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hantastic.bsky.social
Han💖
@hantastic.bsky.social
Best kept secret of the Midwest. She/her. 31
Finally deactivated my twitter
October 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Help I fear I want to take this man on a date
July 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Obligatory “I forgot about Bluesky again” post.
July 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Logging onto Facebook every day to flirt with my 35 year old bumble match
June 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’m actually so tired of noticing when people look at me too long because I feel like they’re staring at my skin.
June 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’m now stuck with a case of regular Pepsi and Starry. I only drink diet soda. Does anyone else see my plight.
June 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I can’t swim so if you throw me in a pool, you’re catching a charge when I don’t come back up 🫶🏻
June 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Literally scheduling when to ask a guy on a date because I’m too busy to commit right now.
June 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Down another five pounds, I’m so glad I took up a hobby that just has me sprinting back and forth for an hour.
June 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I truly am scared of the hoes. I literally matched with this guy on my Facebook friends list on bumble and STILL have not messaged him….
May 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I wouldn’t say I’m a runner but I do be sprinting on the tennis court like a pro
May 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Making a wish list for my house I’m moving in to, and the first thing I added was one of those four person water loungers for tanning in.
May 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Are we fucking with the outfit
May 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I feel like my outfit today is trash, but it’s too late. I committed to this.
May 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
People are so lucky I value being employed over being evil
May 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Mentally preparing to be the only manager for the day
May 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I’m going to be so fucking busy this summer.

Taking up hobbies, getting rid of clutter in my current apartment to prepare for my house, being outside, going to a concert. Working.
May 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Post pickleball glow (what a fucking workout)
May 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Up bright and early to go play some pickle ball
May 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Why is everyone busy? I’m bored
May 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I fucking love bananas
May 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Pizza hits weird after not eating it for a long time
May 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Reposted by Han💖
May 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The Louisiana Rub from wing stop >>>
May 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I have literally said “I’m going to wing it” the last six years and it somehow worked out for me.
May 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM