I am still Bertrand.
halfref.bsky.social
I am still Bertrand.
@halfref.bsky.social
Dig though the ditches
And burn through the witches

I slam in the back of my Dragula
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
He has aged incredibly well...
October 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you rely on AI to make your decisions, you shouldn't be in a decision making position.
October 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
BMW Exec: "People are saying our classic style grills are looking like buckteeth."
Exec 2: "Not to worry, we're going electric so it'll be a non-issue soon"

The non-issue:
September 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This is the full tattoo, which makes it even funnier...
August 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Obligatory
August 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
That's certainly a headline to draw interest...
August 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Obligatory post
August 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
*nods knowingly*
August 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
🎶 The circle of life 🎶
July 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm in SF for work this week and the Walgreens here certainly takes a different approach...
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Based on my math, looks like he only had 102 over 2 seasons.
July 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Slate breaks it down perfectly. It's really not that complicated.
June 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Not only do they need to sell tickets at a discount, they're using a 10 year old reference cuz nothing of significance has happened since then...
April 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I've probably shown you this before but I'd hate myself if you never saw it.
April 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
April 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
🎶Nah na na nah
Here comes the Brick Popper🎶
April 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
With all the other names in the movie, they went with Meg Ryan as the costar? She's in the movie for like, 10 minutes...
April 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM