Hansell
@hansellsohot.bsky.social
• Preparing for the future hellscape
• Traveling to places before they sink or catch on fire
• #Finsup 🐬
• #pinball is my vice of choice
• My coffee and humor are the same: dark
📍 DC
• Traveling to places before they sink or catch on fire
• #Finsup 🐬
• #pinball is my vice of choice
• My coffee and humor are the same: dark
📍 DC
There is a woman in front of me at the post office that I swear has never been to a post office before. Has to be late 20s / early 30s, wants to send an old envelope ripped open (needs taped), clerk tells her multiple times to add a to & from address on it, she doesn’t know. How do people survive?
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
There is a woman in front of me at the post office that I swear has never been to a post office before. Has to be late 20s / early 30s, wants to send an old envelope ripped open (needs taped), clerk tells her multiple times to add a to & from address on it, she doesn’t know. How do people survive?
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Danseuse espagnole, by Joan Miró, 1945, 📸 by Max Molina
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Danseuse espagnole, by Joan Miró, 1945, 📸 by Max Molina
That kicker for Ohio State is going to get cut if they lose this game. You can’t miss gimmes like that.
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
That kicker for Ohio State is going to get cut if they lose this game. You can’t miss gimmes like that.
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Goalies really are a special breed.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Goalies really are a special breed.
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
Eagles are frauds, no question.
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Eagles are frauds, no question.
A well timed Costco / Fallout promotional item just before season 2 premieres. $20 for anyone wondering about price.
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A well timed Costco / Fallout promotional item just before season 2 premieres. $20 for anyone wondering about price.
I feel like this opens the door to kill Social Security, change my mind
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I feel like this opens the door to kill Social Security, change my mind
Hope VT fans will enjoy never beating Clemson or Miami
Virginia Tech has officially announced James Franklin as its new head coach
hokiesports.com/news/2025/11...
hokiesports.com/news/2025/11...
James Franklin announced as new leader of Virginia Tech Football
hokiesports.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hope VT fans will enjoy never beating Clemson or Miami
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
Pandemic II: Electric Boogaloo
UPDATE: Person infected with bird flu in Washington state has H5N5. It's the first time H5N5 has been found in a human
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Pandemic II: Electric Boogaloo
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If you have the ability to travel, most countries eliminated their pennies decades ago. Canada rounds all their prices to the nearest 0 or 5, makes everything very easy.
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
If you have the ability to travel, most countries eliminated their pennies decades ago. Canada rounds all their prices to the nearest 0 or 5, makes everything very easy.
That’s literally your job dickweed
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
That’s literally your job dickweed
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
Most likely 5%, tons of layoffs in and around DC from government and private companies. Food banks are being wiped out.
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Most likely 5%, tons of layoffs in and around DC from government and private companies. Food banks are being wiped out.
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Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik
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Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."
This is the correct reaction
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This is the correct reaction
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MSNBC calls NYC for Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
MSNBC calls NYC for Mamdani
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BREAKING:
NBC News projects: Zohran Mamdani (D) wins New York City Mayor.
NBC News projects: Zohran Mamdani (D) wins New York City Mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
BREAKING:
NBC News projects: Zohran Mamdani (D) wins New York City Mayor.
NBC News projects: Zohran Mamdani (D) wins New York City Mayor.
Don’t tempt me with a good time Alan
turning on the CNN coverage of the NY election with a wide, placid smile on my face
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Don’t tempt me with a good time Alan