Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane
banner
haysparklemane.bsky.social
Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane
@haysparklemane.bsky.social
🔞 18+ only please 🔞
He/him/his
34
Single
Northwest PA

Working hard and playing hard has made me
strong and chonky;
Please refrain from calling the pretty horse a donkey.
✨🦄✨

Main characters are
Hayburn 🦄;
Buck 🦌;
and Powerstripe 🦨🦌🧬
I'm so sick right now in some way that I've never been before.
I'm extremely cold (even though the house is heated fine). I'm shivering any time I'm not underneath a heated blanket. And my lower tummy hurts like if you do too many crunches. I'm suffering and Don't know what to do
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Reposted by Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane
Ahhh got a surprise gift from @haysparklemane.bsky.social which is perfect and really cheered me up a ton ❤️
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Reposted by Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane
The dawn of the final day! Come by n6 and say hi! I only have so many ai shirts left, in mostly larger sizes. 30 bucks and it's yours!
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Reposted by Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely

As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Reposted by Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane
Debuting some new liquid charms at MFF this weekend, including miniature cans of Hyenaken —featuring a soon-to-be hungover hyena having the time of its life. 🍺

Come see us in the adult den! :3
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Reposted by Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane
IN ARTIST ALLEY AT MFF COME SAY HI / MAKE EYE CONTACT / SCREAM AT ME!
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever ate 10 Fibre 1 bars in one sitting so you could rip ass like a Clydesdale for hours? 🐎💨
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Reposted by Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane
Table F-9 dealers den at MFF see u tomorrow :)
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Step 1: buy the hungry hat of your choosing (or both)
Step 2: go cosmic bowling
Step 3: Kobalds will naturally appear because of how awesome you look and bring you snacks¹
Step 4: Enjoy your life as a hungry dragon

¹ Kobalds not guaranteed to appear but you will still look awesome
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm SUPER excited to announce that the Hungry Dragon hats are BEAUTIFULLY UV reactive so GO GET YOURSELF ONE either at MFF or from their website!!
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This may be "tinfoil hat" but for some reason I'm inclined to believe the recent squeeze on independent artists from payment processors is some sort of scheme to push people back into low wage fastfood and retail jobs and I hate that.
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Working on making my house more cozy. I'm really happy with how it's coming along
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Let's go gambling! 🎰
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Reposted by Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane
Everything legitimately loads faster now I've done this.
www.tumblr.com/modmad/80085...
For copy/paste purposes
THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Is this AV? Because it looks a lot like AV to me
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Seeing some toony snoots this morning reminded me I have this stinky critter that I've done almost nothing with. I kind of like the idea of keeping him null so he is just a pent up menace. What sort of trouble do you think he would get in to?
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The last 4 times I ordered a "10 piece chicken nuggets" from McD0nald I only got 9 nuggets. The squeeze comes from all angles.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Is it too early to start voring everyone on the naughty list? I'm hungry and last year the speedrunning community got mad at year for staring too early.
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Has anyone else ever gotten the urge to completely and permanently transform into a fat pig?
Just me?
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Tired: Taking a bath.
Wired: Using Unicorn Magic to transform my manly unicorn musk into rainbows and sparkles.
Inspired: Deliberately casting the spell at a lower level so it's in appearance only.
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Got a sick new VRchat Avatar from @fatback.bsky.social. I'm going to try and be more active there so if you wanna hang out leave your username below or note me.
Sorry for the low quality phone pic in desktop mode I was lazy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I thought the sign said "VORE HERE" but this is more important anyway
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Looseleaf tea drinkers.
I'm looking for a tea blend that tastes like Arizona's "Black and White" iced tea. Suggestions appreciated!
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm just going to start eating all the bros at the gym who just sit on the workout equipment on their phones. It'll help my gains 💪
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If you see this post, post your sona NOT smiling.

"What do you mean there's no cookies?"
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM