Ski Mask Shawty
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Reskeets ≠ endorsements. Fuck @NickCannon. Fuck @realDonaldTrump. Mostly Jokes. Some politics. My opinion is my own. Don't @ me about it.
White people when black people taught them the cupid shuffle:
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
White people when black people taught them the cupid shuffle:
The Trump administration response:
September 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The Trump administration response:
without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally
August 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally
If this dont get you motivated nothing will
August 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
If this dont get you motivated nothing will
I know what they are
August 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I know what they are
The energy I bring to Bluesky
March 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The energy I bring to Bluesky
Somebody was asking me a question today and started stuttering on the "Ta" part of a word and in my big dumb stupid ridiculous brain this is all I could hear and it took everything in me not to laugh.
I'm going to hell.
I'm going to hell.
March 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Somebody was asking me a question today and started stuttering on the "Ta" part of a word and in my big dumb stupid ridiculous brain this is all I could hear and it took everything in me not to laugh.
I'm going to hell.
I'm going to hell.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bruh rubbing on her forehead like Rafiki talking bout its gon be ok. Nigga she not giving birth she getting penised.
March 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bruh rubbing on her forehead like Rafiki talking bout its gon be ok. Nigga she not giving birth she getting penised.
My pops had one of these for his business I thought that man was big time.
March 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My pops had one of these for his business I thought that man was big time.
I got off work late last night and instead of making myself something decent to eat I foraged old pizza and chicken nuggets from the fridge like a 12 year old. I am now paying the price for my tomfoolery
March 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I got off work late last night and instead of making myself something decent to eat I foraged old pizza and chicken nuggets from the fridge like a 12 year old. I am now paying the price for my tomfoolery
One of these would heal me right now
March 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
One of these would heal me right now
This is every single one of you lactose intolerant people. All of you
February 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is every single one of you lactose intolerant people. All of you