Hazel
@hazel.social
"Sorry, but we're having trouble parsing the text provided on your 3 forms of government issued ID which we also had you transcribe into a web form. We're gonna have to ask you to spell it out on the phone too because fuck you. C'mon, 'Hazel'. Let's hear it. We wanna hear what Hazel sounds like."
May 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
"Sorry, but we're having trouble parsing the text provided on your 3 forms of government issued ID which we also had you transcribe into a web form. We're gonna have to ask you to spell it out on the phone too because fuck you. C'mon, 'Hazel'. Let's hear it. We wanna hear what Hazel sounds like."
kiss me hold me tell me you love me DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME please
April 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
kiss me hold me tell me you love me DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME please
justintimberlakeitsgonnabemay.webm
April 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
justintimberlakeitsgonnabemay.webm
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I wish I could see myself the way 25 year old trans girls with borderline personality disorder see me
April 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I wish I could see myself the way 25 year old trans girls with borderline personality disorder see me
They made me produce my lOnG fOrM bIrTh CeRtiFiCaTe omg I got Obama'd
April 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
They made me produce my lOnG fOrM bIrTh CeRtiFiCaTe omg I got Obama'd
Reposted by Hazel
detroit techno transsexuals will own the future
April 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
detroit techno transsexuals will own the future
Realising I'm already feeling too conspicuous, and I'm not even wearing the whole outfit yet.
April 22, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Realising I'm already feeling too conspicuous, and I'm not even wearing the whole outfit yet.
Hot girls offset the phase of the LFO that modulates their LPF so the wubs are on beat.
April 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Hot girls offset the phase of the LFO that modulates their LPF so the wubs are on beat.
If a stripper gets her heels from SHEIN, should you still tip?
April 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
If a stripper gets her heels from SHEIN, should you still tip?
Expectation vs reality. No one would look me in the eye. Anyway, happy Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Expectation vs reality. No one would look me in the eye. Anyway, happy Easter.
I poured my heart out, and now everyone knows I'm rotten to my core.
March 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I poured my heart out, and now everyone knows I'm rotten to my core.
Tonight's rumination.
1. I must do more to help the people around me.
2. I know how I can help. I will act on this.
3. I didn't help and everyone hates me.
4. I shouldn't care whether anyone hates me, as this implies the motive of being likable, not helpful.
5. Wanting to be liked is selfish.
1. I must do more to help the people around me.
2. I know how I can help. I will act on this.
3. I didn't help and everyone hates me.
4. I shouldn't care whether anyone hates me, as this implies the motive of being likable, not helpful.
5. Wanting to be liked is selfish.
March 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Tonight's rumination.
1. I must do more to help the people around me.
2. I know how I can help. I will act on this.
3. I didn't help and everyone hates me.
4. I shouldn't care whether anyone hates me, as this implies the motive of being likable, not helpful.
5. Wanting to be liked is selfish.
1. I must do more to help the people around me.
2. I know how I can help. I will act on this.
3. I didn't help and everyone hates me.
4. I shouldn't care whether anyone hates me, as this implies the motive of being likable, not helpful.
5. Wanting to be liked is selfish.
So. Needy. Tell me I'm pretty. Tell me you love me. Tell me I'm not annoying. Please. Ugh. I'm sorry. Please though?
March 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
So. Needy. Tell me I'm pretty. Tell me you love me. Tell me I'm not annoying. Please. Ugh. I'm sorry. Please though?
"I should get started on dinner", I think to myself as I open the fridge door. VHS scan lines obscure my vision and my hearing dissolves into white noise. I come to on the kitchen floor. The fridge is raised up on a jack and I'm holding a spanner. I'm... fixing the fridge? What the hell happened?
March 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
"I should get started on dinner", I think to myself as I open the fridge door. VHS scan lines obscure my vision and my hearing dissolves into white noise. I come to on the kitchen floor. The fridge is raised up on a jack and I'm holding a spanner. I'm... fixing the fridge? What the hell happened?
So there I was, minding my own business*
*𝘕𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭'𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘥, 𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘤 of 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺.
*𝘕𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭'𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘥, 𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘤 of 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺.
March 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So there I was, minding my own business*
*𝘕𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭'𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘥, 𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘤 of 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺.
*𝘕𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭'𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘥, 𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘤 of 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺.
My belief in the rejuvenating effects of stewing in one's own sweat and oil is very important to me right now.
March 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My belief in the rejuvenating effects of stewing in one's own sweat and oil is very important to me right now.
Tcomfifits has impeccable box design. The product itself is nice, yes, but this packaging... 😍
March 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tcomfifits has impeccable box design. The product itself is nice, yes, but this packaging... 😍
Icecream is emotional narcan.
March 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Icecream is emotional narcan.
Days without ugly crying: 0
March 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Days without ugly crying: 0
Bed selfies are for days ending in "y".
March 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Bed selfies are for days ending in "y".
Sticks and stones will break my bones but tegaderm lasts forever.
March 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sticks and stones will break my bones but tegaderm lasts forever.
Sitting patiently, doing absolutely nothing, waiting for the appointment I have in a full hour from now, refusing to mentally commit to anything else until it's over.
March 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Sitting patiently, doing absolutely nothing, waiting for the appointment I have in a full hour from now, refusing to mentally commit to anything else until it's over.
Six straight hours of raw, unfiltered consciousness? That's inhumane.
March 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Six straight hours of raw, unfiltered consciousness? That's inhumane.