jøey
@harpsikkl.bsky.social
recovering from brain rot, please be patient
somebody who should write
somebody who should write
hear me out on both
the proper way to eat eggs is with hot sauce, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT ketchup
January 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
hear me out on both
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I have two wolves waiting to get inside me. I told them there are two other wolves presently inside me and they’ve got the place for another week. I should never have opened up my stomach as an airb&b.
January 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I have two wolves waiting to get inside me. I told them there are two other wolves presently inside me and they’ve got the place for another week. I should never have opened up my stomach as an airb&b.
feels sorta like I'm getting circled by gators ngl
September 28, 2024 at 10:41 PM
feels sorta like I'm getting circled by gators ngl
The smoke shop I'm going to now only has hundred packs of whippets so my binge will be longer than I intended
September 22, 2024 at 1:33 PM
The smoke shop I'm going to now only has hundred packs of whippets so my binge will be longer than I intended
like I want trump to not die because that would be a really tumultuous outcome, I just want him to be really scared all the time until his already rotten brain can't even physically golf anymore, never mind the being scared of bushes and rooftops. I want him quivering in fear for at least 5 years+
It’s really beautiful that both rallies and golf are now ruined forever for Donald Trump, and it’s his own fault
September 17, 2024 at 3:51 PM
like I want trump to not die because that would be a really tumultuous outcome, I just want him to be really scared all the time until his already rotten brain can't even physically golf anymore, never mind the being scared of bushes and rooftops. I want him quivering in fear for at least 5 years+
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my legs are now failing me for the first time
bus never showed but I di believe in my legs
on the corner of church and temple waiting for a bus I hardly believe in to take me to "hell"
September 6, 2024 at 6:00 AM
my legs are now failing me for the first time
I really love my family but they're all sorta hater ass bigots, so I need to make my distance
September 6, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I really love my family but they're all sorta hater ass bigots, so I need to make my distance
that "I have no enemies" saunter on the freeway
September 4, 2024 at 11:04 PM
that "I have no enemies" saunter on the freeway
I've determined I'm immune to undercooked seafood
September 3, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I've determined I'm immune to undercooked seafood
kid at the bus station begging for money, fuckin I ask him what it's for and he roundabout tells me it's either meth or crack
he still got that dollar cause I know what it's like buddy
he still got that dollar cause I know what it's like buddy
August 30, 2024 at 3:56 PM
kid at the bus station begging for money, fuckin I ask him what it's for and he roundabout tells me it's either meth or crack
he still got that dollar cause I know what it's like buddy
he still got that dollar cause I know what it's like buddy
I'm like a bottomless pit of energy for social vampires, and I like it that way
August 30, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I'm like a bottomless pit of energy for social vampires, and I like it that way
I'd be a fool to refuse THAT pair of gloves, they fit too well
August 27, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I'd be a fool to refuse THAT pair of gloves, they fit too well
The longest bike ride of my life on a surprisingly hot day
August 27, 2024 at 6:44 PM
The longest bike ride of my life on a surprisingly hot day
I'm just hitting emergency stop on the machine to piss my boss off
August 27, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I'm just hitting emergency stop on the machine to piss my boss off
at least feed the good birds, yakno. nobody wants more vultures
August 27, 2024 at 5:57 PM
at least feed the good birds, yakno. nobody wants more vultures
bus never showed but I di believe in my legs
on the corner of church and temple waiting for a bus I hardly believe in to take me to "hell"
August 27, 2024 at 12:32 PM
bus never showed but I di believe in my legs
five years ago I did definitely see this as where I'd be
August 27, 2024 at 10:45 AM
five years ago I did definitely see this as where I'd be
I'm just one pixel in the 4k picture of America's biggest problem
August 27, 2024 at 10:40 AM
I'm just one pixel in the 4k picture of America's biggest problem
no matter how hard I try, it's gonna end with me getting raped to death in someone's dungeon
August 27, 2024 at 10:34 AM
no matter how hard I try, it's gonna end with me getting raped to death in someone's dungeon
I never wanted to break anyone's heart like THIS
August 27, 2024 at 10:26 AM
I never wanted to break anyone's heart like THIS
I do stand for the anthem NOW, but meekly and with shame, out of fear
August 27, 2024 at 9:01 AM
I do stand for the anthem NOW, but meekly and with shame, out of fear
Im running away, but at the slowest pace ever
August 27, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Im running away, but at the slowest pace ever
gift them everything you have and leave a bitter note
August 27, 2024 at 7:25 AM
gift them everything you have and leave a bitter note
I'm not staying on THIS carousel, and I know the signs say to stay on till it's over but I can fall pretty well
August 27, 2024 at 7:09 AM
I'm not staying on THIS carousel, and I know the signs say to stay on till it's over but I can fall pretty well