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"I get twenty-five a day and expenses - when I'm lucky." / Quotes and Highlights from the long-running Detective Pikachu book series / Maintained by @mascott.pizza
"The moment I came to, the compartment I'd been stuffed into became cramped. My neck was killing me, but I had to get my bearings, and fast.

Dark. I was in a trunk. We were on the move, but in a peculiar way. A backpack?

I swore. There was nothing more embarrassing than to be caught, off-guard."
September 11, 2023 at 6:10 PM
"I’d seen the girl around Lavender before, and truth be told, nothing would have made me happier than to believe her, but I knew better than to trust a Marowak in this town."
September 11, 2023 at 6:01 PM
"Pidgeotto fell to the floor, and the boy to her side.

‘Now cut the shit, Falkner.’

I spit my cigarette at his feet, a solitary ember burning my mark into the kid’s sandal.

'I own you. Don’t act like you forgot that.’"
September 10, 2023 at 7:48 PM
"Sudowoodo had stonewalled the police during their interrogation, no help at all. But I knew where he spent his nights these days. At dusk, it came time for me to see if I could shake loose a few berries."
September 10, 2023 at 7:45 PM
"There's only so far a 'mon can run, but tearing around the second corner I knew it wouldn't matter: The boy was gone, and all that remained at the end of the alley was a perversely-sated Swalot."
September 10, 2023 at 7:43 PM
"They say that you're four times more likely to be killed in a car accident than you were to be hurt on one of the Cycling Roads. At least, that was what they used to say. Before the Rockets took over."
September 9, 2023 at 3:13 AM
"Maybe I really was a famous movie star, somewhere; My name up in lights, drinking for pleasure instead of sleep.

But as it was now, I was seeing a different set of stars, spitting out the first tooth of my night as someone’s hired Hitmonchan wound up for the second left hook of his."
September 9, 2023 at 3:02 AM
"I knew Red from back in the day. We’d worked together to crack Team Rocket over the head, just before he retired. But the blood and ether the cops found at the scene didn’t seem like his idea of a happy ending."
September 8, 2023 at 12:33 AM
"A beautiful woman once told me I seem haunted. Maybe that’s why I feel right at home every time I walk into Lavender."
September 8, 2023 at 12:33 AM
"The cops wouldn’t release the name attached to the body, but the dozen unanswered calls confirmed my hunch. Oshawott wouldn’t be paying me after all."
September 8, 2023 at 12:31 AM
"Jynx spread out on a set of sheets that cost more than my car. I touched the fabric: silk.

‘Caterpie or Weedle?’"
September 8, 2023 at 12:30 AM
"The last time I’d been in Mauville, Wattson had made me a compelling offer to stay. I had a sinking feeling that our meeting all those years ago was part of the reason he was in a cabinet down at the morgue."
September 8, 2023 at 12:29 AM
"An elderly couple runs the daycare.  Or, rather, ran it, until some poison type walked in around two this morning.

I sucked my teeth. Humans. Never stood a chance."
September 8, 2023 at 12:26 AM
"It took two Machokes to move the truck on the docks. Underneath, it was just like the note had told us. Rigor had set in hours before: Mew was dead."
September 8, 2023 at 12:21 AM
"Scenic as it was, I didn’t find myself at Tohjo Falls very often. But when one of the cops tasked with manning Saffron’s guard posts had to be fished out of the drink, I decided it might be worth it to make the trip."
September 8, 2023 at 12:19 AM
"Probopass had a family now, and I'd figured since that business back in Cerulean he'd want to stay out of the slam, but the fence's tip made me wonder if he was having trouble keeping that nose clean."
September 8, 2023 at 12:17 AM
"The Chansey tried their hardest, but there was nothing they could do.

Haunter was dead."
September 8, 2023 at 12:16 AM
"Inspector Pidgeot had worked hard to keep me away from this one, but Meowth was paying me a lot of money to ruffle some feathers."
September 8, 2023 at 12:15 AM
"It'd been a while since a client walked through the door, but at least I don't have to worry about keeping the lights on."
September 8, 2023 at 12:13 AM