hamm0ndeggs
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OceanGate was a good start.
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🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵
May 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵
Hey, Congress. Do us all a fuckin favor and don’t confirm the next piece of shit 🍊 🤡 nominates.
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
www.npr.org
April 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hey, Congress. Do us all a fuckin favor and don’t confirm the next piece of shit 🍊 🤡 nominates.
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He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.
January 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.
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Most men in romance novels respect boundaries, wash their balls, make sure she comes first, care about their children, are emotionally intelligent, and loyal to their relationship.
And then men make fun of women reading "fluff novels."
Because apparently those are unreasonable things to yearn for?
And then men make fun of women reading "fluff novels."
Because apparently those are unreasonable things to yearn for?
January 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Most men in romance novels respect boundaries, wash their balls, make sure she comes first, care about their children, are emotionally intelligent, and loyal to their relationship.
And then men make fun of women reading "fluff novels."
Because apparently those are unreasonable things to yearn for?
And then men make fun of women reading "fluff novels."
Because apparently those are unreasonable things to yearn for?
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“That’s just how they were raised.”
Ok, and? I was raised in an extremely conservative Christian household by parents who became maga extremists.
You don’t see me advocating against human rights.
Ok, and? I was raised in an extremely conservative Christian household by parents who became maga extremists.
You don’t see me advocating against human rights.
January 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“That’s just how they were raised.”
Ok, and? I was raised in an extremely conservative Christian household by parents who became maga extremists.
You don’t see me advocating against human rights.
Ok, and? I was raised in an extremely conservative Christian household by parents who became maga extremists.
You don’t see me advocating against human rights.
“You kids wanna see a dead body?”
remarkable to me that far from seeming cool or masculine zuck seems like an even bigger loser — the kind of nerd who preemptively gives his lunch money to the bully and thanks him for the opportunity
January 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“You kids wanna see a dead body?”
😘🤌🏻
this choice of photos by the Carter Center is shadier than a Georgia peach tree in summer
January 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
😘🤌🏻
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Every time I read the name “Meta” I feel like the [jackoff motion] is silent
January 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Every time I read the name “Meta” I feel like the [jackoff motion] is silent
Everything I know about Justin Baldoni I have learned against my will.
January 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Everything I know about Justin Baldoni I have learned against my will.
MAGA: Mindless Asshole Gulf of America
January 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
MAGA: Mindless Asshole Gulf of America
Threads are unraveling.
January 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Threads are unraveling.
If Luigi is a terrorist, then the NRA is a terrorist organization which has facilitated the deaths of countless Americans. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
If Luigi is a terrorist, then the NRA is a terrorist organization which has facilitated the deaths of countless Americans. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If I never hear the word “brazen” again, it’ll be too soon.
December 12, 2024 at 5:03 AM
If I never hear the word “brazen” again, it’ll be too soon.
Pick a movie, keep one actor - the rest are muppets
John Wick
Keanu Reeves
John Wick
Keanu Reeves
Pick a movie, keep one actor - the rest are muppets
Kill Bill Vol 2
Uma Thurman
Kill Bill Vol 2
Uma Thurman
Pick a movie, keep one actor - the rest are muppets
Casino
Joe Pesci
Casino
Joe Pesci
December 9, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Pick a movie, keep one actor - the rest are muppets
John Wick
Keanu Reeves
John Wick
Keanu Reeves
I see Elon Musk with his kid in public and I think of the end of The Dead Zone.
December 7, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I see Elon Musk with his kid in public and I think of the end of The Dead Zone.
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Maybe I’m late to the party, but Muskrat might be my favorite moniker for this terminal dork.
More bad news for the Muskrat.
This is going to be a huge hit to his already ruined social media site.
I love this for him.
This is going to be a huge hit to his already ruined social media site.
I love this for him.
European Federation of Journalists to stop posting content on X
The EFJ represents over 295,000 journalists in 44 countries.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
December 4, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Maybe I’m late to the party, but Muskrat might be my favorite moniker for this terminal dork.
Introduce yourself with four videogames!
November 27, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Introduce yourself with four videogames!
I will continue to make fun of Trump and every idiotic sycophant that kisses his garish ring because it brings me joy and joy is an act of rebellion.
November 27, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I will continue to make fun of Trump and every idiotic sycophant that kisses his garish ring because it brings me joy and joy is an act of rebellion.
Since white supremacist demonstrations are on the rise, it seems appropriate to remember how to respond to such demonstrations.
November 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Since white supremacist demonstrations are on the rise, it seems appropriate to remember how to respond to such demonstrations.
Finally got around to watching The Autopsy of Jane Doe and it’s going high up on my charts with a bullet. Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch are mesmeric, André Øvredal ratchets up the tension to a fever pitch, and the final act is something I wish I could experience again for the first time. See it.
November 20, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Finally got around to watching The Autopsy of Jane Doe and it’s going high up on my charts with a bullet. Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch are mesmeric, André Øvredal ratchets up the tension to a fever pitch, and the final act is something I wish I could experience again for the first time. See it.
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Please don't call what RFK Jr. and Jay Bhattacharya are going to do medieval. It's not medieval. It's nothing like the Middle Ages. People in the Middle Ages were happy to try all kinds of things to not die of the plague and if you'd given them antibiotics and vaccines they would have loved it.
November 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Please don't call what RFK Jr. and Jay Bhattacharya are going to do medieval. It's not medieval. It's nothing like the Middle Ages. People in the Middle Ages were happy to try all kinds of things to not die of the plague and if you'd given them antibiotics and vaccines they would have loved it.
Shakespeare’s “Hell is empty and all the devils are here” from The Tempest is having a moment, but let’s not forget about Henry VI’s call to class warfare, the maintenance of the rule of law, and the disproportionate tendency of that system to favor the wealthy: “Let’s kill all the lawyers.”
November 18, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Shakespeare’s “Hell is empty and all the devils are here” from The Tempest is having a moment, but let’s not forget about Henry VI’s call to class warfare, the maintenance of the rule of law, and the disproportionate tendency of that system to favor the wealthy: “Let’s kill all the lawyers.”