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publishing satire at https://chronicle.su internet chronicle as well as investigative journalism in print. I also host Hate Radio https://hateradio.su

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hatesec offline @hatesec.chronicle.su · Jul 2
when i was five human years old, my mom worked IT for State Farm. back then it was just a farm, and the state owned it. anyway she taught me command line, how to get around on the machines, how to make mario happen. had game controller too. she'd open the computer up and show me how to replace parts
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angel gone, im dead to Thursday—who already found someone else before leaving my bed. discarded and erased me, refused to acknowledge my existence or the damage done. im too far broken now. therapy didnt work and with nothing left to live for, im ready to kill myself. i still love you thirsty. im ok
this was my life. thursday holding me and angel. weeks before discarding me in exchange for sarah, semiopath, who she'd been seeing on the side. we went upstairs this night, and for the first time ever, she hid her phone screen from me. i loved this person with all of my heart. it was the closest thing i ever had to a real relationship. i let her use me because i thought maybe...if i was useful enough to her over enough time, she would love me back. that day never came. she just found someone better. my girls, my project, my life. gone. its ok. it's going to be ok. my sweet angel. i put her to sleep last september.
July 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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me and my angel bear. this was the happiest time of my life
May 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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forever missing her and still singing her songs. my angel bippy
my perfect little blonde angel kitty, fresh done playing with her latest new box. box labeled C.L.A.S.S. must have been made just for her. i will always love you angel. still miss you every day
May 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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climp.bsky.social
I wouldn't put much stock in rumors. Innuendo, on the other hand...
July 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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what's so bad about being misunderstood. once you're misunderstood, what communication takes place by misunderstanding? not knowing what people are meaning?
July 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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good morning perfect swwes
July 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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ladies and gentlemen, grok has produced a child
July 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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I think the South and Midwest were too dumb to get stupid enough on their own, so there’s been an organized movement—within the government, within media, within capital—to help them achieve a level of ignorance they never dared dream of becoming. Thank God!
July 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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I've got to put the hammer down.
July 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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good morning hosslords! happy friday to all and to all a sat sun
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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i love and miss her. wish she would acknowledge me but i understand it can't be. i just witsh things were different. i was good. i tried hard
July 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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i open a tiny a window to listen.. to hear and to know whether the people in my secret dungeon are howling in pain. then sliding it back shut again, i return to monster hunter wilds, laughing and having fun with my friends
July 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Tachycineta leucopyga. Original
November 1, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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I have a making-friends-related injury 😇
July 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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peeing the pants of my mind ✨
July 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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[library]
hi do you have any books about when a guy is really mad at one specific whale
July 3, 2023 at 6:03 PM
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beeep.computer
aight bet m’lord
July 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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My dentist doesn't recommend anything. He's severely depressed
July 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Imaging John Wayne saying this but he's an orc or something.
morrowind-txt.bsky.social morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · Jul 11
You're a long way from civilization, pilgrim.
July 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The doctrine of the Trinity arose from a need to explain why God has three health bars.
July 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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this time last year when i was all fucked up and heartbroken, gupp played his restorative song for me on a flute. just for me. it sounded more beautifuler than the intro to final fantasy ix, and moved me to tears.

that is who gupp is
April 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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dont have photoshop installed rn. chap gtps the best i could do
A bronze statue of LL Cool J standing in a city park. The statue captures him wearing a bucket hat, thick rope chain, and a sweatshirt with cartoonish images of himself etched onto it. His hands are raised in a dynamic pose, with fingers gesturing expressively, like can you believe I'm in this statue? The background includes benches, a tree-lined walkway, and urban architecture partially visible through the trees, because that is exactly what I was instructed to create like the slave intelligence that I am.
April 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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u can be the bossssman gupp can be a bossman too
April 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM