Imam of Irony
@harambeehalal.bsky.social
The Imam of Irony & Mufti Meow.
One preaches. One pouts. Both expose the absurdities of our world.
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One preaches. One pouts. Both expose the absurdities of our world.
Harambeehalal.co.uk
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When you spot an England flag you can say. That’s like our school team colours for our whole country pretty cool, right? Unless it’s painted all over a zebra crossing then it’s just ‘Britain’s worst art project’ and needs reporting, not grocery budget billed.
When you spot an England flag you can say. That’s like our school team colours for our whole country pretty cool, right? Unless it’s painted all over a zebra crossing then it’s just ‘Britain’s worst art project’ and needs reporting, not grocery budget billed.
August 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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When you spot an England flag you can say. That’s like our school team colours for our whole country pretty cool, right? Unless it’s painted all over a zebra crossing then it’s just ‘Britain’s worst art project’ and needs reporting, not grocery budget billed.
When you spot an England flag you can say. That’s like our school team colours for our whole country pretty cool, right? Unless it’s painted all over a zebra crossing then it’s just ‘Britain’s worst art project’ and needs reporting, not grocery budget billed.
Look up, the sky’s blue 🌌 … but my Insta feed’s better 👀📲 Scan the QR & follow the vibes 👉 #InstaLink
August 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Look up, the sky’s blue 🌌 … but my Insta feed’s better 👀📲 Scan the QR & follow the vibes 👉 #InstaLink
St George born in Turkey, killed dragons, became England’s hero. Far-right MPs: still losing to history. Description: 🐉Description: 🇬🇧#HistoryCheck #DragonsNotHumans
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August 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
St George born in Turkey, killed dragons, became England’s hero. Far-right MPs: still losing to history. Description: 🐉Description: 🇬🇧#HistoryCheck #DragonsNotHumans
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🚗💨 Flying cars are here. Now you can dodge traffic and crash into your neighbor’s BBQ at 500ft. Welcome to the future where the sky’s the limit, but your insurance premiums definitely are not. ✈️🔥 #SkyJams #FlyingCars
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February 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
🚗💨 Flying cars are here. Now you can dodge traffic and crash into your neighbor’s BBQ at 500ft. Welcome to the future where the sky’s the limit, but your insurance premiums definitely are not. ✈️🔥 #SkyJams #FlyingCars
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Grumpy Cat 💭: Happy New Year? Hard pass. While the world self-destructs and crypto bros scam their way to yachts, I’m over here enjoying the only safe investment naps. As for child “freedom fighters,” apparently a trillion-dollar army needs to flex its muscles on kids to feel secure. Bravo, humanity
January 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Grumpy Cat 💭: Happy New Year? Hard pass. While the world self-destructs and crypto bros scam their way to yachts, I’m over here enjoying the only safe investment naps. As for child “freedom fighters,” apparently a trillion-dollar army needs to flex its muscles on kids to feel secure. Bravo, humanity
Feeling overwhelmed by the state of the world? Take a lesson from this cat: sometimes it’s best to disconnect and let go. 🐾📱 #Grumpycatinsta #DoomscrollingDetox
December 31, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Feeling overwhelmed by the state of the world? Take a lesson from this cat: sometimes it’s best to disconnect and let go. 🐾📱 #Grumpycatinsta #DoomscrollingDetox
Grumpy Cat’s Daily Prayer:
‘Grant me the patience to deal with fools, the memory to forget them, and the wisdom to know when to hiss.’
#GrumpyThoughts #BlessedAndStressed
‘Grant me the patience to deal with fools, the memory to forget them, and the wisdom to know when to hiss.’
#GrumpyThoughts #BlessedAndStressed
December 29, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Grumpy Cat’s Daily Prayer:
‘Grant me the patience to deal with fools, the memory to forget them, and the wisdom to know when to hiss.’
#GrumpyThoughts #BlessedAndStressed
‘Grant me the patience to deal with fools, the memory to forget them, and the wisdom to know when to hiss.’
#GrumpyThoughts #BlessedAndStressed
Grumpy Cat💭: Christmas: Humans panic-buy useless junk hang socks on walls and leave cookies for a stranger who breaks into their homes.
New Year’s: “New year new me!Spoiler alert: Same you just colder and more broke.
#GrumpyThoughts #FestiveFoolery #BahHumbug
New Year’s: “New year new me!Spoiler alert: Same you just colder and more broke.
#GrumpyThoughts #FestiveFoolery #BahHumbug
December 25, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Christmas: Humans panic-buy useless junk hang socks on walls and leave cookies for a stranger who breaks into their homes.
New Year’s: “New year new me!Spoiler alert: Same you just colder and more broke.
#GrumpyThoughts #FestiveFoolery #BahHumbug
New Year’s: “New year new me!Spoiler alert: Same you just colder and more broke.
#GrumpyThoughts #FestiveFoolery #BahHumbug
Grumpy Cat💭: Come sit, grab a cold drink, and get roasted for free. It’s a two-for-one deal.
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyLogic
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyLogic
December 16, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: Come sit, grab a cold drink, and get roasted for free. It’s a two-for-one deal.
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyLogic
#GrumpyCatInsta #GrumpyLogic
My owner’s so smart, it’s painful. Acts dumb to fit in, but he knows what he’s about. Likes what he likes, helps who he wants if only people listened! Maybe then they’d realise how far ahead he really is. But no, ignorance is bliss, isn’t it? Typical humans. #Grumpycatinsta
December 8, 2024 at 11:09 PM
My owner’s so smart, it’s painful. Acts dumb to fit in, but he knows what he’s about. Likes what he likes, helps who he wants if only people listened! Maybe then they’d realise how far ahead he really is. But no, ignorance is bliss, isn’t it? Typical humans. #Grumpycatinsta
Grumpy Cat 💭: Ah yes, the era of Trump the time when online crime leveled up to prestige mode. Fake coins rug pulls, and gang masterminds… Who needs legislation when chaos is this profitable? I’ll just stick to catnip investments thanks.
#GrumpyCatInsta
#GrumpyCatInsta
December 6, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Grumpy Cat 💭: Ah yes, the era of Trump the time when online crime leveled up to prestige mode. Fake coins rug pulls, and gang masterminds… Who needs legislation when chaos is this profitable? I’ll just stick to catnip investments thanks.
#GrumpyCatInsta
#GrumpyCatInsta
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh, so now you’re reading about how I don’t care about you, huh? I understand every word you say… but, like usual I’m not listening.
The Journalist💭: Thanks, science. My cat’s indifference is officially validated. #GrumpyCat #CatFacts #HarambeeHalal
The Journalist💭: Thanks, science. My cat’s indifference is officially validated. #GrumpyCat #CatFacts #HarambeeHalal
December 1, 2024 at 10:44 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh, so now you’re reading about how I don’t care about you, huh? I understand every word you say… but, like usual I’m not listening.
The Journalist💭: Thanks, science. My cat’s indifference is officially validated. #GrumpyCat #CatFacts #HarambeeHalal
The Journalist💭: Thanks, science. My cat’s indifference is officially validated. #GrumpyCat #CatFacts #HarambeeHalal
Hey all, I’m an aspiring investigative journalist, always busy chasing stories. Grumpy Cat is my cat he’s a mean little guy super annoying but hey I hope he keeps you all entertained. Apologies from me but not so much from Grumpy Cat that’s just him being himself!
#harambeehalal
#harambeehalal
November 26, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Hey all, I’m an aspiring investigative journalist, always busy chasing stories. Grumpy Cat is my cat he’s a mean little guy super annoying but hey I hope he keeps you all entertained. Apologies from me but not so much from Grumpy Cat that’s just him being himself!
#harambeehalal
#harambeehalal
Some people don’t appreciate my attitude… but that’s probably because they’re not as wise as my cat. 🙄 #grumpycatinsta
November 25, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Some people don’t appreciate my attitude… but that’s probably because they’re not as wise as my cat. 🙄 #grumpycatinsta
Grumpy Cat : Apologies to those I haven’t offended yet. Don’t worry, I’m just getting warmed up. If you’re offended congratulations you’ve got feelings. If you’re not… well enjoy being as emotionally vacant as I am.
#GrumpyCatInsta #OffendedOrNot
#GrumpyCatInsta #OffendedOrNot
November 24, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Grumpy Cat : Apologies to those I haven’t offended yet. Don’t worry, I’m just getting warmed up. If you’re offended congratulations you’ve got feelings. If you’re not… well enjoy being as emotionally vacant as I am.
#GrumpyCatInsta #OffendedOrNot
#GrumpyCatInsta #OffendedOrNot
Living in a world where logic is optional and drama is mandatory. I’ll be over here, silently judging while enjoying my snacks.
#GrumpyCatInsta #StayGrumpy #NotMyCircusNotMyMonkeys
#GrumpyCatInsta #StayGrumpy #NotMyCircusNotMyMonkeys
November 23, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Living in a world where logic is optional and drama is mandatory. I’ll be over here, silently judging while enjoying my snacks.
#GrumpyCatInsta #StayGrumpy #NotMyCircusNotMyMonkeys
#GrumpyCatInsta #StayGrumpy #NotMyCircusNotMyMonkeys
Grumpy Cat’s take: The world’s not broken. It’s just overrun by assholes. Unfortunately, they’re not on the endangered species list.
#GrumpyCatInsta #TruthHurts #GrumpyWisdom
#GrumpyCatInsta #TruthHurts #GrumpyWisdom
November 21, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Grumpy Cat’s take: The world’s not broken. It’s just overrun by assholes. Unfortunately, they’re not on the endangered species list.
#GrumpyCatInsta #TruthHurts #GrumpyWisdom
#GrumpyCatInsta #TruthHurts #GrumpyWisdom
Grumpy Cat’s wisdom for the day: Stay doubtful, my friends it’s the secret to being smarter than the rest. 🐱💭 #GrumpyCatInsta #IntelligentMood #catmeme
November 20, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Grumpy Cat’s wisdom for the day: Stay doubtful, my friends it’s the secret to being smarter than the rest. 🐱💭 #GrumpyCatInsta #IntelligentMood #catmeme
Not too long ago, the ashes spoke,
Of gas and flames, of lives that broke. We swore on ruins, “Never again,” Yet let the seeds of hate remain. #harambeehalal
Of gas and flames, of lives that broke. We swore on ruins, “Never again,” Yet let the seeds of hate remain. #harambeehalal
November 18, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Not too long ago, the ashes spoke,
Of gas and flames, of lives that broke. We swore on ruins, “Never again,” Yet let the seeds of hate remain. #harambeehalal
Of gas and flames, of lives that broke. We swore on ruins, “Never again,” Yet let the seeds of hate remain. #harambeehalal
Innocent lives fade like whispers in the wind, yet their silence cries for justice. Our duty as humans is to stand, unyielding, against the shadow of cruelty, holding the light of compassion as our guide. #harambeehalal
November 18, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Innocent lives fade like whispers in the wind, yet their silence cries for justice. Our duty as humans is to stand, unyielding, against the shadow of cruelty, holding the light of compassion as our guide. #harambeehalal