Hallmark Snark
hallmarksnark.bsky.social
Hallmark Snark
@hallmarksnark.bsky.social
Podcast for the #hallmarkies who are also #hallsnarkies. Love is love, even if it’s aggressively heteronormative made-for-tv Christmas love. 🌈🎄

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Anyone else have a favorite Christmas movie jail moment?
December 10, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Countdown to Christmas - Snark Rankings - Week 7

New episode out now. tr.ee/qNd_iUazjV
December 7, 2024 at 7:37 PM
New episode out for the #TheChristmasQuest

While this was one of the most disappointing treasure hunts we’ve been on, the stunning Icelandic landscapes and views almost made up for it. It nods to Indiana Jones or The Da Vinci Code, but there’s a reason those movies don’t include a baking montage.
December 7, 2024 at 2:47 AM
It’s beginning to look a lot like Top Golf 🎵 #snowgolf
November 30, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Happy Snarksgiving from our family to yours!
November 28, 2024 at 5:11 PM
#ThreeWiserMenAndABoy

We were annoyed by how good this was. This is one of those rare moments where a sequel delivers. We indulge in a steady diet of sparks—not often found in such abundance in our #CountdowntoChristmas reviews. But don’t worry—we still managed to find a healthy dose of snarks. 😉
November 26, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Wonder which movie we’ve picked for this week’s full length episode?
November 24, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Back with another minisode, where we’re ranking this past weekend’s holiday movies— #ChristmasWithTheSinghs, #JingleBellRun, #ConfessionsOfAChristmasLetter—in our scientifically snarky tier system.

🎧 Available anywhere you listen.
November 22, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Ok. We’re jumping in to #MrChristmas We are a bachelor watching household so interested to see how this goes.
November 21, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Turkeys on the outside. Christmas on the inside.
November 19, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Anyone else struggling to connect with the premise of #ConfessionsOfAChristmasLetter
November 18, 2024 at 1:38 AM
🎙 New BONUS episode out for #HotFrosty

🎧 Available anywhere you listen.

We veered off the Hallmark path and straight into Netflix territory for Hot Frosty. The logic? Utterly absurd—and we couldn’t look away. We strongly suspect this town has more snowman-to-human husbands than it’s letting on.
November 18, 2024 at 1:04 AM
We’re ready for tonight’s movie! #jinglebellrun
November 17, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Here's what we're watching this weekend. What are your weekend plans? #countdowntochristmas #hallmark #podcastlife
November 15, 2024 at 11:51 PM
New here. Where are the other #hallmark Christmas movie watchers? #countdowntochristmas
November 15, 2024 at 11:02 PM