Mike Hawco
@hawco.bsky.social
Husband, cat dad, uncle/funcle, shithead and manchild. He/him.
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Don’t think I’ve ever muttered the words “fuck me sideways” quite so much reading a story as this one.
They Asked an A.I. Chatbot Questions. The Answers Sent Them Spiraling.
www.nytimes.com
June 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Don’t think I’ve ever muttered the words “fuck me sideways” quite so much reading a story as this one.
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We're all just watching for the white stuff to spurt out so we know the cardinals are done rawdogging the conclave
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
May 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We're all just watching for the white stuff to spurt out so we know the cardinals are done rawdogging the conclave
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
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imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
April 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
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If you, like me, recognize these names, then you, also like me, might be realizing you spend too much time online and should maybe consider just fuckin' off into the woods for a spell.
The Atlantic has also published the membership list of the group chat. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
March 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If you, like me, recognize these names, then you, also like me, might be realizing you spend too much time online and should maybe consider just fuckin' off into the woods for a spell.
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Circling back on this…
March 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Circling back on this…
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Anyone else want to watch Stephen Chow as Garfield getting the shit kicked out of him from the Hong Kong 1994 movie Love on Delivery cause I can’t stop watching it
March 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Anyone else want to watch Stephen Chow as Garfield getting the shit kicked out of him from the Hong Kong 1994 movie Love on Delivery cause I can’t stop watching it
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
A heart as big as his biceps, this guy.
Since we may soon be entering the Donald J Trump recession, just a heads up that I keep a backdoor discount on my site for those that want to buy a game but are light on cash.
March 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A heart as big as his biceps, this guy.
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I'm feeling outshined by the mountain goats guy
change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage
March 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'm feeling outshined by the mountain goats guy
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"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?"
"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"
"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"
March 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?"
"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"
"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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School play gets canceled for "inappropriate content".
In response students write [REDACTED], their own anti-censorship play skewering the school district, sells out performances, and ultimately takes gold at the Lenaea High School Theatre Festival.
www.kqed.org/arts/1397192...
In response students write [REDACTED], their own anti-censorship play skewering the school district, sells out performances, and ultimately takes gold at the Lenaea High School Theatre Festival.
www.kqed.org/arts/1397192...
After Censorship, Santa Rosa Students Write Their Own Play — and Take the Gold | KQED
A state festival awarded top honors to ‘REDACTED,’ which ruthlessly lampooned district officials.
www.kqed.org
February 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
School play gets canceled for "inappropriate content".
In response students write [REDACTED], their own anti-censorship play skewering the school district, sells out performances, and ultimately takes gold at the Lenaea High School Theatre Festival.
www.kqed.org/arts/1397192...
In response students write [REDACTED], their own anti-censorship play skewering the school district, sells out performances, and ultimately takes gold at the Lenaea High School Theatre Festival.
www.kqed.org/arts/1397192...
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Verhoeven Starship Troopers ass Presidency
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Verhoeven Starship Troopers ass Presidency
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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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the endgame of Bluesky is a year-round Eve 6/Mountain Goats residency at the Mohegan Sun unless they don't have craps tables at the Mohegan Sun, in which case we're Vegas-bound
Thank you but the official band of blue sky is the mountain goats
I have been a day one sky guy and am very proud of you eve6 for becoming the official band of bluesky.
February 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
the endgame of Bluesky is a year-round Eve 6/Mountain Goats residency at the Mohegan Sun unless they don't have craps tables at the Mohegan Sun, in which case we're Vegas-bound
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half time show 2025
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
half time show 2025
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if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen
February 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen
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OFFICER: i understand detailed chalk outlines but why's he spending so much time on the genitalia
SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey
SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey
December 23, 2024 at 1:50 AM
OFFICER: i understand detailed chalk outlines but why's he spending so much time on the genitalia
SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey
SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey