Hannah Keyser
@hannahrkeyser.bsky.social
Shameless bandwagoner, scrapple enthusiast, fount of vehement inconsequential convictions. Sports writer at CNN. hannah.keyser@cnn.com
Baby’s first CNN byline: a little more behind the scenes on the story of Blake Butera, who became the Nationals new manager and a first-time dad on the same day. www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/s...
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Baby’s first CNN byline: a little more behind the scenes on the story of Blake Butera, who became the Nationals new manager and a first-time dad on the same day. www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/s...
But also, on the Blue Jays. Coming up just short doesn’t invalidate the moral of their season. open.substack.com/pub/bandwago...
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
But also, on the Blue Jays. Coming up just short doesn’t invalidate the moral of their season. open.substack.com/pub/bandwago...
The World Series is over. @zcrizer.bsky.social and I wrote about it at The Bandwagon.
First, a little more on the Dodgers winning open.substack.com/pub/bandwago...
First, a little more on the Dodgers winning open.substack.com/pub/bandwago...
November 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The World Series is over. @zcrizer.bsky.social and I wrote about it at The Bandwagon.
First, a little more on the Dodgers winning open.substack.com/pub/bandwago...
First, a little more on the Dodgers winning open.substack.com/pub/bandwago...
For @theguardian.com: If this is what a broken sport feels like, don’t fix it.
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
For @theguardian.com: If this is what a broken sport feels like, don’t fix it.
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...
would not have thought anything about Yamamoto would make me say this but: relatable
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
would not have thought anything about Yamamoto would make me say this but: relatable
if i send you this, the baseball is good but i had a blue jays story mostly written
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
if i send you this, the baseball is good but i had a blue jays story mostly written
not an athlete because i would NOT be jogging here
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
not an athlete because i would NOT be jogging here
when you're amped the fuck up... but also just like, bone tired and ~4 hours away from sleeping soooo hard
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
when you're amped the fuck up... but also just like, bone tired and ~4 hours away from sleeping soooo hard
oh he's a leader
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
oh he's a leader
is this guy in costume? as what?
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
is this guy in costume? as what?
good disappearing hat trick
October 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
good disappearing hat trick
I've been studying these things and I just want you to know that if you blow raspberries on a baseball diamond there's at least a 90% chance that it'll get played in slow motion on the broadcast. can google AI track *that*??
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I've been studying these things and I just want you to know that if you blow raspberries on a baseball diamond there's at least a 90% chance that it'll get played in slow motion on the broadcast. can google AI track *that*??
you don't even see him catch the ball on this replay and there's still so much time (relatively speaking!!) before Freddie enters the shot
October 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
you don't even see him catch the ball on this replay and there's still so much time (relatively speaking!!) before Freddie enters the shot
Bandwagon went live after ALCS Game 7 to react and to ask for WS preview prompts. We want to format it like:
"What to root for if__"
and the blank is whatever your situation is—fan of X team, fan of a particular style of play, hater who ended up here anyway. Tell us, we'll tell you how to root.
"What to root for if__"
and the blank is whatever your situation is—fan of X team, fan of a particular style of play, hater who ended up here anyway. Tell us, we'll tell you how to root.
October 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Bandwagon went live after ALCS Game 7 to react and to ask for WS preview prompts. We want to format it like:
"What to root for if__"
and the blank is whatever your situation is—fan of X team, fan of a particular style of play, hater who ended up here anyway. Tell us, we'll tell you how to root.
"What to root for if__"
and the blank is whatever your situation is—fan of X team, fan of a particular style of play, hater who ended up here anyway. Tell us, we'll tell you how to root.
nightmare scenario: you just *know* they're talking about you
October 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
nightmare scenario: you just *know* they're talking about you
what sort of heat protectant is Eugenio Suárez using on his hair and are we looking at a a blowout or is there a straightener involved? also: evidence than with enough confidence, anything can be an accessory
October 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
what sort of heat protectant is Eugenio Suárez using on his hair and are we looking at a a blowout or is there a straightener involved? also: evidence than with enough confidence, anything can be an accessory
me in the moment // when I think of a good comeback hours later
October 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
me in the moment // when I think of a good comeback hours later
in today's bandwagon I went medium-long on how, increasingly, it feels like even postseason heroics are covered through the lens of baseball as a business. But if you don't care what's happening on the field NOW why do you care about the contract implications?
bandwagon.substack.com/p/85-the-mon...
bandwagon.substack.com/p/85-the-mon...
October 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
in today's bandwagon I went medium-long on how, increasingly, it feels like even postseason heroics are covered through the lens of baseball as a business. But if you don't care what's happening on the field NOW why do you care about the contract implications?
bandwagon.substack.com/p/85-the-mon...
bandwagon.substack.com/p/85-the-mon...
October heroes, Bonding Above Replace, ghosts, gifs, little guys, and Yamamoto saying "wow" about himself
bandwagon.substack.com/p/83-what-ju...
bandwagon.substack.com/p/83-what-ju...
October 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
October heroes, Bonding Above Replace, ghosts, gifs, little guys, and Yamamoto saying "wow" about himself
bandwagon.substack.com/p/83-what-ju...
bandwagon.substack.com/p/83-what-ju...
immediate matt strahm fan club for this quote www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...
October 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
immediate matt strahm fan club for this quote www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...
In the most recent Bandwagon, I shared this very good shirt and hat from a pasta place near my hometown. My dad then showed them the newsletter and we proceeded to have perhaps the most representative text exchange of his Phillies fandom.
October 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In the most recent Bandwagon, I shared this very good shirt and hat from a pasta place near my hometown. My dad then showed them the newsletter and we proceeded to have perhaps the most representative text exchange of his Phillies fandom.
here's something different: I wrote about the women of the Harlem Globetrotters. How they pack, train, and approach motherhood while playing against and alongside men. www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar...
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
here's something different: I wrote about the women of the Harlem Globetrotters. How they pack, train, and approach motherhood while playing against and alongside men. www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar...
@ emotional mariners fan, can we talk to you at the bandwagon?
October 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@ emotional mariners fan, can we talk to you at the bandwagon?