Paul Stevenson
@hauntedmagazine.bsky.social
A Dad to teenage twin girls. Joker. Editor of Haunted Magazine: Go to work for rest, peace & quiet. Bumbling, fumbling, stumbling, tumbling & mumbling my way through the paranormal. Email paul@hauntedmagazine.co.uk if you feel the need.
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#Uncanny Summer Special: The Torrelaguna House
'Off road' - giving me The Fast Show vibes
#UncannyListenAlong
'Off road' - giving me The Fast Show vibes
#UncannyListenAlong
June 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
#Uncanny Summer Special: The Torrelaguna House
'Off road' - giving me The Fast Show vibes
#UncannyListenAlong
'Off road' - giving me The Fast Show vibes
#UncannyListenAlong
TRUE OR FALSE: Today is not actually St George’s Day. Under unusual & peculiar Church of England rules, no saint’s day can be celebrated in the week before or after Easter; therefore, this year’s celebration has been moved to the following Monday, April 28 #TrueOrFalse? #StGeorgesDay
April 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
TRUE OR FALSE: Today is not actually St George’s Day. Under unusual & peculiar Church of England rules, no saint’s day can be celebrated in the week before or after Easter; therefore, this year’s celebration has been moved to the following Monday, April 28 #TrueOrFalse? #StGeorgesDay
How many Beatles songs can you spot in the picture below?
There are apparently 39.
Name one and move on....
There are apparently 39.
Name one and move on....
April 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
How many Beatles songs can you spot in the picture below?
There are apparently 39.
Name one and move on....
There are apparently 39.
Name one and move on....
TRUE OR FALSE: In 14th-century England, one in three men were called ‘John’ #TrueOrFalse?
April 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
TRUE OR FALSE: In 14th-century England, one in three men were called ‘John’ #TrueOrFalse?
Seeing that there are a few of these doing the rounds. I thought, hey, why the hell not?
Although I must insist that mine is not a toy — it's for serious paranormal enthusiasts only😉😉
Although I must insist that mine is not a toy — it's for serious paranormal enthusiasts only😉😉
April 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Seeing that there are a few of these doing the rounds. I thought, hey, why the hell not?
Although I must insist that mine is not a toy — it's for serious paranormal enthusiasts only😉😉
Although I must insist that mine is not a toy — it's for serious paranormal enthusiasts only😉😉
Today is #NationalTeaDay
Whether you like your tea black, green, milky, sugared, iced, herbaled, bubbled, Yorkshired, Lancashired or any other way, or any other county, I hope you have the time to chill, sit and relax with a cuppa of your choice today...
Whether you like your tea black, green, milky, sugared, iced, herbaled, bubbled, Yorkshired, Lancashired or any other way, or any other county, I hope you have the time to chill, sit and relax with a cuppa of your choice today...
April 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Today is #NationalTeaDay
Whether you like your tea black, green, milky, sugared, iced, herbaled, bubbled, Yorkshired, Lancashired or any other way, or any other county, I hope you have the time to chill, sit and relax with a cuppa of your choice today...
Whether you like your tea black, green, milky, sugared, iced, herbaled, bubbled, Yorkshired, Lancashired or any other way, or any other county, I hope you have the time to chill, sit and relax with a cuppa of your choice today...
Cyclops [struggling with a crossword]: Hun, how do you spell Hawaii?
Wife [smirking]: I think you need two 'i's.
Cyclops: [puts pen down angrily]: My life is just a joke to you, isn't it Shirley?
Wife [smirking]: I think you need two 'i's.
Cyclops: [puts pen down angrily]: My life is just a joke to you, isn't it Shirley?
April 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Cyclops [struggling with a crossword]: Hun, how do you spell Hawaii?
Wife [smirking]: I think you need two 'i's.
Cyclops: [puts pen down angrily]: My life is just a joke to you, isn't it Shirley?
Wife [smirking]: I think you need two 'i's.
Cyclops: [puts pen down angrily]: My life is just a joke to you, isn't it Shirley?
As it's #EasterSunday, I popped into my local Aldi and treated myself to a Humpty Dumpty egg. To be fair, it's not a bad price, and it comes with Aldi Kings Horses and Aldi Kings Men.
@aldiukstores.bsky.social
@aldiukstores.bsky.social
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
As it's #EasterSunday, I popped into my local Aldi and treated myself to a Humpty Dumpty egg. To be fair, it's not a bad price, and it comes with Aldi Kings Horses and Aldi Kings Men.
@aldiukstores.bsky.social
@aldiukstores.bsky.social
Thanks to my Grandad, I have hated Easter every year since I was five.
Happy #EasterSunday everyone.
Happy #EasterSunday everyone.
April 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Thanks to my Grandad, I have hated Easter every year since I was five.
Happy #EasterSunday everyone.
Happy #EasterSunday everyone.
Tried baking some #GoodFriday shortbread biscuits today. In the past, I've had the texture and taste all wrong, but this time I think I've nailed it...
April 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Tried baking some #GoodFriday shortbread biscuits today. In the past, I've had the texture and taste all wrong, but this time I think I've nailed it...
April 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
AT THE LAST SUPPER
Judas: So Jesus, I made these myself. It's a new recipe I have tried out. They're called Hot Cross Buns.
Judas: So Jesus, I made these myself. It's a new recipe I have tried out. They're called Hot Cross Buns.
April 18, 2025 at 8:42 AM
AT THE LAST SUPPER
Judas: So Jesus, I made these myself. It's a new recipe I have tried out. They're called Hot Cross Buns.
Judas: So Jesus, I made these myself. It's a new recipe I have tried out. They're called Hot Cross Buns.
AT THE LAST SUPPER
Jesus [holding up a piece of bread]: This is my body.
Jesus [holding up a cup of wine]: This is my blood.
Jesus [holding up a jar of mayonnaise]: This is...
Peter: Woah, woah, let me stop you right there, Jesus.
Jesus [holding up a piece of bread]: This is my body.
Jesus [holding up a cup of wine]: This is my blood.
Jesus [holding up a jar of mayonnaise]: This is...
Peter: Woah, woah, let me stop you right there, Jesus.
April 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
AT THE LAST SUPPER
Jesus [holding up a piece of bread]: This is my body.
Jesus [holding up a cup of wine]: This is my blood.
Jesus [holding up a jar of mayonnaise]: This is...
Peter: Woah, woah, let me stop you right there, Jesus.
Jesus [holding up a piece of bread]: This is my body.
Jesus [holding up a cup of wine]: This is my blood.
Jesus [holding up a jar of mayonnaise]: This is...
Peter: Woah, woah, let me stop you right there, Jesus.
Jesus: Can we have a table for 26, please?
Waiter [counting]: But there are only 13 of you.
Jesus: I know, but we're all going to sit on the same side.
#TheLastSupper
Waiter [counting]: But there are only 13 of you.
Jesus: I know, but we're all going to sit on the same side.
#TheLastSupper
April 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Jesus: Can we have a table for 26, please?
Waiter [counting]: But there are only 13 of you.
Jesus: I know, but we're all going to sit on the same side.
#TheLastSupper
Waiter [counting]: But there are only 13 of you.
Jesus: I know, but we're all going to sit on the same side.
#TheLastSupper
I'm embarrassed folks.
Remember when I told you all that I would win the giant butterfly painting competition? I told everyone I would win; I was confident I would win.
I came second.
Me & my big moth!
Remember when I told you all that I would win the giant butterfly painting competition? I told everyone I would win; I was confident I would win.
I came second.
Me & my big moth!
April 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm embarrassed folks.
Remember when I told you all that I would win the giant butterfly painting competition? I told everyone I would win; I was confident I would win.
I came second.
Me & my big moth!
Remember when I told you all that I would win the giant butterfly painting competition? I told everyone I would win; I was confident I would win.
I came second.
Me & my big moth!
**NEW BOOK ALERT**
Trust me - I reckon there's a best cellar in this.
Trust me - I reckon there's a best cellar in this.
April 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM
**NEW BOOK ALERT**
Trust me - I reckon there's a best cellar in this.
Trust me - I reckon there's a best cellar in this.
Announcer: And now on BBC Five, it's time for today's episode of '1000 Ways to Die'...
April 1, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Announcer: And now on BBC Five, it's time for today's episode of '1000 Ways to Die'...
Press play on the video below if you're fed up with all the people playing #AprilFoolsDay jokes on social media and you fancy getting your own back on them.
It's genius. I've used it many times.
It's genius. I've used it many times.
April 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Press play on the video below if you're fed up with all the people playing #AprilFoolsDay jokes on social media and you fancy getting your own back on them.
It's genius. I've used it many times.
It's genius. I've used it many times.
Another leak in the office toilet. It seems to happen at least once a year.
April 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Another leak in the office toilet. It seems to happen at least once a year.
The secrets of the Pyramids are finally revealed.
April 1, 2025 at 9:43 AM
The secrets of the Pyramids are finally revealed.
You can forget the asteroid theory, the volcanic eruption theory that caused large-scale climate change. Scientists have released an unredacted drawing revealing the truth about why dinosaurs became extinct.
April 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
You can forget the asteroid theory, the volcanic eruption theory that caused large-scale climate change. Scientists have released an unredacted drawing revealing the truth about why dinosaurs became extinct.
Under no circumstances should you buy this...
April 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Under no circumstances should you buy this...
I am off potato picking. Apparently, it's this time of year when they're at their tastiest.
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
April 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I am off potato picking. Apparently, it's this time of year when they're at their tastiest.
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
When you come across two standalone dandelions on a gorgeous day like today, it's rude not to take a photo isn't it?
March 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
When you come across two standalone dandelions on a gorgeous day like today, it's rude not to take a photo isn't it?
Town planner#1: How about a sign: “Welcome to the church of St Mary at the pool of the white hazels near the fierce whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave”
Town Planner#2: It's a bit long-winded
TP#1: Shall I just use the Welsh translation?
TP#2: Cracking idea
Town Planner#2: It's a bit long-winded
TP#1: Shall I just use the Welsh translation?
TP#2: Cracking idea
March 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Town planner#1: How about a sign: “Welcome to the church of St Mary at the pool of the white hazels near the fierce whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave”
Town Planner#2: It's a bit long-winded
TP#1: Shall I just use the Welsh translation?
TP#2: Cracking idea
Town Planner#2: It's a bit long-winded
TP#1: Shall I just use the Welsh translation?
TP#2: Cracking idea