hatwell
@hatwell.bsky.social
it's hatwell! you know, hatwell from twitter!!!!! hiya!!! this is not me skeeting in a work capacity of any kind.
lil live bug in Slack, you love to see it
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
lil live bug in Slack, you love to see it
don't tell me what I'll be glad about thanks
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
don't tell me what I'll be glad about thanks
first ever 6/6 on @learnedleague.com and it's against my own mother. Shakespearean.
September 11, 2025 at 8:56 AM
first ever 6/6 on @learnedleague.com and it's against my own mother. Shakespearean.
keep not clicking this, i am assuming i'm being invited to chat with Jira/Atlassian's new AI assistant? I
September 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
keep not clicking this, i am assuming i'm being invited to chat with Jira/Atlassian's new AI assistant? I
genuinely forgot i'd "reviewed" these films
May 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
genuinely forgot i'd "reviewed" these films
i found a bug in chat gpt. The WAEC is the West African Examinations Council - it essentially gave me a link to the exam timetable for Nigerian secondary school exams this year?!
May 16, 2025 at 8:36 AM
i found a bug in chat gpt. The WAEC is the West African Examinations Council - it essentially gave me a link to the exam timetable for Nigerian secondary school exams this year?!
when I have strange persistent thoughts while I'm drifting off to sleep I sometimes just write em down to get em out of my brain and now my phone todo list has some entries like this
April 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
when I have strange persistent thoughts while I'm drifting off to sleep I sometimes just write em down to get em out of my brain and now my phone todo list has some entries like this
Did anyone else know this about sonic the hedgehog? I feel insane. mods lock 341 page thread "Which neo-liberal world leader is most like Sonic the Hedgehog?" I have never before in my life thought anything was a psyop before but this?
March 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Did anyone else know this about sonic the hedgehog? I feel insane. mods lock 341 page thread "Which neo-liberal world leader is most like Sonic the Hedgehog?" I have never before in my life thought anything was a psyop before but this?
ok gang: I think I've invented A Thing. Giving blood on Valentine's Day. Is that a thing already? If not it is now. I invented it!
February 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ok gang: I think I've invented A Thing. Giving blood on Valentine's Day. Is that a thing already? If not it is now. I invented it!
ahhhh this is the emoji kitchen result for combining two snake emojis, makes me very happy
January 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
ahhhh this is the emoji kitchen result for combining two snake emojis, makes me very happy
i want to die when i accidentally commit stuff like this, feels like revealing the grossest parts of my id
January 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i want to die when i accidentally commit stuff like this, feels like revealing the grossest parts of my id
What's your emotional support album? The one you put on when it feels like either the world or your brain is actively working against you? I need mine today.
January 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What's your emotional support album? The one you put on when it feels like either the world or your brain is actively working against you? I need mine today.
yeah that's right I'm the mfing champ
January 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
yeah that's right I'm the mfing champ
I'm so into this business card that was a bookmark in a charity shop purchase - what a job title!
December 28, 2024 at 10:51 AM
I'm so into this business card that was a bookmark in a charity shop purchase - what a job title!
me cooking Christmas dinner alone and refusing all offers of help
December 25, 2024 at 3:49 PM
me cooking Christmas dinner alone and refusing all offers of help
met Graham Fellows / John Shuttleworth at Salford lads club tonite
December 19, 2024 at 11:18 PM
met Graham Fellows / John Shuttleworth at Salford lads club tonite
lol, gone into devtools to delete an annoying login modal thing blocking content, and at least they're saying it like it is... (this is Glassdoor btw)
December 13, 2024 at 11:19 AM
lol, gone into devtools to delete an annoying login modal thing blocking content, and at least they're saying it like it is... (this is Glassdoor btw)
just forking Luigi Mangione's GitHub repos to feel closer to him 🥹🥹
December 11, 2024 at 9:48 AM
just forking Luigi Mangione's GitHub repos to feel closer to him 🥹🥹