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New Year, Same Hawk
@hawkstar5.bsky.social
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Chaotic inquisitive, here to be weird
🖖Trekkie, Data and Tasha aficionado, but loves the TNG crew all the way around
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Horny account: @hawk-after-dark
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Beans approves of today's cold one for the boys.

Happy (?) Edmund Fitzgerald day to those who observe!
A grey cat sniffs a can of beer in my hands. It's Great Lakes Brewing's Edmund Fitzgerald Porter. The can has a picture of the titular ship being tossed around mid-storm, perfect for a night like tonight!
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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My promise to you:
A sign in the style of the Zohran Mamdami campaign in Orange and red letters on a cobalt background saying "Fully Functional for Multiple Techniques"
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Happy Sexy Tasha Strut Sunday to all who celebrate my beautiful wife 💖🤤
October 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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And anotha one
A painting of the Edmund Fitzgerald with a Twitter caption reading: My GF in whitefish bay: come over Me, the captain of the Edmund Fitzgerald: idk, what if the gales of November come early My GF in whitefish bay: my parents aren't home Me: (the painting of the Edmund Fitzgerald in rough waters, about to be wrecked)
October 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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So far my favorite one:
A picture of a ship's captain at the helm and a stormy sea outside captioned: "(top text) When the searchers say you can make Whitefish bay if you just put 15 more miles behind you. (Bottom text) There's not going to be a Whitefish bay you stupid slut."
October 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Also my fav of the genre:
The logo of the United States Postal Service, but the words say "Noot Noot Toaster Suit".
October 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Ensigns telling stories about a ghost in the J tubes and is just Data being freaky silent when he's checking on junctions and shit.

(But he do got the Squatch Sauce)
The (in)famous Bigfoot photo, a dark and hairy ape-like hominid with arms outstretched turning their head to look at the camera as they walk past.
October 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Why the hell is there a fucked up dog in here?
A trifold of Picard on a horse, but by the way it's folded it's Picard's head and shoulders straight into 4 white horse legs.
October 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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John Luck Pickerd
A slightly folded in headshot of Jean Luc Picard, where it kinda makes his face look too small along the fold.
October 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Awwww yisssss more SPACE HUSBAND!

I need to get him framed for kissing 💋
A magazine poster bust of Data circa S3
October 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I AM SCREAMING OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HAVE WON THE POSTER LOTTERY AAAAAAA
Two magazine fold out posters of Tasha Yar (solo) and a trio of S1 Riker, Picard, and Data. I need to get these FRAMED
October 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Incredible Trek haul from the flea market today.

I have so many trek magazines now that I think I have a legit problem, but THEY GOTS POSTERS IN EM!!
A fat stack of next generation magazines, the star trek encyclopedia hardcover, and a Captain Dathon action figure 💖
October 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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NOOOOO TASHA DON'T DO IT SOME THINGS ARE BETTER DEAD
Walter white screaming at someone from inside a car. Presumably, the target of his yelling can't hear him.
October 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I got two, but they basically do the same thing.

(Not counting the permutations of B-4, Lore, and Sela)
Data with his ethereal fucking face giving that bewitching stare to someone who is NOT ME :( Sitting so far reclines back in his S1 ops chair that his tiddies are prominent. Tasha Yar giving a cheeky smirk to someone WHO ISN'T MEEEEEEE. Somewhere outside in southern California, nice greenery and a lil pond in the background.
October 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME ITS NAKED NOW DAY???

This is like, my national holiday, my Roman empire, MY BABIES GOT NASTY ON THIS DATE! 💖
October 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Not when we're talking about this cutie 💖
Josh Allen, #17 for the Buffalo Bills, and only Quarterback in the NFL, in Bills white uniform and a Blue Bills hat, fists in the air looking excited about something offscreen. That's my boy 💖
September 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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One sleepy freak for you!
A grey cat sleeping in a jack-knife position on a snowflake patterned blanket, just totally zonked out.
September 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Pretty much, except the ends!
The 'butt pieces' of the kiwi are all that remain. Whatever you call the bit where the stem attaches.
September 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I am transcending beyond your moral plane.
Same kiwi in my hand, about 3/4 eaten whole.
September 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Become ungovernable
My hand holding a whole kiwi. Kinda looks sac-ish to be honest. Same hand and kiwi, but now with a big bite out of it. I will defend eating kiwis with the skin on till I die.
September 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Everyone in the DC comics run is shredded like that!
Ripped redshirt Geordi stands over a shirtless mega-ripped Data, saying "This isn't going to hurt Data, is it?" Data leans across a table as he sits, exposing his shredded shoulders and lats, responding with a despondent "Geordi... Please-- --my embarrassment is already overwhelming." Just two beefcakes having a heart to heart! S1 Riker, Picard, and Troi in a panel together showing just their usual chairs on the bridge. They have typical superhero -style bodies with exaggerated musculature that shows through the uniforms, even Troi's. The picture is too low rez to make out the dialog, but Picard seems to be speaking to Riker, mug in hand.
September 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Found it!
A closeup of DC's TNG run issue #5 Q Effects cover, with Data forlornly holding the body of Geordi in a pose reminiscent of La Pieta, while Beverly, Wes, and Deanna look on sadly. Tasha holds her head down. Riker in the rear looks back to Picard and Worf restrains a newly mortal-bodied Q who holds the phaser that killed our not-yet Chief Engineer.
September 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Jason mendoza from The Good Place, edited to look like he's saying the below post with a hastily scribbled speech bubble.
September 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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A doodle of Spock looking incredulous, holding a joint, saying Fascinating... This is what you call a 'weed cigarette'?" Spock taking a righteous honk on the doober Spock seemingly unaffected, but stating "Captain... I can now taste sounds. Curious."
September 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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There, I made him pretty for you 🙂‍↕️
Shoup's avatar (I think it's John Brown?) in sketched form. It's of a dour looking 1800s man, but with a bow in his wild hair and some sparkles.
September 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM