Hazel Quimpo
@hazelq.com
I'm too old to write another witty social media bio.
I can help you use AI for marketing and life without losing your soul
🧿 Also: future of work, feminist rants, socal, community. Long Beach.
https://theclever.io/
I can help you use AI for marketing and life without losing your soul
🧿 Also: future of work, feminist rants, socal, community. Long Beach.
https://theclever.io/
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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we don’t talk enough about how much Target and other companies who stopped diversity, equity and inclusion programs are suffering from their boneheaded decisions to prioritize placating MAGA over sound business decisions…FAFO
September 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
we don’t talk enough about how much Target and other companies who stopped diversity, equity and inclusion programs are suffering from their boneheaded decisions to prioritize placating MAGA over sound business decisions…FAFO
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From Wired a few weeks ago. A lot of the people who I was told for years were the adults in the room are being asked how they want to be remembered, and that answer is very clearly "cowards."
www.wired.com/story/uncann...
www.wired.com/story/uncann...
September 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
From Wired a few weeks ago. A lot of the people who I was told for years were the adults in the room are being asked how they want to be remembered, and that answer is very clearly "cowards."
www.wired.com/story/uncann...
www.wired.com/story/uncann...
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Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
August 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
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The point of putting the military on the streets in cities isn’t to “clean up” those cities, it’s to heighten tension in the hopes that somebody takes a shot at them and gives an excuse for invocation of the insurrection act.
Trump mentions NYC, Baltimore, and Oakland, says "they're so far gone," and adds, "this will go further. We'll starting very strongly with DC."
August 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The point of putting the military on the streets in cities isn’t to “clean up” those cities, it’s to heighten tension in the hopes that somebody takes a shot at them and gives an excuse for invocation of the insurrection act.
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I would rather die than create an account to continue
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I would rather die than create an account to continue
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on the last day of the United States, when this country has finally descended into civil war, i will do a thread on how to dress for summer
July 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
on the last day of the United States, when this country has finally descended into civil war, i will do a thread on how to dress for summer
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Zohran Mamdani's victory wasn't a one-off for progressives.
I'm currently polling just single digits behind the lead, even though I was a "long-shot" candidate 3 months ago. That's because people-first politics WORK and we can't do it without you:
I'm currently polling just single digits behind the lead, even though I was a "long-shot" candidate 3 months ago. That's because people-first politics WORK and we can't do it without you:
June 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Zohran Mamdani's victory wasn't a one-off for progressives.
I'm currently polling just single digits behind the lead, even though I was a "long-shot" candidate 3 months ago. That's because people-first politics WORK and we can't do it without you:
I'm currently polling just single digits behind the lead, even though I was a "long-shot" candidate 3 months ago. That's because people-first politics WORK and we can't do it without you:
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Zohran’s results so far just show how tired Americans are of the status quo, how we need creative, people-first campaigning and governance, and why positive, progressive politics are the future.
Hate to get ahead of myself before results are called but I’m so freakin happy right now.
Hate to get ahead of myself before results are called but I’m so freakin happy right now.
June 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Zohran’s results so far just show how tired Americans are of the status quo, how we need creative, people-first campaigning and governance, and why positive, progressive politics are the future.
Hate to get ahead of myself before results are called but I’m so freakin happy right now.
Hate to get ahead of myself before results are called but I’m so freakin happy right now.
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not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
June 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
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worth remembering that when Trump announced a travel ban in 2017, people literally went to airports to protest. Eight years later, Trump announces a new one and it's not even front page news.
We're the frogs and the water is getting awfully hot.
We're the frogs and the water is getting awfully hot.
June 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
worth remembering that when Trump announced a travel ban in 2017, people literally went to airports to protest. Eight years later, Trump announces a new one and it's not even front page news.
We're the frogs and the water is getting awfully hot.
We're the frogs and the water is getting awfully hot.
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GET EM BOYZ
June 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
GET EM BOYZ
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“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”
June 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”
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I keep getting asked if it’s legal to spend our campaign funds on food drives or our high school public service grants and the answer is YES. It is.
Politicians and Democratic organizations need to use their coffers to help people NOW and fill in the gaps that Trump has created.
Politicians and Democratic organizations need to use their coffers to help people NOW and fill in the gaps that Trump has created.
if dems want messaging help, stop telling people you're "fighting back." it sounds like you're being mugged. call off the podcaster search, take your ridiculous money pile and try opening some food banks and free clinics. hurricanes are coming and the feds have no plan. looks like an opening to me.
May 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I keep getting asked if it’s legal to spend our campaign funds on food drives or our high school public service grants and the answer is YES. It is.
Politicians and Democratic organizations need to use their coffers to help people NOW and fill in the gaps that Trump has created.
Politicians and Democratic organizations need to use their coffers to help people NOW and fill in the gaps that Trump has created.
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bring back dramatic singing under the rain
May 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
bring back dramatic singing under the rain
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"Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty."
-Hannah Arendt
-Hannah Arendt
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
May 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty."
-Hannah Arendt
-Hannah Arendt
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merch coming soon...
May 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
merch coming soon...
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One of the worst things about Ken Jennings owning you on Bluesky is that this is a website where 45% of the userbase have personally been on Jeopardy and have that as their profile picture
May 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
One of the worst things about Ken Jennings owning you on Bluesky is that this is a website where 45% of the userbase have personally been on Jeopardy and have that as their profile picture
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Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing
theonion.com/cardina...
theonion.com/cardina...
May 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing
theonion.com/cardina...
theonion.com/cardina...
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gender reveal, the baby is goth
May 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
gender reveal, the baby is goth