The Harbinger of Beth
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Step 1: Short the market
Step 2: Announce tariffs
Step 3: Market crashes
Step 4: Buy on the dip
Step 5: Extort favours from countries
Step 6: Scrap tariffs
Step 7: Market rises
Step 8: Sell on the rise, bank the profits
Step 2: Announce tariffs
Step 3: Market crashes
Step 4: Buy on the dip
Step 5: Extort favours from countries
Step 6: Scrap tariffs
Step 7: Market rises
Step 8: Sell on the rise, bank the profits
April 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Step 1: Short the market
Step 2: Announce tariffs
Step 3: Market crashes
Step 4: Buy on the dip
Step 5: Extort favours from countries
Step 6: Scrap tariffs
Step 7: Market rises
Step 8: Sell on the rise, bank the profits
Step 2: Announce tariffs
Step 3: Market crashes
Step 4: Buy on the dip
Step 5: Extort favours from countries
Step 6: Scrap tariffs
Step 7: Market rises
Step 8: Sell on the rise, bank the profits
Tbh, this is the kind of weaponized incompetence this country needs.
March 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Tbh, this is the kind of weaponized incompetence this country needs.
It's only been a few days, but my impression so far is that there is no propaganda, and it's quite sublime. Just cats and spy jokes and misidentified CEOs and people cooking things on very small kitchen equipment. It's gloriously full of goodness and light. For real.
January 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It's only been a few days, but my impression so far is that there is no propaganda, and it's quite sublime. Just cats and spy jokes and misidentified CEOs and people cooking things on very small kitchen equipment. It's gloriously full of goodness and light. For real.
The reception has been overwhelmingly positive so far. Many Chinese users are excited to interact with Americans because we have never shared social media with Chinese people on this scale before. I'm sure we'll ruin it, but for now, a lot of people are paying the cat tax and being super respectful.
January 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The reception has been overwhelmingly positive so far. Many Chinese users are excited to interact with Americans because we have never shared social media with Chinese people on this scale before. I'm sure we'll ruin it, but for now, a lot of people are paying the cat tax and being super respectful.
Hi from TikTok 🖤😍
January 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Hi from TikTok 🖤😍