American men before 1970: building dams and jacking off and drinkin beer and shit
American man in 2025: jackin off and drinkin beer and wondering about how societal boredom used be channeled into public works projects and now it’s channeled into video games, jacking off, drinking beer, and shit
American man in 2025: jackin off and drinkin beer and wondering about how societal boredom used be channeled into public works projects and now it’s channeled into video games, jacking off, drinking beer, and shit
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
American men before 1970: building dams and jacking off and drinkin beer and shit
American man in 2025: jackin off and drinkin beer and wondering about how societal boredom used be channeled into public works projects and now it’s channeled into video games, jacking off, drinking beer, and shit
American man in 2025: jackin off and drinkin beer and wondering about how societal boredom used be channeled into public works projects and now it’s channeled into video games, jacking off, drinking beer, and shit
Watched that movie Weapons, maaaaaaaan, amazing camera work. My only qualm: what the hell was the M4 Carbine alarm clock about?
October 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Watched that movie Weapons, maaaaaaaan, amazing camera work. My only qualm: what the hell was the M4 Carbine alarm clock about?
Can’t believe in America their Ranch Dressing comes in bags
October 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Can’t believe in America their Ranch Dressing comes in bags
A lot of physical discomforts can be fixed by just getting up and drinking some water and pacing around and rolling your stomach like Shakira
October 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A lot of physical discomforts can be fixed by just getting up and drinking some water and pacing around and rolling your stomach like Shakira
My head feels like a Pug but my brain feels like a Bull Terrier
September 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My head feels like a Pug but my brain feels like a Bull Terrier
Would you believe me if I told you
The reason AI data centers are popping up everywhere is because
MegaWealth wants to control access to electricity with a layer of plausible deniability
So to strangle the common human further into serfdom
It’s not about “AI” and its infinite semi-usefulness
The reason AI data centers are popping up everywhere is because
MegaWealth wants to control access to electricity with a layer of plausible deniability
So to strangle the common human further into serfdom
It’s not about “AI” and its infinite semi-usefulness
August 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Would you believe me if I told you
The reason AI data centers are popping up everywhere is because
MegaWealth wants to control access to electricity with a layer of plausible deniability
So to strangle the common human further into serfdom
It’s not about “AI” and its infinite semi-usefulness
The reason AI data centers are popping up everywhere is because
MegaWealth wants to control access to electricity with a layer of plausible deniability
So to strangle the common human further into serfdom
It’s not about “AI” and its infinite semi-usefulness
Dating apps are simply e-pimps
Dating apps are simply e-pimps
Dating apps are literally just e-pimps stop being their hoes for free
Dating apps are simply e-pimps
Dating apps are literally just e-pimps stop being their hoes for free
July 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Dating apps are simply e-pimps
Dating apps are simply e-pimps
Dating apps are literally just e-pimps stop being their hoes for free
Dating apps are simply e-pimps
Dating apps are literally just e-pimps stop being their hoes for free
Abolish Delaware
Abolish Rhode Island
Consolidate the East Coast “States” which are smaller than many West Coast Counties.
Abolish Rhode Island
Consolidate the East Coast “States” which are smaller than many West Coast Counties.
July 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Abolish Delaware
Abolish Rhode Island
Consolidate the East Coast “States” which are smaller than many West Coast Counties.
Abolish Rhode Island
Consolidate the East Coast “States” which are smaller than many West Coast Counties.
Apparently my downstairs neighbor is under arrest? First degree assault and kidnapping? wtf
June 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Apparently my downstairs neighbor is under arrest? First degree assault and kidnapping? wtf
Remember folks! No amount of AI will save you from a gunshot wound!
June 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Remember folks! No amount of AI will save you from a gunshot wound!
Happy Pride month, Bluesky users!
June 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Happy Pride month, Bluesky users!
This is the framing that, when you show to a Right-leaning person, **should** immediately induce a polarity shift.
Sadly, these types of things tend to only strengthen existing positions rather than shift them.
Sadly, these types of things tend to only strengthen existing positions rather than shift them.
May 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is the framing that, when you show to a Right-leaning person, **should** immediately induce a polarity shift.
Sadly, these types of things tend to only strengthen existing positions rather than shift them.
Sadly, these types of things tend to only strengthen existing positions rather than shift them.
The primary barrier to higher education being primarily finances and not aptitude or interest explains so much about the infiltration of conservative grifters in our positions of power.
Free higher ed creates a more equitable and skilled American society, with a purposed and ambitious populace.
Free higher ed creates a more equitable and skilled American society, with a purposed and ambitious populace.
May 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The primary barrier to higher education being primarily finances and not aptitude or interest explains so much about the infiltration of conservative grifters in our positions of power.
Free higher ed creates a more equitable and skilled American society, with a purposed and ambitious populace.
Free higher ed creates a more equitable and skilled American society, with a purposed and ambitious populace.
You KNOW the Pope big Franky up there in heaven laying down some thick rod on 72 virgins or whatever Catholic dudes stay celibate their whole life for.
He’s freakin it down with the big G upstairs now man he’s all good, he ain’t worried bout a bum ass man like JD Vance.
He’s freakin it down with the big G upstairs now man he’s all good, he ain’t worried bout a bum ass man like JD Vance.
April 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You KNOW the Pope big Franky up there in heaven laying down some thick rod on 72 virgins or whatever Catholic dudes stay celibate their whole life for.
He’s freakin it down with the big G upstairs now man he’s all good, he ain’t worried bout a bum ass man like JD Vance.
He’s freakin it down with the big G upstairs now man he’s all good, he ain’t worried bout a bum ass man like JD Vance.
If you’re over 6’2” I encourage you to start saying you’re 5’11” if only because the people who ask are always extremely confused by this. Do not clarify. The reactions are priceless.
April 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If you’re over 6’2” I encourage you to start saying you’re 5’11” if only because the people who ask are always extremely confused by this. Do not clarify. The reactions are priceless.
I am haunted by this memory of when I was in sixth grade my class had a unit on comedy. I had to go up in front of the class and do some improv. This was around the time when Anna Nicole Smith had died, I brought her up to lead my bit. Crickets. So, Ol’ reliable: armpit farts... crickets.
April 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I am haunted by this memory of when I was in sixth grade my class had a unit on comedy. I had to go up in front of the class and do some improv. This was around the time when Anna Nicole Smith had died, I brought her up to lead my bit. Crickets. So, Ol’ reliable: armpit farts... crickets.
I really miss Trevor Moore. He would have put out some amazing content with all the lunacy of the years since his death.
May he rest in peace.
May he rest in peace.
March 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I really miss Trevor Moore. He would have put out some amazing content with all the lunacy of the years since his death.
May he rest in peace.
May he rest in peace.
I got some refried beans with dinner earlier, forgot em on the table, you know I had to go back for that 1:23am hit
March 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I got some refried beans with dinner earlier, forgot em on the table, you know I had to go back for that 1:23am hit
JFC does not stand for John F. Cennedy
March 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
JFC does not stand for John F. Cennedy
A dead (Person) is a better (country) is a dangerous logic to follow to its end point. While at times completely reasonable and prudent, any application of it sets a precedent upon which it becomes a tool of oppression. Today them, tomorrow you.
March 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
A dead (Person) is a better (country) is a dangerous logic to follow to its end point. While at times completely reasonable and prudent, any application of it sets a precedent upon which it becomes a tool of oppression. Today them, tomorrow you.
We may be living through the fall and decline of the American Republic, but at least we’ll get to kick off the start of the 700 year reign or the American Emp- oh, no, oh god no uh well um hopefully this one goes better?
March 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We may be living through the fall and decline of the American Republic, but at least we’ll get to kick off the start of the 700 year reign or the American Emp- oh, no, oh god no uh well um hopefully this one goes better?
Hungrybox winning Genesis is a win for the culture. I’m a Hungrybox hater 99 times out of 100 but this is that 1 time I’m an appreciator.
February 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hungrybox winning Genesis is a win for the culture. I’m a Hungrybox hater 99 times out of 100 but this is that 1 time I’m an appreciator.
A chicken tender dipped in ketchup is kinda just a transmogrified Chicken Parm if you think about it
February 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A chicken tender dipped in ketchup is kinda just a transmogrified Chicken Parm if you think about it
Listen, I’m not an advocate for vigilantism…
Though at some point, responsibility falls to the populace, to duties which their elected shirk, that their appointed neglect, and their leaders disable.
Liberties our predecessors fought for are being raped before our very eyes.
Unite and fight. 🕴️
Though at some point, responsibility falls to the populace, to duties which their elected shirk, that their appointed neglect, and their leaders disable.
Liberties our predecessors fought for are being raped before our very eyes.
Unite and fight. 🕴️
February 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Listen, I’m not an advocate for vigilantism…
Though at some point, responsibility falls to the populace, to duties which their elected shirk, that their appointed neglect, and their leaders disable.
Liberties our predecessors fought for are being raped before our very eyes.
Unite and fight. 🕴️
Though at some point, responsibility falls to the populace, to duties which their elected shirk, that their appointed neglect, and their leaders disable.
Liberties our predecessors fought for are being raped before our very eyes.
Unite and fight. 🕴️
Had to re-up SKATE 3 Lets gooooo
February 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Had to re-up SKATE 3 Lets gooooo