He may be materially wealthy, but spiritually speaking, he is a pauper. Everything is measured out in terms of wealth and fame. It's a shallow, meaningless existence. I almost feel sorry for him, but then I remember how he has made misery for so many people, and basically, I want him to die soon.

I loath Starmer, but why do I get an uneasy feeling?

Next, he will be saying we will spend nearly all of our waking hours plugged into a giant matrix called social media. Oh, hang on.....

Not so weird, Orwell predicted it in '1984' Also I've known many people who behave as if they're not allowed to turn it off or they've forgotten there is an off switch, which is sad.

Not posh, not gor blimey or poor, probably owns a semi-detached house in suburbia,or in a village in the Cotswolds if upper middle class. Banker, solicitor, stockbroker, teacher, white collar, rather than blue collar. Classes are blurring together, though.

I hate to break it to you, but it's already happened.

You're so vein.

It would seem that Davie wasn't sufficiently right wing. Sadly, for the BBC, Attilla the Hun is no longer available. I agree that it is like being on a never-ending acid trip at the moment!

Can I have some more, please, sir? Oh, that's a different Dickens, isn't it! You look fierce!

You won't enjoy having to kiss Trump's ass! Well, I hope you won't anyway!

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This is not very well known, but Mossad have developed robots that act as if they're real human beings, but there are teething problems with the Starmerbot, it keeps saying it's father was a toolmaker and shows no emotion and needs some adjustments. 'My name is Keir...whirr click.. my father.......