@mrjamesob.bsky.social James, I'd love to take the Brexit hard man sky diving. No strings attached.

Stumbled on a nature programme narrated by Tom Hanks. I don't think anything could be better on a Sunday evening.

I worked with a guy like this. He had a load of funerals for elderly relatives. We nicknamed him Shipman because of the number of grannies he'd seen off.

That was just a long winded way of saying I FUCKING HATE CRAIG LEVEIN.

It's quite amazing that our former manager (can't even bring myself to name him) gets work as a pundit. Easily the worst manager in my living memory. A football expert who assembled the most imbalanced squad I've ever seen. Managed Scotland but didn't think Sven was good enough. Expert my arse!

I'm lying in a hammock in the Sri Lankan sun, reading There's only one Danny Garvey, listening to The Boy with the Arab Strap. I don't think life could be much more idyllic. Still, in 4 days I'll be back at work with my thermals on!

Relaxing day trying our hand at traditional fishing. Not as relaxed as the Monitor we saw but still chilled.

Man dresses up as Turkish icon and touches children. Is this the Britain you want??

This could have been me. I almost bought my wife an iron a few years back.

I'll be honest, I've had worse Boxing Days than this.

The football gods just won't let me be fully happy. Saints have started playing decent football after years of dirge and West Ham have become utterly depressing to watch