Harry Flowers
@harryflowers.bsky.social
The grandfather of street jokes.
New York this, New York that. You don’t even live there.
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
New York this, New York that. You don’t even live there.
Whoever wins the vote for mayor of New York can kiss my ass.
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Whoever wins the vote for mayor of New York can kiss my ass.
45 years ago. First record with my own money. I had a job after school at the Whalebone Lane Safeway in Dagenham. Bought it at Our Price in Romford.
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
45 years ago. First record with my own money. I had a job after school at the Whalebone Lane Safeway in Dagenham. Bought it at Our Price in Romford.
People often ask me if I have any words of advice for young people
Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old
If you're doing business with an anthropomorphic giant peanut, get it in writing. His word isn't worth shit, not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.
Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old
If you're doing business with an anthropomorphic giant peanut, get it in writing. His word isn't worth shit, not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
People often ask me if I have any words of advice for young people
Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old
If you're doing business with an anthropomorphic giant peanut, get it in writing. His word isn't worth shit, not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.
Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old
If you're doing business with an anthropomorphic giant peanut, get it in writing. His word isn't worth shit, not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.
JK obviously too lazy to clean the only dinner plate that he owns so he’s eating his tea from a serving platter. The degenerate fuck.
✅Aromat
✅Child’s fork
✅Paring knife
✅Aromat
✅Child’s fork
✅Paring knife
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
JK obviously too lazy to clean the only dinner plate that he owns so he’s eating his tea from a serving platter. The degenerate fuck.
✅Aromat
✅Child’s fork
✅Paring knife
✅Aromat
✅Child’s fork
✅Paring knife
Buying concert tickets for everyone.
They can buy me food and drink all night.
Gigtastic!
They can buy me food and drink all night.
Gigtastic!
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Buying concert tickets for everyone.
They can buy me food and drink all night.
Gigtastic!
They can buy me food and drink all night.
Gigtastic!
The answer to this of course is humans.
October 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The answer to this of course is humans.
Will be giving this an airing tonight.
RIP Jack DeJohnette
RIP Jack DeJohnette
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Will be giving this an airing tonight.
RIP Jack DeJohnette
RIP Jack DeJohnette
Staying up for Everton Spurs. I like the Toffees energy this season and I think the Hill Dickinson will prove to be a fortress.
October 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Staying up for Everton Spurs. I like the Toffees energy this season and I think the Hill Dickinson will prove to be a fortress.
‘int getting ‘ome brilliant?
October 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
‘int getting ‘ome brilliant?
I’m a big champion of this one
October 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I’m a big champion of this one
Our friend Sarah has come round to make a curry. She’s bought George with her. Pepper and George are very jealous of each other and both of them are trying to get as close to her as they can.
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Our friend Sarah has come round to make a curry. She’s bought George with her. Pepper and George are very jealous of each other and both of them are trying to get as close to her as they can.
Lehmann injured during the warm up. This lad comes in.
October 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Lehmann injured during the warm up. This lad comes in.
Here’s your Pubes For Hair XI
October 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Here’s your Pubes For Hair XI
Here’s two characters that bring me happiness ok? Is that alright with you now? Don’t tell me to stop scrolling. Leave me alone. You’re exactly the same as a paedophile.
October 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Here’s two characters that bring me happiness ok? Is that alright with you now? Don’t tell me to stop scrolling. Leave me alone. You’re exactly the same as a paedophile.
Managed to hold my nerve.
October 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Managed to hold my nerve.
Me whenever I read a US sports headline.
October 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Me whenever I read a US sports headline.
Actually, Slabhead is the name of the scientist.
October 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Actually, Slabhead is the name of the scientist.