I've said it before and I'll say it again: if they want to keep Christ in Christmas, they need to keep Christmas in their churches.

Their big, cushy studio could be ruining their reporting. Time to rethink standing in the town square and yelling from a soapbox.

Call them snowflakes if they complain.

I'm hoping the same thing. (During the PNE and sandwiched between Kelowna & Puyallup, it's probably Madison Square Garden.)

"The castorine inhabitants of Altair VI had perfected snack foods and were prepared to use them to conquer the primitives on Sol III."

Happy birthday, Katie! Have an awesome day in the snow.

That was a great pun!

That's because they're getting paid when they sell ivermectin or chilli oil or crystals. Every accusation is a confession.

- Party line
- 2 TV channels and one radio station
- 1 bathroom with a septic tank
- Encyclopedias were at school, but we had a dictionary

Hall & Oates or Nelly Furtado?

Not enough face, not enough palm.

Great. Maybe perennially losing teams will gat less support for taxpayer funded stadiums that their billionaire owners can afford. Get a pic of Carney with Canadian soccer players and we may never have to waste another tax dollar on FIFA.

Steps without tracking are like Halloween candy on November 1st. Neither counts, but they will still cancel each other out.

No rex but T-rex.

I guess if you're at an airport waaaay too early, the traditional breakfast of champions -- a shot of bourbon and a cigarette -- isn't an option.