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hank the tank
@hankblank01.bsky.social
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Nikkei/AAPI, gamer, last health goth in the Western hemisphere. Crayola hair haver, alphabet mafia goon. Profile pic by Monyee Chau
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deep fried hue reversed picture of (I think) Lord Farquaad with the caption THIS DUMBASS NEEDS A MACHINE TO ROAST FOR HIM!
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Image of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, which reads from bottom up "basic needs," "psychological needs," and "self-fulfillment." All of the pyramid is blocked out purple with red text that reads "staw bery"
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Sometimes when you have weird hip displacement you spend your night measuring your hips and ass, cutting foam, and inventing a pillow to sit on. I'll put up an Instructable when I get some time. I'm never sitting anywhere else again
Picture of a standard red couch pillow with two black foam ramps on either side like a skate park for your ass
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Tweet from Michelle #AmericaFirst @MichelleRM68 x.com: Here ya go, this is why air-traffic controllers and other federal workers didn't receive a paycheck today: Healthcare for Illegals: $182,000,000,000 Transgender for All: $97,500,000,000 DEI Abroad: $45,000,000,000 Liberal News Bailouts: $12,000,000,000 Climate Handouts: $140,000,000,000 Activist Kickbacks: $125,000,000,000 Misc. Radical Policies $898,500,000,000 That's $1.5 TRILLION in woke bullshit they want taxpayers to shell out. NO! 8:32 AM 10/24/25 42K Views Painting of guy pointing angrily at his open hand. Caption: me waiting for my million dollar activist kickbacks
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Leonardo Dicaprio pointing at his TV in a sign of recognition
October 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Drew Gooden looking in the camera from the Vine where he says "Road work ahead? Uh, yeah. I SURE HOPE IT DOES"
October 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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I have a cold & was weighing Benadryl vs Claritin. Looked @ the interaction checker to see if I could take Benadryl w my existing stack of meds. The answer is "clinically, you will be Partying"
Printout of Medscape website. diphenhydramine + clonazepam: diphenhydramine and clonazepam both increase sedation. Use Caution/Monitor. diphenhydramine + methocarbamol: diphenhydramine and methocarbamol both increase sedation. Use Caution/Monitor. diphenhydramine + quetiapine: diphenhydramine and quetiapine both increase sedation. Use Caution/Monitor. diphenhydramine + melatonin: diphenhydramine and melatonin both increase sedation. Use Caution/Monitor.
October 3, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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i played ranch simulator and when i had to make a character i didnt want to make myself (boring) so i made alan wake. then the ranch turned out to be in the rainy pnw so i feel like i made a really good choice. welcome to alan wake's american ranch
screenshot of ranch simulator with trees, rain, and alan wake in a pink utility vehicle with a trailer attached. there are some partial buildings and ranch detritus in the background
September 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Big news in my world. Strawberry mouse has been acquired
Wired computer mouse, shaped like a strawberry, stem at top and point facing down. Faintly glowing. Sitting on a black mousepad with random white flower print
September 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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This is how your message finds me
Medieval painting of a wide eyed rabbit wearing a blue shield and standing on its hind legs, riding a snail that has the head of a bearded man
September 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Made this for my partner's work desk
#dhmis #donthugmeimscared #greenisnotacreativecolor
Green pencil sign with stick on letters that says "LET'S ALL AGREE TO NEVER BE CREATIVE AGAIN"
September 16, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Goddamn I have FOMO and I wasn't even there when it happened.
Tweet by donald boat @laserboat999: The only time I have experienced "FOMO" in my life is when I got kicked out of a vietnamese sandwich restaurant at 11:30PM so the illegal vietnamese uncle gambling games could start in the back
September 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Please tell me I'm cute with my new pink gun #deeprockgalactic #drg
my gunner in deep rock galactic who is a stacked short king with gold skin, magenta hair, a white gunner suit and cowboy hat, and a pink gun
September 1, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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filed under "looney tunes way to die" is igniting a field of explosive magma while trying to kill a fester flea
#deeprockgalactic #drg #rockandstone #justdwarfthings
screenshot from deep rock galactic where i (gunner) am looking across a field of magma at my dead engineer and driller who both have big red X above their heads
August 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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trans people, quote post with a photo of yourself you love

this is me being so so happy that i am at karaoke and surrounded by the lgbtcuties. i'm settling into my contralto voice era and my friend ash gave me the perfect red lipstick. life can truly be good sometimes
August 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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When I'm running karaoke I always compliment people's song choices because I want them to feel like
Excerpt from a tweet, the word "therapy" has been replaced with "karaoke" Me (to myself): this is great. I'm going to get a good grade in karaoke, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
July 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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One of my friends showed me this menu item she could order from Cracker Barrel. This is the shit the Hat Man eats is2g
Menu image of the saddest whitest plate of squares and beans? in the world. Description of item: "WEEKDAY LUNCH CHICKEN & DUMPLINS Slow simmered Chicken & Dumplins. Plus choice of Country Side. Served with Buttermilk Biscuits or Corn Muffins. $9.69"
July 15, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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caprese with elderberry thyme vinaigrette
caprese salad with red vinaigrette in a white bowl with a fork in it
June 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Trying to decide between these two shapes for my neck tattoo. Please let me know if you like 1 or 2.
sernuk from video game palia, looking forward, flowers going out behind it horizontally from neck sernuk from palia, neck up, facing right, with various flowers pointing backward in a wing shape
June 5, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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me coded
Post to r/drugscirclejerk by user 700Sevenhundred700. Title: What drug has zero consequences? Body text: What drug can I do every day, feels very euphoric, no tolerance, I can look normal on, not addictive, isn't neurotoxic, is legal, cheap, and a cheat code to life? Surely there is a drug that meets these criteria and is also overlooked by everyone. Reddit, do your thing. Reply by user 225mgs: Strawberry (544 upvotes)
June 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Happy anniversary to Justin's cleaning lady
Justin @trojanjustin tweets: "Happy Pride from my cleaning lady." Conversation follows: Her: Hi mr Justin. I just finish your house Him: Great thanks! Her: I clean extra good and leave you some treats Him: lol thanks Her: My son say it the month your people celebrate being fancy Him: Haha pride? Her: Yes I very proud of you
June 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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May I suggest this
side view of bearded white guy neck with star tattoo, 13 tattoo in sailor font, and ear with stretched earlobe piercing
June 2, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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It's pretty clear who their style inspo is, too
Laurie Anderson in a recent photo, holding a bow and a small stringed instrument of weird angular shape, wearing a black top, salt and pepper blonde hair spiked up
May 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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What. How
Bottom of bsky post with text "-1 quote"
April 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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image from yahoo finance of Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) stock prices this year to date. big red graph trending downward. high on january 15th is $429.80 and low from march 10th is $220.00.
March 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM