Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane
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Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane
@haysparklemane.bsky.social
🔞 18+ only please 🔞
He/him/his
34
Single
Northwest PA

Working hard and playing hard has made me
strong and chonky;
Please refrain from calling the pretty horse a donkey.
✨🦄✨

Main characters are
Hayburn 🦄;
Buck 🦌;
and Powerstripe 🦨🦌🧬
Moo it
Doo it
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Yay! The vanilla sprinkled ones are my favorite
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Damn I love the water and background effects. As well as the gut effects💦
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oink oink this is totally hogsome and speaks to me on so many levels 💦
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I'm a big fan of the "hammock over the bed" solution.
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
OMG you picked such good dinosaurs for each of you! Amazing job
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My old roommates called me the "garbage disposal" because I'd eat all the leftover food they didn't want and I think one of them knew it got me going.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
THIS IS AWESOME
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Yo. That looks amazing
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I really loved the bread tho
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Holiday spirit? This Xmas is gunna stink
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A lot of radio stations play."Alices restaurant" on the Thanksgiving but that's basically it but I think I'm also getting flashbacks of some sort of "turkey for me turkey for you" song
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Your bed is TOAST
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Blimp you up with xmas magic
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
DO NOT let him crash on your couch it will be a write off.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I keep meeting a lot of people that I feel like ~only~ want to have sex and it kinda bums me out. I really just want friends right now.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Looks hungry! I like!!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
They could rock it 🍑
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
They should put their metrics on a diet
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM