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Watching my spouse play Hades II and I think Aphrodite should have a full bush??
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Watching my spouse play Hades II and I think Aphrodite should have a full bush??
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Opening the merlin app either silences all birds in a 100 yard radius, or it summons a scrub jay to audiobomb your recording
October 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Opening the merlin app either silences all birds in a 100 yard radius, or it summons a scrub jay to audiobomb your recording
the Turnstile drummer is the hottest man alive
October 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
the Turnstile drummer is the hottest man alive
A Waymo trapped my bus this morning and the bus driver got out and slammed his hand on the hood multiple times and yelled “WAYMO MOVE” give that man a gun
September 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A Waymo trapped my bus this morning and the bus driver got out and slammed his hand on the hood multiple times and yelled “WAYMO MOVE” give that man a gun
This just in, Tim Cook legally changes his name to Tim Apple, says “thank you more please” to President Trump
Tim Cook pathetically kisses Trump's ass by pretending him with a "24 karat gold" gift
August 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This just in, Tim Cook legally changes his name to Tim Apple, says “thank you more please” to President Trump
I think ChatGPT should be flagged on work computers like porn websites sorry
July 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I think ChatGPT should be flagged on work computers like porn websites sorry
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feeling the art separate from the artist as i smash that buy ticket button on imax mission impossible
May 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
feeling the art separate from the artist as i smash that buy ticket button on imax mission impossible
I did a hackathon in college (lmao) and they had industry engineers there to act as advisors. The Palantir engineer hacked the voting system for the People’s Choice award and gave the team he advised like, 200,000 votes. Just a cute anecdote!
You don’t have to be particularly sharp to decipher the code here.
But if you need someone to say it, this is a major technology company and a sizable defense and intelligence contractor publicly declaring, with only the thinnest patina of deniability, that its cause is white nationalism.
But if you need someone to say it, this is a major technology company and a sizable defense and intelligence contractor publicly declaring, with only the thinnest patina of deniability, that its cause is white nationalism.
![Palantir @PalantirTech • 26m
Dropping at select colleges today.
[Embedded image of a billboard ad:]
A moment of reckoning has
arrived for the West.
Our culture has fallen into shallow consumerism while abandoning national purpose. Too few in Silicon Valley have asked what ought to be built - and why.
We did.
We built Palantir to ensure America's future, not to tinker at the margins. On the factory floor, in the operating room, across the battlefield - we build to dominate.
Join us.
[signed by the Palantir founder]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:on5oeywiqx32fh2zau473wz6/bafkreibnnhk4kfvgsvqnrjitt27efuetj44x5opwvjayzgrr55eqa5eive@jpeg)
April 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I did a hackathon in college (lmao) and they had industry engineers there to act as advisors. The Palantir engineer hacked the voting system for the People’s Choice award and gave the team he advised like, 200,000 votes. Just a cute anecdote!
Born to be an introvert, forced to be a shop steward 🙂↕️
April 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Born to be an introvert, forced to be a shop steward 🙂↕️
Watching Severance with me isn’t fun because I respond to every situation with “why don’t they just kill themselves?”
March 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Watching Severance with me isn’t fun because I respond to every situation with “why don’t they just kill themselves?”
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There are approximately 6,000 unionized workers at Columbia, including 3,000 grad/undergrad student workers. The university’s repression of anti-genocide protests has directly led to the Trump regime’s seizure of Mahmoud Khalil.
It cannot be business as usual.
It’s time to strike.
It cannot be business as usual.
It’s time to strike.
March 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There are approximately 6,000 unionized workers at Columbia, including 3,000 grad/undergrad student workers. The university’s repression of anti-genocide protests has directly led to the Trump regime’s seizure of Mahmoud Khalil.
It cannot be business as usual.
It’s time to strike.
It cannot be business as usual.
It’s time to strike.
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“So what does this mean for the working class? We have to build that credible opposition ourselves. There is no one coming to save us – we are the cavalry.”
Wrote a little something for the Guardian:
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Wrote a little something for the Guardian:
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
No, ‘playing dead’ is the last thing Democrats should be doing | Megan Romer
Party insiders are trying to make the case for doing nothing against Trump. That’s a colossal mistake
www.theguardian.com
March 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
“So what does this mean for the working class? We have to build that credible opposition ourselves. There is no one coming to save us – we are the cavalry.”
Wrote a little something for the Guardian:
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Wrote a little something for the Guardian:
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
he weeeeeally wants to be pwesident :(
March 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
he weeeeeally wants to be pwesident :(
If you are going to be the latest line dance grifter, at least be good at dancing, I’m begging
March 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you are going to be the latest line dance grifter, at least be good at dancing, I’m begging
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February 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Every time I have had the urge to be a grump online this week, I have instead messaged a coworker and set up a coffee to talk about our workplace. I have had so many goddamn coffees.
February 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Every time I have had the urge to be a grump online this week, I have instead messaged a coworker and set up a coffee to talk about our workplace. I have had so many goddamn coffees.
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need to do this to a girl's c*ck
February 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
need to do this to a girl's c*ck
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listen man the federal government can only unperson me so many times
February 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
listen man the federal government can only unperson me so many times
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huge nips and huge-r p*ssies only 😤😤😤
I don’t want to see tiny p*ssies on the dance floor anymore. I only want to see the big honkin’ ones from now on.
February 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
huge nips and huge-r p*ssies only 😤😤😤
I don’t want to see tiny p*ssies on the dance floor anymore. I only want to see the big honkin’ ones from now on.
February 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I don’t want to see tiny p*ssies on the dance floor anymore. I only want to see the big honkin’ ones from now on.
Can’t wait to make this like my twitter from 2019 (posting in a way that gets that NYC DSA guy who’s obsessed with Esperanto in my replies telling me I’m ugly)
January 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Can’t wait to make this like my twitter from 2019 (posting in a way that gets that NYC DSA guy who’s obsessed with Esperanto in my replies telling me I’m ugly)