Has he considered buying fewer coffeeshop lattes and/or avocados?

this seems unlikely but I'll take it

Honestly if this doesn't entirely excuse an extrajudicial shotgun to the face then I'm not sure I even know what America is any more

Bluesky is now tagging 100%-civil disagreement as "rude" if it's against trans-hate

Slightly weird metaphor to use against the guy who knocked you the fuck out already in the first round

When that link inevitably becomes unfollowable: context...

The site of the Glastonbury Festival, placed over a map of Cork City, covers the entire city centre and then also, additionally, an area 200% larger than the entire city centre

When one day I have disposable income for the first time in 20-odd years, I think I might actually spend obviously-too-much money on this keycap set for the TKL keyboard I received as an Xmas present #bbcmicro

yuzukeycaps.com/c/a1f15857-7...

Are you people joking me today with this "let's tell the entire internet a piece of the info required to hack the shit out of all my accounts" thing?

The presiding officer of the main house of parliament here in Ireland signed off its last session yesterday in Irish, before it was dissolved today for a general election. TOP MARKS to this machine translation server's attempt at converting his last words into English. It's wrong, but it's better.

Burn. Everything.
Start now.

Know this: each and every one of the bankers who've lost shitloads of money personally on this will be waiting for Musk in the long grass for the rest of his fucking life. He will NEVER be able to do another debt-financed deal again and is basically 200% *fucked* in the long run. Ah well

Interesting way of phrasing "we've lost all of GenX and everyone younger, forever" but you do you, entire literally-dying grifter narcissist hate cult that probably only existed in the first place because of leaded petrol

This is probably fine

Here's @simonwillison.net with the first-ever sign that AI might actually be able to replace us in our jobs