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Fake K Hanson
@hanson17.bsky.social
aspiring red power Ranger, Loras College C/O 2021, semi professional idiot working to become professional
Stephen A got a that shit on doing the MNF countdown
November 26, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I will never under any circumstances pay for expedited shipping for anything but then I throw bitch fits when things take forever. Unstoppable force meets immovable object in my brain!
November 23, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Kelsey Plum’s most recent ig post is special
November 22, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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Pickens was waiting all night to go on demon time the moment that clock hit 0:00
November 22, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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Reject modernity, erase the virtual yardlines
November 22, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Cordarrele Patterson only can use plays from 2015. Prove me wrong
November 22, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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bluesky should have all-day breakfast. i just don't understand why they end breakfast service at 11 am when they obviously still have the ingredients on hand to make everything on the breakfast menu
November 21, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I think we need police reform just as much as anybody but you put on law and order SVU and I start to think Benson, Ice-T and Stabler should be allowed to bend the rules if they can get a confession.
November 22, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Been doing some real yearning lately. Lady that I have gone back and forth with for a long time and I want nothing more then to spend the rest of my life with this woman but I’m afraid to ever push my luck with her. Much to consider I fear…
November 21, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Hannah Stuelke is bout that action
November 21, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay
YouTube video by The Onion
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November 20, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Iowa women’s basketball goes so much crazier
November 21, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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When I die I want them to put “watched Akron-Kent State play for the Wagon Wheel from the Goodyear Blimp bathroom” on my tombstone
November 20, 2024 at 12:45 AM
November 20, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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i love when jazz musicians do that one thing on the piano
November 20, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Time to go to one of the few Iowa men’s basketball games I’ll attend this year. Won’t feel the same since Fran isn’t coaching one of his kids anymore.
November 20, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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this highly resonates with me lol
November 19, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Perfect journalism
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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“Roblox”
November 18, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Dune
November 19, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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I tweeted a picture of Brad Stevens in a Notre Dame sweatshirt and Pete Buttigieg Twitter (a thing I did not know existed) thinks it’s him
November 16, 2024 at 10:50 PM