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Hansell
@hansellsohot.bsky.social
• Preparing for the future hellscape
• Traveling to places before they sink or catch on fire
• #Finsup 🐬
• #pinball is my vice of choice
• My coffee and humor are the same: dark
📍 DC
There is a woman in front of me at the post office that I swear has never been to a post office before. Has to be late 20s / early 30s, wants to send an old envelope ripped open (needs taped), clerk tells her multiple times to add a to & from address on it, she doesn’t know. How do people survive?
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Danseuse espagnole, by Joan Miró, 1945, 📸 by Max Molina
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
That kicker for Ohio State is going to get cut if they lose this game. You can’t miss gimmes like that.
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Goalies really are a special breed.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Eagles are frauds, no question.
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
A well timed Costco / Fallout promotional item just before season 2 premieres. $20 for anyone wondering about price.
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I feel like this opens the door to kill Social Security, change my mind
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hope VT fans will enjoy never beating Clemson or Miami
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Twice Miami has been stuffed at the goal line on 4th down, embarrassing. Where’s the creative play calling? #WASvsMIA
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Pandemic II: Electric Boogaloo
UPDATE: Person infected with bird flu in Washington state has H5N5. It's the first time H5N5 has been found in a human
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
IYKYK
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If you have the ability to travel, most countries eliminated their pennies decades ago. Canada rounds all their prices to the nearest 0 or 5, makes everything very easy.
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
That’s literally your job dickweed
Sean Duffy: "I can't guarantee safety"
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Most likely 5%, tons of layoffs in and around DC from government and private companies. Food banks are being wiped out.
Unemployment rate has been revised up in at 4.36%
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This is the correct reaction
WATCH: Dash cam video shows UPS plane crash in Louisville, Kentucky
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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MSNBC calls NYC for Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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BREAKING:

NBC News projects: Zohran Mamdani (D) wins New York City Mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Don’t tempt me with a good time Alan
turning on the CNN coverage of the NY election with a wide, placid smile on my face
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM