Hazel
@hazel.social
"Sorry, but we're having trouble parsing the text provided on your 3 forms of government issued ID which we also had you transcribe into a web form. We're gonna have to ask you to spell it out on the phone too because fuck you. C'mon, 'Hazel'. Let's hear it. We wanna hear what Hazel sounds like."
May 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
"Sorry, but we're having trouble parsing the text provided on your 3 forms of government issued ID which we also had you transcribe into a web form. We're gonna have to ask you to spell it out on the phone too because fuck you. C'mon, 'Hazel'. Let's hear it. We wanna hear what Hazel sounds like."
This is exactly what my brain sounded like in March too. Also internet search history: "boobs get bigger when".
April 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This is exactly what my brain sounded like in March too. Also internet search history: "boobs get bigger when".
Realising I'm already feeling too conspicuous, and I'm not even wearing the whole outfit yet.
April 22, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Realising I'm already feeling too conspicuous, and I'm not even wearing the whole outfit yet.
Expectation vs reality. No one would look me in the eye. Anyway, happy Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Expectation vs reality. No one would look me in the eye. Anyway, happy Easter.
Tcomfifits has impeccable box design. The product itself is nice, yes, but this packaging... 😍
March 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tcomfifits has impeccable box design. The product itself is nice, yes, but this packaging... 😍
Bed selfies are for days ending in "y".
March 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Bed selfies are for days ending in "y".
It's an unfair comparison for so many reasons. Then again, doesn't it say something that I make an effort to take decent selfies now? That I can feel comfortable on my own skin without a single bit of makeup? That I care enough about that skin to clean and hydrate it properly? I think it does.
March 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It's an unfair comparison for so many reasons. Then again, doesn't it say something that I make an effort to take decent selfies now? That I can feel comfortable on my own skin without a single bit of makeup? That I care enough about that skin to clean and hydrate it properly? I think it does.
Stabbed, foamed, plated and knobbed. Ready to switch and keycap.
March 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Stabbed, foamed, plated and knobbed. Ready to switch and keycap.
This will make 75. Then I'm down to the last row. My neck hurts. I'm bored of the podcast I'm listening to. I'm not going to change it.
March 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
This will make 75. Then I'm down to the last row. My neck hurts. I'm bored of the podcast I'm listening to. I'm not going to change it.
7/90 complete. I had an edible a couple of hours ago. Progress is slow. I'm having dinner.
March 15, 2025 at 8:41 AM
7/90 complete. I had an edible a couple of hours ago. Progress is slow. I'm having dinner.
Scratch that. The stock springs are prettier.
March 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Scratch that. The stock springs are prettier.
Tangly, oily, forgotten 68–gram long bois. I'm gonna make my rococos heavy.
March 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Tangly, oily, forgotten 68–gram long bois. I'm gonna make my rococos heavy.
Ahhhhhhh! I didn't even think about the RAMAs.
March 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Ahhhhhhh! I didn't even think about the RAMAs.
Before I can enjoy the most hideously expensive set of key caps I own. GMK Hazakura, presumably sold at an inflated price once the factory stock had all been bought up while I was asleep.
March 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Before I can enjoy the most hideously expensive set of key caps I own. GMK Hazakura, presumably sold at an inflated price once the factory stock had all been bought up while I was asleep.
But of course it still has to wait a couple more days, because I have to painstakingly lube and film about 90 switches. A combination of Neapolitan Icecreams and Zuoce Rococo R2s.
March 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
But of course it still has to wait a couple more days, because I have to painstakingly lube and film about 90 switches. A combination of Neapolitan Icecreams and Zuoce Rococo R2s.
Now for the most important unfinished business of 2023. My most eagerly awaited keyboard, the Meletrix Zoom 75 with polycarbonate plate.
Never before have I put off doing something with so much promise for so long, simply because no moment feels deserving of such beauty.
Never before have I put off doing something with so much promise for so long, simply because no moment feels deserving of such beauty.
March 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Now for the most important unfinished business of 2023. My most eagerly awaited keyboard, the Meletrix Zoom 75 with polycarbonate plate.
Never before have I put off doing something with so much promise for so long, simply because no moment feels deserving of such beauty.
Never before have I put off doing something with so much promise for so long, simply because no moment feels deserving of such beauty.
You can criticise my methods, but I'm getting shit done.
March 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
You can criticise my methods, but I'm getting shit done.
I can't think of any good reason I should have woken up just now but I guess this is happening.
March 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I can't think of any good reason I should have woken up just now but I guess this is happening.
Back to basics today. Remember, the only wrong way to eat your eggs is to not.
March 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Back to basics today. Remember, the only wrong way to eat your eggs is to not.
