Com to the US. We have a hundred times more creepy men here
But at least here you can carry a gun.

How did you do the voice thing?

Think my bio is amazing? You should see me naked.

This news makes me testee.

That's Jamie's Got a Gun and the song is about sexual abuse.

Where I'm from everyone has a gun.

Teddy's got a gun by Aerosmith

Hell I grew up knowing where the nuclear codes were. Know that mysterious nuclear explosion no one could trace (yes it really happened, look it up) that was ME. I also hacked in NORAD, broke into Area 51 and released the enslaved shape shifting space aliens and put them to work at Starbucks.

Actually I turned up at your house but when I got there all the chocolates had melted.

Well I did it.

Next I'll do the Care Bears

Well one thing about Last Tango in Paris is that after watching that movie you will never look at a stick of butter the same.

Well try reading the original "DUNE". THAT will slow you down. If that doesn't work ready "War and Peace". No one has ever finished that book but everyone who thinks they are smart will tell you they have read it. OR you can read "Cooking With Pooh" if you want to read a masterpiece.

So if you follow a tree religion did you leave?

Gotta be Big Bird

Leprechaun in Space

Yes it's a real movie.