Greg
@halloimgreg.bsky.social
married cat dad
brooklyn
one time card game creator
www.poofthegame.com
brooklyn
one time card game creator
www.poofthegame.com
The way millennials (me, I’m millennials) used to post pictures like this on Facebook after a weekend in college.
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The way millennials (me, I’m millennials) used to post pictures like this on Facebook after a weekend in college.
Muting people’s stories who have me on close friends but never reply to my thirst responses for my own dignity’s sake.
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Muting people’s stories who have me on close friends but never reply to my thirst responses for my own dignity’s sake.
Edible consumed. Margarita and chicken tendies ordered. It’s a solo Alamo Drafthouse date-night kinda night. (Jake js traveling for work, I didn’t just leave him at home.)
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Edible consumed. Margarita and chicken tendies ordered. It’s a solo Alamo Drafthouse date-night kinda night. (Jake js traveling for work, I didn’t just leave him at home.)
T-Minus one week until I enter my mid-30’s
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
T-Minus one week until I enter my mid-30’s
Family’s gone. Now we can all be horny again.
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Family’s gone. Now we can all be horny again.
Almost missed thotsgiving
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Almost missed thotsgiving
Either I’m a new addition to a longtime oomf’s close friends or him and his partner opened their relationship.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Either I’m a new addition to a longtime oomf’s close friends or him and his partner opened their relationship.
Getting very close to registering for a half marathon
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Getting very close to registering for a half marathon
I truly cannot even begin to explain how unfunny it is to make jokes about trying to also hook up with my brother now that he lives in New York too.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I truly cannot even begin to explain how unfunny it is to make jokes about trying to also hook up with my brother now that he lives in New York too.
Pro: being able to walk immediately out of our apartment building and get on an R train to Astoria with no transfers.
Con: it’s 20 stops
Con: it’s 20 stops
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Pro: being able to walk immediately out of our apartment building and get on an R train to Astoria with no transfers.
Con: it’s 20 stops
Con: it’s 20 stops
All I’ll say is that it got it right.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
All I’ll say is that it got it right.
Going to a school musical at a private school that costs $70k a year tonight. Gonna find me a rich daddy to have an affair with.
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Going to a school musical at a private school that costs $70k a year tonight. Gonna find me a rich daddy to have an affair with.
As the social planner of the couple, my job is to buy tickets to various events and only inform my husband that we’re going with about a week’s notice.
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
As the social planner of the couple, my job is to buy tickets to various events and only inform my husband that we’re going with about a week’s notice.
They updated the set times- headliner now goes on at 1:30
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
They updated the set times- headliner now goes on at 1:30
Was praying the DJ we’re seeing on Saturday would have a closer but they just released set times and they are the closer playing from 3-5AM.
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Was praying the DJ we’re seeing on Saturday would have a closer but they just released set times and they are the closer playing from 3-5AM.
Listening to Berghain by Rosalía, Björk, and Yves Tumor on repeat this morning
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Listening to Berghain by Rosalía, Björk, and Yves Tumor on repeat this morning
Took an edible and went to target
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Took an edible and went to target
Discovered the magic that is the West Elm Outlet in Brooklyn today.
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Discovered the magic that is the West Elm Outlet in Brooklyn today.
I promise you don’t need to look at my Scruff profile multiple times a day, it didn’t change since you did that yesterday.
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I promise you don’t need to look at my Scruff profile multiple times a day, it didn’t change since you did that yesterday.
Apartment lobby playing Padam Padam this morning. Happy Friday, 🚬s
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Apartment lobby playing Padam Padam this morning. Happy Friday, 🚬s
Got weighed at the doctor earlier today while still fully clothed and they didn’t subtract a few pounds before putting it in the system.
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Got weighed at the doctor earlier today while still fully clothed and they didn’t subtract a few pounds before putting it in the system.
It is taking EVERYTHING in me not to message him right now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It is taking EVERYTHING in me not to message him right now.
An absolutely lovely day to vote!
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
An absolutely lovely day to vote!
Us snoozy humans are hit particularly hard this time of year, please bear with us as we struggle to adjust.
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Us snoozy humans are hit particularly hard this time of year, please bear with us as we struggle to adjust.