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David Hallett
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Tech Founder CEO at http://sme.software - FRSA MIoD MBCS - Liberté, égalité, fraternité - London Plymouth Geneva https://www.linkedin.com/in/hallettdavid/
I just won the FIFA prize for teeth brushing #fifa
December 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
ChatGPT: "Would you like the CSS to make the panel pulse glow yellow?"

Me: "Oh, go on then."
December 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Newsflash, the Nobel Committee has announced a new prize, the Nobel Prize for Grotesque Sycophancy.
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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The FIFA Peace Prize
The Love Island Prize for Particle Physics
The RuPaul's Drag Race Prize for Applied Mathematics
The Strictly Come Dancing Prize for Economic Theory
The Never Mind the Buzzcocks Prize for Architecture
The Farage Prize for Anti-Racism
The Eurovision Prize for Moral Philosophy
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
#totp late 90s was a bit meh, eh
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Short-fused racist has tantrum at BBC for asking him about being a racist bully at school. Then tries to claim that Reform was given £9M by crypto billionaire, Harborne, for “absolutely nothing in return”.

That’s all that sorted then.
Racist *and* corrupt.

news.sky.com/story/politi...
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Whilst listening to BBC Radio I just paid my TV Licence... and had a thought. If the BBC went commercial I'm not sure I'd notice. There is SO much advertising already on their TV and Radio stations... for the BBC! It's more than a little annoying.
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
There are two easy ways to fix the problem with the High Street... and it's not rocket science.

- Keep the shops open till mid-evening
- Make parking free or cheap

(Forget the buses, most people will not use them.)

There you go, fixed it for ya.

#pmq
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Betfred has said it would close all 1,287 of its high street betting shops if Reeves raised taxes on the gambling industry. The company behind William Hill, also said last month it was considering closing up to 200 betting shops.

Crack on then, sooner the better

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
UK gambling firms make extra £1bn from punters amid calls for tax rises
Betting companies made £12.6bn in 12 months to March, with 15% rise in takings from online casino players
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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When it comes to Saudi Arabia, the president isn't putting America first.

He's putting his own wealth and his own personal interests ahead of everything else.

Ahead of you.
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Oh dear,
When Country Music is Coming out with these lyrics, Republicans better watch out.
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Hey, it's a good job the United States of America isn't a country built entirely on the back of mass migration ... because if it was... oh wait
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Yup, this is me. The quiet expert.
Find out more at hallettconsulting.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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I swear a lot of the Government's problems would be solved by just taking themselves off of Twitter
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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BBC has a case against Trump. WhiteHouse Chief Press Officer called the BBC ‘100% fake news.’ Which is defamatory and untrue.
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Did Jen drop the box with Cloudflare in it?
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Bloody left wing bias etc etc etc
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
@lukepollard.bsky.social have a word with your gaffer, eh? Profoundly dissapointed. You wouldn't have my vote again if we had GE tomorrow.
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 AM
If you see someone wearing this, point and laugh. If you know someone wearing this, have a word. If you buy one yourself, seek therapy.
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Apple has built its reputation on cutting-edge devices and sleek design, but the company’s latest product is decidedly more low-tech. https://cnn.it/3JJCl71
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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What you’re witnessing is a populist assault on the BBC.

This is not an institutional scandal in any meaningful sense of the word. It is an attack on public service broadcasting.

iandunt.substack.com/p/extra-edit...
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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I DEMAND Panorama IMMEDIATELY produces a documentary showing Kamala Harris not instigating a violent riot, not sexually assaulting anyone, or getting fined for denying it, or being found guilty of business fraud, or f*cking a porn star AND accepting the result of an election.
You know. For balance.
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I won't be lamenting his departure, but... Left wing bias? C'mon. Blatantly pro Tory for years, and now blatantly pro Reform. Mad.

www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
Tim Davie resigns as BBC director general after accusations of ‘serious and systemic’ bias in coverage
Davie says departure is ‘my own decision’, while head of news also quits, as BBC prepares to apologise for editing of a Trump speech
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
With blatant right wing bias, how can it also have left wing bias? Which is it? Both?

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Boris Johnson trying to undermine BBC leadership, insiders fear after leak
Director general under pressure after release of memo criticising reporting on Trump, trans rights and Gaza
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM