Hannah Fairchild
@hannahvsthemany.bsky.social
composer/songwriter/performer/casual witch. writer of weird musicals and synth-heavy horror scores.
hear my music at www.hannahfairchild.com
hear my music at www.hannahfairchild.com
Pinned
Saw some people doing this and I would love to find cool people here.
Posting to find friends who like:
* horror movies
* musical theater
* knitting/fiber arts
* community activism
I'm a nice girl from Brooklyn who loves slashers and showtunes, pass me on :)
Posting to find friends who like:
* horror movies
* musical theater
* knitting/fiber arts
* community activism
I'm a nice girl from Brooklyn who loves slashers and showtunes, pass me on :)
what if I buy Warner Brothers. you guys wanna throw in or like, I dunno. Go Fund Me maybe?
December 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
what if I buy Warner Brothers. you guys wanna throw in or like, I dunno. Go Fund Me maybe?
I broke my foot in June so a lot of mine have been “does my foot hurt. Is my foot still broken. Did I rebreak my foot.” Etc
I don't want your spotify wrapped I want to know what were your top 5 intrusive thoughts this year
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I broke my foot in June so a lot of mine have been “does my foot hurt. Is my foot still broken. Did I rebreak my foot.” Etc
I mean there’s already a song about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald so uh. Juicy Lucies? Cross country skiing? Going to Perkins at 3am?
Question: if Sufjan Stevens did an album about your state, what would there be songs about? (sorry, Michigan and Illinois, you have to sit this one out.
I'll go first for Maryland:
1. Baltimore
2. Harriet Tubman
3. The Snallygaster
4. The pursuit of John Wilkes Booth
5. The Chesapeake
6. Crabs
I'll go first for Maryland:
1. Baltimore
2. Harriet Tubman
3. The Snallygaster
4. The pursuit of John Wilkes Booth
5. The Chesapeake
6. Crabs
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I mean there’s already a song about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald so uh. Juicy Lucies? Cross country skiing? Going to Perkins at 3am?
If we let him play Mary Todd for a week will he leave us alone
When I learned Ted Cruz was a theater kid, everything made sense.
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If we let him play Mary Todd for a week will he leave us alone
I genuinely can’t imagine a better compliment
not to brag but my local librarian told me she’s very excited to read my new book based on the titles I’ve been checking out for research
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I genuinely can’t imagine a better compliment
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No. Fuck Target.
Target announces Thanksgiving dinner deal priced under $20
Target announces Thanksgiving dinner deal priced under $20
A Thanksgiving meal for under $20? Here’s what you’ll get.
ktla.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
No. Fuck Target.
THATS MY MAYOR BITCH
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
THATS MY MAYOR BITCH
A torrent of applause for @bradlander.bsky.social when he appeared onscreen at this bar
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
A torrent of applause for @bradlander.bsky.social when he appeared onscreen at this bar
As a New Yorker and former Minnesotan I’m sending big vibes to the twin cities tonight as well!!
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
As a New Yorker and former Minnesotan I’m sending big vibes to the twin cities tonight as well!!
Lots of exciting things to watch tonight aside from the big races!
Congrats to Aislinn Kalob on winning a seat on the Concord City Council! She’s ready to make Ward 6 a place where everyone can thrive — long-time locals + new neighbors alike. 💪
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Lots of exciting things to watch tonight aside from the big races!
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Time for the onion to start doing a politics teen onion section.
November 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Time for the onion to start doing a politics teen onion section.
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ok!!! i wanna raise some money for the Astoria Food Pantry to feed my neighbors. 75 bucks gets you a custom-drawn full color avatar from me, donating 100% (i will send receipts!) - 5 slots for now. get at me if you’d like one
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
ok!!! i wanna raise some money for the Astoria Food Pantry to feed my neighbors. 75 bucks gets you a custom-drawn full color avatar from me, donating 100% (i will send receipts!) - 5 slots for now. get at me if you’d like one
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You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
Defend Kat Against Unjust Charges
Show your support with a contribution.
katforillinois.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.
Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
Ok but like let grandma and grandpa cook
POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Ok but like let grandma and grandpa cook
“Who has the fonts?”
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
rm -rf ~/
rm -rf ~/
"The chancellor approved it"
October 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“Who has the fonts?”
Happy Dan Stevens’ birthday @maggieserota.bsky.social
Dan Stevens' birthday is a great occasion to remind you that THE GUEST is primo Halloween season viewing. (As if you didn't already know)
October 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Happy Dan Stevens’ birthday @maggieserota.bsky.social
One of my favorite and most used decks. And I have a lot of decks!
The Magician, Major Arcana No. 1, The Horror Tarot:
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October 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One of my favorite and most used decks. And I have a lot of decks!
Things I have texted my boyfriend today:
* Xfiles meme
* information about a sweater I want but cannot afford
* Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme done in the style of 80s new wave
* kitten at a classical music concert
* Xfiles meme
* information about a sweater I want but cannot afford
* Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme done in the style of 80s new wave
* kitten at a classical music concert
October 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Things I have texted my boyfriend today:
* Xfiles meme
* information about a sweater I want but cannot afford
* Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme done in the style of 80s new wave
* kitten at a classical music concert
* Xfiles meme
* information about a sweater I want but cannot afford
* Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme done in the style of 80s new wave
* kitten at a classical music concert
And facilities to hang out and use them! With snacks!
September 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
And facilities to hang out and use them! With snacks!
Age verification? My college job was at a movie rental joint. We carried VHS.
Rewinding the videos was annoying but kind of satisfying tbh.
Rewinding the videos was annoying but kind of satisfying tbh.
age verification:
schwinn stingray
schwinn stingray
age verification
i still have an aol email address
i still have an aol email address
September 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Age verification? My college job was at a movie rental joint. We carried VHS.
Rewinding the videos was annoying but kind of satisfying tbh.
Rewinding the videos was annoying but kind of satisfying tbh.
WEAPONS WAS GREAT GO SEE IT
August 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
WEAPONS WAS GREAT GO SEE IT
I'd work for the Addams family, fuck.
My daughter is entering the workforce now in the next couple years and my advice to her has been mainly "if they tell you they're a family... run." I mean, seriously, who the fuck wants to work at a business that's run like a family? Like Leatherface's family? Manson's? Addams'? What family?
July 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'd work for the Addams family, fuck.
I only liked about three of the fifteen movies in 28 Years Later lol
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I only liked about three of the fifteen movies in 28 Years Later lol
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parallel structure and sets of three are just good writing I am going to eat my phone
Stop spreading this garbage about em dashes in ACTUAL EDITED PROSE OH MY GOD.
Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
July 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
parallel structure and sets of three are just good writing I am going to eat my phone