Two-Sword Fighter
@harbinger617.bsky.social
Telling lies and stealing pies since 1993. I AM BRANCHED MAN KILL 'EM ALL PERFECT MILLENNIUM
Two seconds later
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Two seconds later
Two can use the claw sharpener at the same time, if you are clever
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Two can use the claw sharpener at the same time, if you are clever
"I can smell it in the oven. Not long now, father. Bring me my portions".
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"I can smell it in the oven. Not long now, father. Bring me my portions".
Some kind of guy-shaped lump
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Some kind of guy-shaped lump
Me, strapped to the dental throne and work shopping a joke that is completely wrong
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Me, strapped to the dental throne and work shopping a joke that is completely wrong
Spoiled freak
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Spoiled freak
Fatboy gets his window time one way or another
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Fatboy gets his window time one way or another
I'm drinking mid as fuck scotch my dearest friend bought for my birthday and watching my dad's copy of Night of the Living Dead on VHS. I may or may not be Living based on the standards of my peers but I'm having a hell of a time doing it.
October 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'm drinking mid as fuck scotch my dearest friend bought for my birthday and watching my dad's copy of Night of the Living Dead on VHS. I may or may not be Living based on the standards of my peers but I'm having a hell of a time doing it.
I can't share this soup with others because the premise I end up having to present through the Internet is "would you like to try a bowl of Spicy Tan Stuff" and man it is so much more than that
October 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I can't share this soup with others because the premise I end up having to present through the Internet is "would you like to try a bowl of Spicy Tan Stuff" and man it is so much more than that
Everyone give it up for Miss Photogenic Loaf
October 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Everyone give it up for Miss Photogenic Loaf
Sometimes when it's soup season, my neighbors have evil peppers available and I like to use those instead of chili garlic oil in the peanut butter soup. It goes from a sustained heat that pairs with the PB flavor upfront to a sinister, sneaking heat that gets you at the end of several spoonfuls.
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Sometimes when it's soup season, my neighbors have evil peppers available and I like to use those instead of chili garlic oil in the peanut butter soup. It goes from a sustained heat that pairs with the PB flavor upfront to a sinister, sneaking heat that gets you at the end of several spoonfuls.
He's doing Jacob's Ladder a little bit because I caught him mid-whip, but this is the first good image I've gotten in a while that puts into scale how fucking big this cat is. That's a normal kitchen counter.
October 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
He's doing Jacob's Ladder a little bit because I caught him mid-whip, but this is the first good image I've gotten in a while that puts into scale how fucking big this cat is. That's a normal kitchen counter.
Recession indicator
September 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Recession indicator
Too good at playing ball, passed out after 10-15 light speed retrievals
September 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Too good at playing ball, passed out after 10-15 light speed retrievals
The Mexican bakery in my neighborhood goes hard as fuck
September 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The Mexican bakery in my neighborhood goes hard as fuck
It's MFBP time
August 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It's MFBP time
This cat's favorite game is called "WW1 pillbox gunner" and she plays it anytime I leave her a single scrap of cardboard on the kitchen floor.
August 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This cat's favorite game is called "WW1 pillbox gunner" and she plays it anytime I leave her a single scrap of cardboard on the kitchen floor.
The secret is better photography is to bring them embarrassingly close to the ground and then tilt the camera up so it's hard to tell altitude
August 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The secret is better photography is to bring them embarrassingly close to the ground and then tilt the camera up so it's hard to tell altitude
Bora 7 is great fun. just throwing a chunk of a parachute on a single line bridle and tossing it into the air makes for a default great kite. A little finicky to launch since it has no skeleton, but also nothing to break and it packs down smaller than a lunchbox.
August 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Bora 7 is great fun. just throwing a chunk of a parachute on a single line bridle and tossing it into the air makes for a default great kite. A little finicky to launch since it has no skeleton, but also nothing to break and it packs down smaller than a lunchbox.
New line in the new reel sings. Haven't seen this before.
August 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
New line in the new reel sings. Haven't seen this before.
Do you think he likes it
July 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Do you think he likes it