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hayley
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Rudolf’s nose can’t melt steel beams
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
GOOD NIGHT SEATTLE I LOVE YA
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
On Wednesday I will be 4 years older than season 1 Frasier Crane
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I wear an eye patch on 25th September to remember Harald Hardrada getting arrowed in the eye
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Grandmas Say The Darndest Things
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My grandma bought me this from Woolworths and asked them for “the new album by Plup”
October 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This would never have happened in the days when there were proper bin men
October 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Conversation pit where the base is one big toilet
October 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I would go one further and install a 1970s serving hatch
October 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“I’m sorry sir but we can’t pay your claim, as you chose to exclude the add-on for Quickening cover when you incepted your policy”
October 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Alright Jason King
October 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Call me a purist but I much prefer the original Black Lace version
October 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Also lots of Jack White content because Andy sent me a White Stripes and Holly Golightly reel last week
September 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Mine is now menopause content and how to style an old money look on a budget (main tip seems to be “wear beige”)
September 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Only Fish and Horses
September 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Bit warm
September 15, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I see you still haven’t unsubscribed from the Notts Doggers mailing list
September 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
And “London Town”. Now angry at myself for even thinking about it
September 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM