Hannah the Potato
@hannahthepotato.bsky.social
I seem to mostly skeet about poop. I am a potato.
Also skeeting about classic rock music at @deadunclesmusic.bsky.social
Also skeeting about classic rock music at @deadunclesmusic.bsky.social
Don't worry. I didn't fall for that rookie mistake. I kept my spectacles clenched in my first.
The worst part about going to the dentist is when they offer to take your glasses and then direct you to ANOTHER ROOM for X-rays.
November 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Don't worry. I didn't fall for that rookie mistake. I kept my spectacles clenched in my first.
The worst part about going to the dentist is when they offer to take your glasses and then direct you to ANOTHER ROOM for X-rays.
November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The worst part about going to the dentist is when they offer to take your glasses and then direct you to ANOTHER ROOM for X-rays.
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Daily affirmation you don’t have to be that good at anything
November 1, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Daily affirmation you don’t have to be that good at anything
I want a movie about the Lewis and Clark expedition but it's actually a stoner bro road trip cult classic.
September 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I want a movie about the Lewis and Clark expedition but it's actually a stoner bro road trip cult classic.
The ants are everywhere
August 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The ants are everywhere
It's never a good sign when, after being dressed for 3 hours, I can't remember if I put on deodorant.
May 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's never a good sign when, after being dressed for 3 hours, I can't remember if I put on deodorant.
Outside my work I have the choice of 2 hotdog stands. Previously, I've gone to Dog in the Park because they do not blast loud dance music. Today I chose Nola Dog to save $4. I had to stand by the speakers to order and I regretted my choice.
March 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Outside my work I have the choice of 2 hotdog stands. Previously, I've gone to Dog in the Park because they do not blast loud dance music. Today I chose Nola Dog to save $4. I had to stand by the speakers to order and I regretted my choice.
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Anyway it’s so weird that all these end stage things are happening but all we still have to do regular chores and get dental care and stuff
March 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Anyway it’s so weird that all these end stage things are happening but all we still have to do regular chores and get dental care and stuff
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He is one of the worst people to ever live but I’m sorry this is very funny
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
February 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
He is one of the worst people to ever live but I’m sorry this is very funny
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
Not good day for me and public transit, apparently. At the stop before mine an older white man got on the bus and talked loudly about Trump and "fucking immigrants." Presumably because the guys sitting near him were speaking Spanish.
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February 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Not good day for me and public transit, apparently. At the stop before mine an older white man got on the bus and talked loudly about Trump and "fucking immigrants." Presumably because the guys sitting near him were speaking Spanish.
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On the train to work 2 people sat next to me then quickly moved away... Am I smelly today??? Aaaghhh!!!
February 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
On the train to work 2 people sat next to me then quickly moved away... Am I smelly today??? Aaaghhh!!!
In two days I am leaving the country for an exciting vacation. I simply cannot be expected to do any work from now until then. Who would ask this of me.
January 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
In two days I am leaving the country for an exciting vacation. I simply cannot be expected to do any work from now until then. Who would ask this of me.
I'm ready to be done with work so don't NOBODY EMAIL ME for the next 90 minutes.
January 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm ready to be done with work so don't NOBODY EMAIL ME for the next 90 minutes.
Hubbers reminding me to eat is the best kind of love
January 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Hubbers reminding me to eat is the best kind of love
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i want a couch that warms and rotates me like the hot dog rollers at the gas station
December 30, 2024 at 2:19 AM
i want a couch that warms and rotates me like the hot dog rollers at the gas station
Why am I still sick.
December 27, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Why am I still sick.
Having a hard time working today but the assignments keep coming in. Coffee gave me jitters, but at least I'm awake now.
December 23, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Having a hard time working today but the assignments keep coming in. Coffee gave me jitters, but at least I'm awake now.
Awkward small talk at the grocery store is what I live for.
December 22, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Awkward small talk at the grocery store is what I live for.
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Watch HannahScreamsInTerror on Twitch! I'm kissing girls and punching zombies in Last of Us Part II.
www.twitch.tv/hannahscream...
www.twitch.tv/hannahscream...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
December 15, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Watch HannahScreamsInTerror on Twitch! I'm kissing girls and punching zombies in Last of Us Part II.
www.twitch.tv/hannahscream...
www.twitch.tv/hannahscream...
Watch HannahScreamsInTerror on Twitch! I'm kissing girls and punching zombies in Last of Us Part II.
www.twitch.tv/hannahscream...
www.twitch.tv/hannahscream...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
December 15, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Watch HannahScreamsInTerror on Twitch! I'm kissing girls and punching zombies in Last of Us Part II.
www.twitch.tv/hannahscream...
www.twitch.tv/hannahscream...
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saying "fuck it send" instead of "amen" at the end of every prayer
September 14, 2024 at 8:56 PM
saying "fuck it send" instead of "amen" at the end of every prayer
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They haven't invented an AI that can do what we do as poorly as we do it.
December 10, 2024 at 1:50 AM
They haven't invented an AI that can do what we do as poorly as we do it.
I chose the dairy free dessert and successfully avoided being trapped in the bathroom at the company holiday party.
December 7, 2024 at 7:42 AM
I chose the dairy free dessert and successfully avoided being trapped in the bathroom at the company holiday party.
"Life is a metaphor for trombone." - Overheard on the train
December 7, 2024 at 7:07 AM
"Life is a metaphor for trombone." - Overheard on the train