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James Hannett
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Full time computer weirdo. Games, infosec and devops in no specific order.
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Tired: the Nintendo switch calculator
Wired: the Austin Powers shagulator from the gbc game ‘Austin Powers: Oh, Behave!’
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is incredible, especially those synth stabs that make it sound like someone’s watching Terminator in the other room.
a recent @500songspodcast.bsky.social bonus featured PJ Proby. I had somehow never heard his version of "Love Will Tear Us Apart".

There's an official video too, even as it looks assembled decades later. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-cE...

"so dadgum cold"
Love will tear us Apart P J Proby Sessions
YouTube video by Savoytube
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November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... I won’t pretend to know anything about Aussie politics but what the fuck lmao
Sussan Ley goes after Anthony Albanese’s Joy Division T-shirt as the Coalition tears itself apart, again
While the opposition leader criticised the prime minister’s clothing as a ‘profound failure of judgment’, Albanese posted he was ‘getting things done’
www.theguardian.com
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I think this might be a sign that we are lol
October 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Went to the replica bayeux tapestry today @readingmuseum.bsky.social and found the sections from my jumper 😌 🧶
September 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My job this morning was to click a button 380 times because all the automation options were somehow more annoying
September 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Why have they wojak’d him?
August 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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🧶 bayeux tapestry jumper is finished, blocked and sewn up! Please don’t ask me about weaving in ends I don’t want to talk about that right now. Probably my favourite thing I’ve ever knitted ever #showmeyourknits #knitsky #knitting
July 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Had to check activations too because I’m so old and decrepit now that my actual first purchases don’t show up there
August 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
People ascribing thoughts and motivation to the output of LLMs is like a cat puffing up at a reflection of itself in the mirror
no it wasn’t and no it didn’t
July 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Don’t do me like this, Journal app.
July 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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god this fucking rules. perhaps the most a dude has ever rocked. world's most canadian man invented halo 3 in 1989
July 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Saw Jurassic World Rebirth last night youtu.be/k2lvWODDOww?...
Futurama - The nominees for best soft drink product placement are...
YouTube video by Dont You Worry About Quotes
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July 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Going to make a prediction that within 5 years it will be possible to get a mobile phone plan that doesn’t include a telephone number from the major providers and within 10 years not having a phone number at all will be quite common.
July 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here

Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
June 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
They may be gloating now but they have a sickness in their hearts that makes them miserable. Trans joy is inevitable 🏳️‍⚧️
April 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The only reason Shopify wants this is to see what I’m buying from other companies. Bad taste. I just wanted order updates.
March 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Diorama-rama at Simpsons Trivia never disappoints!
March 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Fixed up my old penknife today. Cleaned it, oiled it, sharpened it and replaced some missing springs and bits. It’s over 25 years old now.
March 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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in like 2015 i made this edit of James Twinpeaks because i like to disrespect him. i just saw it on tumblr in a new post. stupidly happy it's still going around
February 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Made some bread
January 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Just made my first GDPR request to get some debt recovery firm that won’t stop emailing me to delete my records from their systems. I don’t have any debts to repay!
January 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Death stranding 2 looks cool
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
December 21, 2024 at 1:49 PM