Aziraphale/sub Crowley, D/s dynamics, choking, strength kink, bruising, pain kink, spanking, impact play, Crowley cries during sex, desk sex, praise kink, pegging, breath play, coming untouched

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He raised an eyebrow. “What behavior? Besides, we’re already here, angel. What are you going to do about it for now? Punish me?”

Aziraphale’s cheeks went bright red and she stood up straight, indignant. He could practically see her feathers ruffling. “Perhaps,” she said and her eyes became sterner. “You seem like you could use some discipline.”

Crowley felt warmth stir in his belly. “Oh, really playing up the schoolmarm thing, aren’t we?” He joked, grinning. He was goading her, he knew he was, but the fire in his abdomen demanded stoking. “Not just dressing like one anymore?’

The world blurred. Crowley didn’t think they’d moved far along the edge of the park, the most secluded part Aziraphale could find to start this little row. He didn’t see anyone within view, but to be fair, he didn’t have the room to notice much as his back slammed into a tree trunk, held there by Aziraphale’s uncompromising hand on his throat.

October 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

Masc-presenting Crowley doesn’t show up nearly as much here as she should, so here is Aziraphale worshiping her as she deserves.

#Kinktober Prompt 29 – Body Worship

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/567922...

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“You do?” Crowley asked breathlessly.

“I do,” she confirmed, hands skimming to the bare skin over her ribs, exposed by the oversized armholes. “I like you like this. My gorgeous beau, a little disheveled, a little wild, and all the more attractive for it. Covered up and ‘decent’ by technicality, yet making it so easy for my fingers to access your lovely skin.”

Her sides juddered under Aziraphale’s palms with her shaky gasp.

“This shirt lays so nicely over your chest,” she continued, moving up to stroke the sides of her tits with her thumbs, barely having to disturb the fabric to do so. “You’re so flat that you didn’t need to make a single adjustment, not like I’d have needed to before I took care of mine. You were meant to look like this, to show off like this; you were given this gift on purpose. You can make it whatever you want it to be.”

October 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

Fantasy Month 2025 prompt #7 – a beauty + her beast

An arranged marriage between a princess and a beastly suitor might have been for political advantage, but the beast chose her for one purpose alone.

#Kinktober Prompt 30 - Degradation

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/618845...

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“Yes, divine,” he moaned, slowing his thrusts just a little to focus on fucking her harder. “How lucky am I to be the one who gets to call you ‘wife’? How lucky am I to be the one chosen to take your virginity? The only one who has ever had you and the only one who ever will. Mine is the cock that will teach you how to take one, how good it can feel in your cunt, and isn’t that perfect? Go on, my beauty, how do you like my cock?”

Her attempts at speech were garbled beyond recognition, but she managed to twitch her legs wider and arch her back slightly in pleasure. She finally slurred out, “Good,” and that was all the beast needed.

October 30, 2025 at 12:12 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 30 – Danger/Rescue + #Kinktober Prompt 6 – Outdoor Sex

It’s Aziraphale’s time to rescue Crowley from imprisonment + there’s a more fun way to get a tussled look to imply he'd fought for freedom.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

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Chapter 31: 30. Danger/Rescue

Summary:
Crowley’s the one caught in a cell this time. Aziraphale breaks him out, gives him a ride home, and, since it wouldn’t do for him to look too put together after his daring escape, offers to ruffle him up a bit to show his gang.

(Kinktober Day 6 – Outdoor Sex)

Notes:
Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, Aziraphale has a penis, Crowley has a vulva, top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley, rescue, outdoor sex, bruises, ripping clothes, strength kink, vaginal sex, dirty talk, creampie

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And even that might not have been so bad! Of all involved, only fifty men were brought before the bench. Unfortunately, that included Crowley. But only one had gotten convicted of something.

More unfortunately, that was also Crowley.

Acquitted on assault, but sentenced to death for robbery?

“It wasn’t even me that nicked that silver,” he complained out loud. “It was Willie!”

“And who is this ‘Willie’?” A posh voice inquired from the door, and he whipped around in surprise.

October 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

May I perchance interest you all in a spot of pussy spanking?

#Kinktober Prompt 25 – Impact Play

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/567922...

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“But the thing is, I know you like being spanked. And yes, I’m giving you more, but this is still meant to be a punishment, remember? Spanking your pretty arse is no punishment for you. So instead, I’ll spank you here.” She cupped a hand over Crowley’s pussy and took a vicious satisfaction in the way her eyes went wide as she shook her head minutely.

Aziraphale responded by patting it just a bit more aggressively than she normally would. It was only when Crowley whimpered, “Please, no!” that she struck.

Her girlfriend’s body convulsed as she cried out, trying to swing her thighs together.

“Shh, none of that,” Aziraphale said, stroking her vulva gently as she elbowed her back open again. “You know that you deserve this. You’ll behave, or I’ll be giving you more.”

October 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 29 – Sex to Words (Poetry Reading Edition) + #Kinktober Prompt 29 – Body Worship

Crowley bursts out with poems of great love during sex. Aziraphale responds with FILTH.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

#goodomens
#goodomensfic

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Chapter 30: 29. Sex to Words (Poetry Reading Edition)

Summary:
Crowley overflows with words of love and devotion from over the ages when she makes love to her angel. Aziraphale seeks out primal filth for when she fucks her demon.

(Kinktober Day 29 – Body Worship)

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Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, male-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley have penises, Crowley has a vulva, top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley, top Crowley/bottom Aziraphale, poetry, body worship, anal sex, love bites, oral sex, cunnilingus, vaginal sex

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“And I want the good wine,” she continued, leaning closer, “the swirl in crystal, surrendering the bruised scent of blackberries, or cherries, the rich spurt in the back of the throat…” In a flash, she was flat against him, teeth fastened at his pulse point, hard enough to bruise instantly.

The pain shot straight between his legs, made him wetter, easing the slide for her still-thrusting cock, and his heart rate sped up in a mixture of arousal and fear. When he gulped convulsively, he felt her smile.

She relaxed enough that her words were clear as she murmured against his skin, “…the holding it there before swallowing.”

October 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

To anyone curious about how Aziraphale and Crowley’s first time actually went… Well, Crowley is well-conditioned about what happens when he gets to see/hear Angel in pleasure; he might be a bit reactive.

#Kinktober Prompt 28 – Multiple Orgasms

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/618845...

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What a blessing to know him, what a blessing to have him! His beloved coworker, the only man he’d found himself so enamored of that he’d risk sharing his dirty little secret, not only returning his own feelings but having them for his alter ego as well? His best friend not only following his camboy career closely, but being one of his biggest financial backers as well as one of his most respectful ones?

Angel might not have had the single-minded devotion towards Devil that Devil had towards him, but Angel did play favorites and anyone could see that Devil damn near topped that list even if they only caught a stream or two.

Of course he’d been drawn to him. Devil was his Crowley!

October 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 28 – Come Marking + #Kinktober Prompt 28 – Multiple Orgasms

Crowley is being relentlessly hit on and Aziraphale thinks a lot of strategically applied come might fix it.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

#goodomens
#goodomensfic

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Chapter 29: 28. Come Marking

Summary:
A happy Crowley is a glowing Crowley and too many Londoners can’t seem to recognize a satisfied relationship if they’re slapped in the face with it. Aziraphale has a dirtier plan to stake her claim.

(Kinktober Day 28 – Multiple Orgasms)

Notes:
Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, Aziraphale has a penis, Crowley has a vulva, top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley, vaginal sex, creampie, multiple orgasms, come inflation, belly bulge, come marking, anal sex, vaginal and anal plugs, breast fucking, pearl necklace, oral sex, blowjobs, come swallowing, deep-throating, facials, sex toys (plugs) in public, pregnancy kink (VERY brief)

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Back home, they had their people who were their people, but acquaintances stretched far and wide. Aziraphale was sure she knew at least 75% of the people who left their homes regularly enough to be recognized, and they recognized her right back. Many of these friends and acquaintances had commented on Crowley’s glow, pleased and grinning. But the tone was… different.

The people in their village knew Crowley and they knew Aziraphale, and they knew that Crowley and Aziraphale were CrowleyandAziraphale. Comments on Crowley’s looks, on her ebullience, were teasingly flirty at most. Typically, they were warm, friendly, and very clearly platonic.

Londoners didn’t know Crowley and Aziraphale were CrowleyandAziraphale. And a happy Crowley just oozed satisfaction, making her somehow more attractive. So Londoners looked.

October 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

Fantasy Month 2025 prompt #6 – circus

Ringmaster Angel’s biggest performer isn’t thrilled with the working conditions and is quite forceful in his efforts to get better ones.

#Kinktober Prompt 27 – Animal Play

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/618845...

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He leaned forward, face flushed with anger. “I know what’s best for me so that I can ensure I do what I know is best for this circus. I know what is best for each of my people, each of my animals, each of their acts. And they know that, and they fall in line.”

Those blue eyes were electric as his lip curled up. “I know what’s best for you too, and you will fall in line. You may be big, but I am not scared of you. Now, are you going to behave?”

A large shadow fell over him but it only seem to make him madder. He gripped his whip tightly as he snarled, “Don’t you dare!”

October 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

My graphic novel and goodies showed up unannounced today and I am in LOVE! But I think some of y'all will appreciate one of my add-ons.

It seems I got the special Crowley and bodyswap Aziraphale version 😉

(Yes, I have contacted customer service :P)

A picture of two enamel pins in a plastic wrapping on a background of white/gray and orange clouds. On the left, there is gold lettering that says #001 Aziraphale, and on the right it says #002 Crowley. Above both of those bits of lettering are pins of the silhouette of the TV versions of Crowley from Good Omens.

October 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 27 - Overstimulation and #Kinktober Prompt 21 – Forced Orgasm

Aziraphale is a hedonist and insatiable, and Crowley’s along for the ride.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

#goodomens
#goodomensfic

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Chapter 28: 27. Overstimulation

Summary:
For Crowley, what Aziraphale wants, Aziraphale gets. And what Aziraphale wants is for Crowley to orgasm until he’s a puddle and Aziraphale is satisfied.

(Kinktober Day 21 – Forced Orgasm)

Notes:
Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley have vulvas, vaginal fingering, oral sex, cunnilingus, scissoring, finger sucking, sexual overstimulation, forced orgasm, multiple orgasms, mentions of edging

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Oh, it was going to be one of those days.

Crowley wiggled, trying to get his shirt to rise up more, to encourage him to strip him faster, but he was stilled without a word by a quiet hand at his waist. When he was sure Crowley would obey, Aziraphale returned to his explorations.

As if there was anything there that Aziraphale hadn’t mapped with both fingers and tongue and locked in his memory at least a hundred times over. But his husband was a hedonist of the highest order, and indulging in Crowley’s body was one of the greatest sources of pleasure he could seek out.

He resigned himself to extensive teasing before his orgasm, but it would be worth it. It always was.

October 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

Both chat and Devil go mad for an Angel in black and red.

#Kinktober Prompt 26 - Lingerie

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/618845...

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Aziraphale didn’t let him go far, murmuring a, “Just for you,” before licking back into his mouth. A lingering kiss as he heard the quiet pings of the chat growing rapider by the second. “And for my lovely darlings, of course,” he smiled at the camera, then absolutely beamed when the chat lit up even more with Thank you, Angel! and Thank you, Devil!

The former far outweighing the latter of course. They were still here for him after all and he was still the one who made the decisions, no matter how much he helped them think otherwise.

Crowley laughed, shuffling them a little closer to better read the messages. “You’ve trained them well.”

Aziraphale gasped, affronted, slapping him lightly on the arm. “I’ve done no such thing. I have just attracted an audience of kind, generous, thankful subscribers who would do this regardless.”

Some members of the chat cheerfully accepted the compliment, but many disagreed, the most… eloquent of which was hellking with a, Nope, I’m a dickhead, but you Pavloved my arse to say thank you if I want to see your hole.

October 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

Early on, Aziraphale said she wanted to eat Crowley out for hours – a collar now ensures that she can.

#Kinktober Prompt 24 - Gags

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/567922...

(Sorry I'm late... it will happen again at least once for these ladies!)

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Which is to say that a throwaway comment Crowley’d made in one of their first trysts was driving her insane and she was sick of it.

“I’d stay here for hours if you’d let me, darling.”

“Fuck, please, later, angel, want that later, we gotta do that someday.”

Was it someday yet?

She’d take her chances.

October 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 26 - Omegaverse and #Kinktober Prompt 23 - Biting

Alpha Aziraphale has never understood why Alpha Crowley gets under her skin so badly. Turns out her urge to bite is for a different reason

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

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Chapter 27: 26. Omegaverse

Summary:
Aziraphale has never quite understood Crowley, one of the other alphas in their friend group. There was a tension there that often had them steering clear of each other, but when Crowley needs a place to stay and they both end up in rut at Aziraphale’s, she learns exactly why she’d always wanted to bite.

(Kinktober Day 23 – Biting)

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Oh, fuck.

That’s what the smell was. Crowley was entering rut too, and he must not have started going into it much later than she did because he was teetering on the edge, about to spill into a full-blown episode at any moment. His eyes were fierce and his smoky scent was pushing harder through the air, though she still couldn’t tell exactly what he was thinking.

But she knew what she was thinking, and part of it was that she regretted her marathon masturbation session the night before. It appeared that when one removed the sexual impetus, rather than reducing the frenzy as a whole, it simply meant that the violence took over completely. Because the rage that encompassed her now was all-consuming and this time Aziraphale didn’t just want to bite.

Aziraphale wanted to rip his throat out.

October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 25 – Mating Plugs/Plugging and #Kinktober Prompt 25 – Double Penetration

Crowley accidentally plugs Aziraphale when getting possessive; then, they do it on purpose.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

#goodomens
#goodomensfic

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Chapter 26: 25. Mating Plugs/Plugging

Summary:
Jealous for no reason, Crowley accidentally produces a mating plug to keep Aziraphale full. Bewildered at first, the two quickly find an excuse to do it on purpose.

(Kinktober Day 25 – Double Penetration)

Notes:
Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, Aziraphale has a penis, Aziraphale has a vulva, Crowley has hemipenes, top Crowley/bottom Aziraphale, double penetration in one hole, anal sex, possessive sex, marking, creampie, mating plug, breeding kink, double penetration in two holes, vaginal sex

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It was especially puzzling when he felt something subtle within him changing. Ethereal and occult beings could key into more subtle human cues if they tried, especially things like pheromones. Human corporations needed training and those damn signals could be quite fiddly. They’d had to pay a lot of attention to the world around them before their bodies started doing it automatically. But it meant that Aziraphale could categorize exactly what his body was emanating at any given time.

And right now, against his will, Aziraphale’s body was radiating… Well, not to put too fine a point on it, it was saying, “Fuck off!”

“Crowley…” Aziraphale said cautiously, not sure what was happening and not sure what would set her off when Aziraphale’s changes only had her purring harder, body tensing excitedly atop his. “You plugged me?”

October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

Aziraphale can roleplay a damn good 50s housewife, obedient and ready for anything her husband Crowley wants from her.

#Kinktober Prompt 24 – Anal Sex

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/73092716

(Late, but I managed it!!)

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the fic linked in the post. The title is you’re not the first or the last, but you’re possibly the prettiest and the author is HazelSage. It is a fanfiction for the Good Omens TV show and the Good Omens book by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.

The summary is: Crowley doesn’t understand why his colleagues don’t enjoy going home at the end of the workday. He runs to get back to his gorgeous wife in her swing dress and pearls, waiting patiently for him to arrive and do whatever he pleases with her.

(Kinktober Day 24: Anal Sex)

It is part 1 of the Ineffable Roleplay series.

It is rated E and tags are as follows: No Archive Warnings Apply, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Female-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Male-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Vulva (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Penis, Top Crowley (Good Omens), Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Top Crowley/Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Sexual Roleplay, Dom/Sub Undertones, Dom Crowley (Good Omens), Sub Aziraphale (Good Omens), Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Face-fucking, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Creampie, Praise Kink, Aziraphale Has a Praise Kink (Good Omens).

October 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 24 – Aural Kink and #Kinktober Prompt 24 – Anal Sex and Bonus Prompt – Wall Sex

Crowley has always made weird noises and Aziraphale is horrendously attracted to them.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

#goodomens
#goodomensfic

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Chapter 25: 24. Aural Kink

Summary:
Crowley has always made a large variety of odd noises. Aziraphale is, unfortunately, obsessed with them.

(Kinktober Day 24 – Anal Sex and Bonus Prompt – Wall Sex)

Notes:
Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale, male-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley have penises, Aziraphale and Crowley have vulvas, top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley, aural kink, vaginal fingering, wall sex, coming untouched, wet dreams, anal fingering, anal sex

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At first, it had been endearing. She’d always admired him, much to her chagrin, and even if she’d found him to be silly already, it was nice seeing him as a bit of a disaster too. She felt that if he’d seen her faltering so many times that it was only fair that she got to see the opposite.

But then she felt that little stab of heat in her abdomen as he grumbled out some indistinct complaint in the back of his throat because she’d won their coin toss and had to physically stop herself from glancing down at her Effort and asking, “Really?”

And yes, really. The heat swirled within her whenever Crowley made one of his ‘Crowley noises’, as she’d taken to calling them. Stuttering, choking, coughing, anything odd that he did counted and it all was horrendously attractive. She judged herself for it, but there was nothing for it but to accept this new quirk of hers and try her best not to slip too frequently into fantasies.

October 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

Who wants a red lipstick blowjob that stays perfectly in place when you could have a red lipstick blowjob that leaves red marks to show everywhere that mouth has gone?

#Kinktober Bonus Prompt– Temporary/Permanent Marks

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/618845...

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A flip of the compact, strategically angled so the reflection could be seen on camera, and they all got to watch as Angel quickly and carefully painted his lips red.

Crowley couldn’t help a low groan, but Angel only smirked, eyes cutting over to watch the chat go crazy at the sight. He looked fucking stunning and while he’d worn reds before on camera, they’d always tilted towards pink. This was a true, true red, and it was Crowley’s red, not just because he’d picked the lipstick but because once it blended with his lips, it became the exact shade of it that he looked for when forced to wear something besides all black.

Angel’s lips were Crowley’s in more ways than one, and his heart thudded as he leaned over and pressed a deliberate kiss against his hip bone, leaving a perfect mark.

He smiled with satisfaction and quickly reapplied, then looked back to the camera. “You know, every time I see videos talking about blowjobs and red lipstick, they use a lipstick that stays. And while that’s of course a lovely image, I want to see the marks, don’t you?”

October 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

@hazelsagego.bsky.social

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 23 –Glory Hole/Anonymous/Free Use + #Kinktober Prompt 9 -Exhibitionism

Aziraphale wants to feel full, out of control; Crowley gets them both into a sex club glory hole.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

#goodomens
#goodomensfic

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Chapter 24: 23. Glory Hole/Anonymous/Free Use

Summary:
Aziraphale has been craving a different kind of full and Crowley satisfies them both with her solution.

(Kinktober Day 9 – Exhibitionism)

Notes: Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley have vulvas, top others/bottom Aziraphale, top others/bottom Crowley, sex club, exhibitionism, glory hole, oral sex, blowjobs, handjobs, deepthroating, come swallowing, cunnilingus, rimming, anal fingering, facials, snowballing, vaginal fingering, vaginal sex, squirting, creampie, come marking, come as lube, size kink, breast fucking, wet & messy

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It was a little underwhelming after all the buildup in her head. A spartan box with black walls, dark glass from floor to ceiling in front of them. But the holes in the side walls reminded her of the purpose of their visit and had her excitement rising again.

When they heard vague sounds of approval from outside and proper wolf whistles when Crowley gave her a lingering kiss before facing her wall and leaving Aziraphale to face hers, it all got very, very real again.

There were people out there. They were watching her.

They’d be fucking her or her wife soon enough.

October 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM

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