HalfDay Andy 🔻
@halfdayandy.bsky.social
I believe in the “hands on” approach to disposing of the ruling class. Not quite in my redemption arc. Just a grain of sand in the gears of empire.
This is the hill I die on. In perpetuity
February 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
This is the hill I die on. In perpetuity
TikTok is about gone. I used it as a way to radically accept who I am. Watching myself over and over and over and over. Learning to leave my mistakes and flaws in the video.
I’m Me. And that’s pretty fucking cool
I’m Me. And that’s pretty fucking cool
January 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
TikTok is about gone. I used it as a way to radically accept who I am. Watching myself over and over and over and over. Learning to leave my mistakes and flaws in the video.
I’m Me. And that’s pretty fucking cool
I’m Me. And that’s pretty fucking cool
How do you feel about Obamas record amount of bombs dropped in the Middle East you blind old man.
Hilarious to hear Mark Zuckerberg thinks ‘Community Notes’ will work on Facebook, a place where the community raged at JD Vance being fact-checked in a debate.
It’s the end of facts.
It’s the end of facts.
January 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
How do you feel about Obamas record amount of bombs dropped in the Middle East you blind old man.
The irony in god being a liberal and call conservatives idiots.
How does he not know they are on the same team?
How does he not know they are on the same team?
When a liberal area suffers a climate change disaster, Republicans say “God is punishing them.”
When a conservative area suffers a climate change disaster, Republicans say “Democrats control weather machines.”
Must be hard going through life as a full-blown idiot.
When a conservative area suffers a climate change disaster, Republicans say “Democrats control weather machines.”
Must be hard going through life as a full-blown idiot.
January 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The irony in god being a liberal and call conservatives idiots.
How does he not know they are on the same team?
How does he not know they are on the same team?
Just so everyone knows, I’m full of fun, creative, and thoughtful dating ideas (they are all drinking tea & playing dominoes not in public)
I’m the sweetest and I will not be taking questions.
I’m the sweetest and I will not be taking questions.
January 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Just so everyone knows, I’m full of fun, creative, and thoughtful dating ideas (they are all drinking tea & playing dominoes not in public)
I’m the sweetest and I will not be taking questions.
I’m the sweetest and I will not be taking questions.
A day can start off so well, and then plummet so fast. And it’s nothing you can control. And you are at the whim of the world.
January 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A day can start off so well, and then plummet so fast. And it’s nothing you can control. And you are at the whim of the world.
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"The year of Luigi"
Sticker spotted in Toronto, Canada
Sticker spotted in Toronto, Canada
January 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"The year of Luigi"
Sticker spotted in Toronto, Canada
Sticker spotted in Toronto, Canada
At the laundromat. Got that sweet 8 load washer right when I got here. Today is my day
January 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
At the laundromat. Got that sweet 8 load washer right when I got here. Today is my day
Let’s get to work, furthering the interests of American Capital
I'm honored to welcome 6 new colleagues to the Democratic Caucus:
Arizona Senator Ruben Gallego
California Senator Adam Schiff
Delaware Senator Lisa Blunt Rochester
Maryland Senator Angela Alsobrooks
Michigan Senator Elissa Slotkin
New Jersey Senator Andy Kim
Let's get to work!
Arizona Senator Ruben Gallego
California Senator Adam Schiff
Delaware Senator Lisa Blunt Rochester
Maryland Senator Angela Alsobrooks
Michigan Senator Elissa Slotkin
New Jersey Senator Andy Kim
Let's get to work!
January 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Let’s get to work, furthering the interests of American Capital
I do have a type. And only 1 or 2 people could give me the right answer if I asked I think
January 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I do have a type. And only 1 or 2 people could give me the right answer if I asked I think
Hot take:
your activism WILL be considered terrorism this year
your activism WILL be considered terrorism this year
January 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hot take:
your activism WILL be considered terrorism this year
your activism WILL be considered terrorism this year
Cmon god. I’m a single dad in a small ass apartment in Nowhere, Wisconsin.
Where did it come from? Why do they want it? Does it stem from class inequity?
Probably right? Let’s read a little deeper Brodie.
This is why I’m agnostic. (Personal opinion that atheists are very arrogant about it)
Hi, Bluesky! I’m God.
Fuck Project 2025.
Happy New Year!
Fuck Project 2025.
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Cmon god. I’m a single dad in a small ass apartment in Nowhere, Wisconsin.
Where did it come from? Why do they want it? Does it stem from class inequity?
Probably right? Let’s read a little deeper Brodie.
This is why I’m agnostic. (Personal opinion that atheists are very arrogant about it)
I’ve played a Sisyphus character most of my life (the boulder part, not the tyrant part). It’s kinda nice to have have someone help out with the rock for a bit.
Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious.
That’s how my day has been in a good way.
Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious.
That’s how my day has been in a good way.
January 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’ve played a Sisyphus character most of my life (the boulder part, not the tyrant part). It’s kinda nice to have have someone help out with the rock for a bit.
Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious.
That’s how my day has been in a good way.
Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious.
That’s how my day has been in a good way.
I am not to good to be true. Don’t play with my ego like that.
Or do. 👀
Or do. 👀
January 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I am not to good to be true. Don’t play with my ego like that.
Or do. 👀
Or do. 👀
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got very exciting plans tonight
December 31, 2024 at 5:12 PM
got very exciting plans tonight
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31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
December 31, 2024 at 12:21 PM
31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
If you glaze ANY US president, I don’t fuck with you as a friend. I know I’m insufferable, but if you don’t understand me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best
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December 31, 2024 at 4:23 PM
If you glaze ANY US president, I don’t fuck with you as a friend. I know I’m insufferable, but if you don’t understand me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best
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Jesus was an organic communist. How does god have dementia?
Hi, I’m God.
I love progressives.
I love liberals.
I love atheists.
I love religious people.
Who I despise is extremists of every ilk who demand we all hate each other forever.
Get fucked.
I love progressives.
I love liberals.
I love atheists.
I love religious people.
Who I despise is extremists of every ilk who demand we all hate each other forever.
Get fucked.
December 31, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Jesus was an organic communist. How does god have dementia?
I did that thing today and it was pretty FUCKING cool.
I really should have started doing this 5 years and 1 month ago. When I started healing
I really should have started doing this 5 years and 1 month ago. When I started healing
December 31, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I did that thing today and it was pretty FUCKING cool.
I really should have started doing this 5 years and 1 month ago. When I started healing
I really should have started doing this 5 years and 1 month ago. When I started healing
Jimmy Carter pushed capitalism further. I don’t care how many houses he built
December 30, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Jimmy Carter pushed capitalism further. I don’t care how many houses he built
Wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf
December 30, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf