I'm really starting to feel like that part of the Friends theme song that goes "when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year" ... 🙃

I'm having a rough day. 🙃
Care to share your favorite joke?

The #NHL Stadium Series at #TheOhioState Shoe was next level. I kept pinching myself thinking there's no way I'm really living this life. #GoJackets #CBJ #5thLine

When I hear talk about needing a signal to show support or who they voted for
people can fake a hand signal or just like to wear a blue bracelet.
Our signal is through our actions. show love. stand up for others. it's the only thing that is a true sign of compassion & safety to those that need it.🩵

I hate it when I think of all the whitty comebacks too late. Just thinking about all the things I could have said to the snarky record shop owner who asked if I was going to actually listen to the $1 records I bought for crafting...
- sir you priced their worth
- nope I plan to unalive them
- duh!

“You cannot be great without the greatness of others.” - Philadelphia Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni after winning Super Bowl VIX.

If I had a nickel for every Super Bowl commercial that featured flying facial hair I’d have two nickels.

Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…

Happy year of the snake! I would argue that the snakes of the United States are just as varied and pretty as our birds. A few years ago I made a poster to try and prove it. Drawing this took many months and a lot of research. You can get it here:
topatoco.com/collections/...

My grocery store doesn’t seem to have gotten the memo that prices were supposed to auto-magically go down when that yam-faced fuckopotamus won the election.

I let my cat sit on my heated blanket/vest and I fear I may never get it back...
#cozycat

Whichever pronouns you want me to use are the ones I’m using for you

Today feels like a good day to join a social media platform that isn't owned by Zuck.

Did NOT want to see that halftime Trump message, way to ruin a good time

#CFBPlayoff #NationalChamionship #OhioState #NotreDame