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@hapax.bsky.social
A spirit, a spirit: he says his name's poor Tom. For I am a little fellow, which is intitled to the great mess by the benevolence of God my father.
are y'all getting a load of this followup btw. Mpreg jokes don't usually get to me but sometimes it is like Oh I should be allowed to kill
September 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
are y'all getting a load of this followup btw. Mpreg jokes don't usually get to me but sometimes it is like Oh I should be allowed to kill
got my ears pierced today btw; kind of obsessed with terrible immediately-after-biking-home photo I took to send Silas
September 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
got my ears pierced today btw; kind of obsessed with terrible immediately-after-biking-home photo I took to send Silas
god i mean tell me you don't want to read this man's roman à clef
July 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
god i mean tell me you don't want to read this man's roman à clef
okay this looks weird bc of how twitter archives work but that was in november and this is april of the *next* year btw. jesus christ
July 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
okay this looks weird bc of how twitter archives work but that was in november and this is april of the *next* year btw. jesus christ
on the other hand and as always nothing compared to maxine's bangers
July 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
on the other hand and as always nothing compared to maxine's bangers
am in old photos/screenshots bc of a thing i'm writing and i gotta say that "self-aware about being an egg" is the worst gender to have just on the "if i could bottle this feeling people would pay me not to drink it" axis but also? i was getting off bangers the whole time
July 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
am in old photos/screenshots bc of a thing i'm writing and i gotta say that "self-aware about being an egg" is the worst gender to have just on the "if i could bottle this feeling people would pay me not to drink it" axis but also? i was getting off bangers the whole time
["owl stretching time" voice] noodle stretching time
July 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
["owl stretching time" voice] noodle stretching time
its not that i dont believe you but this is u rn
June 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
its not that i dont believe you but this is u rn
this poster, specifically, is getting force transitioned to the fullest extent of the law, happy goddamn pride
June 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
this poster, specifically, is getting force transitioned to the fullest extent of the law, happy goddamn pride
Rich Mullins s/t is nobody's favorite Rich Mullins album but I do love the cover; I think all the time about how much I wish I had the RICH MULLINS shirt
April 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Rich Mullins s/t is nobody's favorite Rich Mullins album but I do love the cover; I think all the time about how much I wish I had the RICH MULLINS shirt
still not the post i was looking for but i miss twitter SO much
April 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
still not the post i was looking for but i miss twitter SO much
god i miss having a locked twitter account i used to post just the MOST out of pocket shit. What did xe MEAN by this!!!!
April 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
god i miss having a locked twitter account i used to post just the MOST out of pocket shit. What did xe MEAN by this!!!!
still can't get over this one from earlier in the week what did they mean by this
April 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
still can't get over this one from earlier in the week what did they mean by this
it's a throwaway line and it's just everybody's bad luck that it happens to be about my diva but "Kempe was an exception: Women who stepped out of place could expect to be punished" is seeeeeending me. Like yeah famously everybody loved Margery's whole deal and she never got in trouble ever
April 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
it's a throwaway line and it's just everybody's bad luck that it happens to be about my diva but "Kempe was an exception: Women who stepped out of place could expect to be punished" is seeeeeending me. Like yeah famously everybody loved Margery's whole deal and she never got in trouble ever
on the other hand, trans day of i literally cannot wear my "gas station dick pills gave me powers" tshirt (h/t @vaporlight.bsky.social!!) out of the house without getting compliments from gay people
April 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
on the other hand, trans day of i literally cannot wear my "gas station dick pills gave me powers" tshirt (h/t @vaporlight.bsky.social!!) out of the house without getting compliments from gay people
sorry to everybody for Saturday Posting. but also check out my Saturday Sweater i am vibing as hell
March 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
sorry to everybody for Saturday Posting. but also check out my Saturday Sweater i am vibing as hell
have read a lot of bad essays over the past little while & sent some screenshots to the groupchat but for some reason the thing that's driven me to Posting is this--"happening" "getting" do u know how long people have been complaining about this is the Tough Guide to Fantasyland a JOKE to you!!!!
February 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
have read a lot of bad essays over the past little while & sent some screenshots to the groupchat but for some reason the thing that's driven me to Posting is this--"happening" "getting" do u know how long people have been complaining about this is the Tough Guide to Fantasyland a JOKE to you!!!!
on another note obsessed with my lboxd diary for the past few week looking like this. sorry to the brutalist
January 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
on another note obsessed with my lboxd diary for the past few week looking like this. sorry to the brutalist
most annoying person at this or any coffeeshop etc etc
January 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
most annoying person at this or any coffeeshop etc etc
bringing this one back for bsky and for 2025
January 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
bringing this one back for bsky and for 2025
basically the trans community will have finally solved gender when we can get one of our cooler they/thems to write "On Being Indifferent to Nonbinary People"
January 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
basically the trans community will have finally solved gender when we can get one of our cooler they/thems to write "On Being Indifferent to Nonbinary People"