Half a Giraffe
@half-a-giraffe.bsky.social
Lonely blue dot in central OH. Really good at bad decisions. Love animals and some people. I believe in love and try to find beauty in every day. Miss me with the religious BS.
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Let’s be clear: The DOJ has already been subpoenaed. They’re legally obligated to release the full Epstein files—and they’re still dragging their feet.
It’s a shame we’ve even gotten to the point of needing a discharge petition.
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It’s a shame we’ve even gotten to the point of needing a discharge petition.
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November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Let’s be clear: The DOJ has already been subpoenaed. They’re legally obligated to release the full Epstein files—and they’re still dragging their feet.
It’s a shame we’ve even gotten to the point of needing a discharge petition.
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It’s a shame we’ve even gotten to the point of needing a discharge petition.
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We voted for their farms because we know Democratic policies are better for farmers. Unfortunately, farmers didn’t vote for their farms.
And they’ll keep voting Republican.
And they’ll keep voting Republican.
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
We voted for their farms because we know Democratic policies are better for farmers. Unfortunately, farmers didn’t vote for their farms.
And they’ll keep voting Republican.
And they’ll keep voting Republican.
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The Trump administration doesn’t know if the people in this boat committed a crime
Didn’t arrest them
Never indicted them, conducted a trial, proved their guilt or-if they were actually convicted-argued over their sentence
No-they simply killed them
Then broadcast the murder on social media
Didn’t arrest them
Never indicted them, conducted a trial, proved their guilt or-if they were actually convicted-argued over their sentence
No-they simply killed them
Then broadcast the murder on social media
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The Trump administration doesn’t know if the people in this boat committed a crime
Didn’t arrest them
Never indicted them, conducted a trial, proved their guilt or-if they were actually convicted-argued over their sentence
No-they simply killed them
Then broadcast the murder on social media
Didn’t arrest them
Never indicted them, conducted a trial, proved their guilt or-if they were actually convicted-argued over their sentence
No-they simply killed them
Then broadcast the murder on social media
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
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FIRED DOJ LAWYER: “I responded up the chain of command - that’s a lie. I cannot sign my name to that.”
Erez Reuveni says he was fired by Trump’s DOJ for refusing to lie that KILMAR ABREGO GARCIA was a terrorist & gang member.
Erez Reuveni says he was fired by Trump’s DOJ for refusing to lie that KILMAR ABREGO GARCIA was a terrorist & gang member.
October 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
FIRED DOJ LAWYER: “I responded up the chain of command - that’s a lie. I cannot sign my name to that.”
Erez Reuveni says he was fired by Trump’s DOJ for refusing to lie that KILMAR ABREGO GARCIA was a terrorist & gang member.
Erez Reuveni says he was fired by Trump’s DOJ for refusing to lie that KILMAR ABREGO GARCIA was a terrorist & gang member.
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“Vance provided early funding to, and may still be invested in, AcreTrader. The investment was made through Narya Capital *** AcreTrader purchases land from, or with, farmers & transfers ownership from the landowner to a private limited liability company.” 10/8/24… 1/ www.snopes.com/news/2024/10...
October 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“Vance provided early funding to, and may still be invested in, AcreTrader. The investment was made through Narya Capital *** AcreTrader purchases land from, or with, farmers & transfers ownership from the landowner to a private limited liability company.” 10/8/24… 1/ www.snopes.com/news/2024/10...
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You may be living in an absolutely racist country when 13-year-old Black boys are tried and sentenced as adults, but white dudes who *are* adults are called "kids" by JD Vance to shield them from culpability.
October 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
You may be living in an absolutely racist country when 13-year-old Black boys are tried and sentenced as adults, but white dudes who *are* adults are called "kids" by JD Vance to shield them from culpability.
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You’ve gotta be shitting me.
You don’t get to slash SNAP benefits by ~$200 billion—screwing over thousands of farmers and pushing millions of people closer to food insecurity—then blame the other party.
Republicans will do and say anything to avoid responsibility for this shutdown.
It’s pathetic.
You don’t get to slash SNAP benefits by ~$200 billion—screwing over thousands of farmers and pushing millions of people closer to food insecurity—then blame the other party.
Republicans will do and say anything to avoid responsibility for this shutdown.
It’s pathetic.
October 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You’ve gotta be shitting me.
You don’t get to slash SNAP benefits by ~$200 billion—screwing over thousands of farmers and pushing millions of people closer to food insecurity—then blame the other party.
Republicans will do and say anything to avoid responsibility for this shutdown.
It’s pathetic.
You don’t get to slash SNAP benefits by ~$200 billion—screwing over thousands of farmers and pushing millions of people closer to food insecurity—then blame the other party.
Republicans will do and say anything to avoid responsibility for this shutdown.
It’s pathetic.
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NEW: North Carolina’s top elections official is asking the state's DMV for voters’ full Social Security numbers.
If the DMV agrees, it would give the state board unprecedented access to sensitive voter data — opening the door to mass voter purges and data breaches.
If the DMV agrees, it would give the state board unprecedented access to sensitive voter data — opening the door to mass voter purges and data breaches.
North Carolina Elections Chief Demands Voters’ Full Social Security Numbers From DMV
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
October 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
NEW: North Carolina’s top elections official is asking the state's DMV for voters’ full Social Security numbers.
If the DMV agrees, it would give the state board unprecedented access to sensitive voter data — opening the door to mass voter purges and data breaches.
If the DMV agrees, it would give the state board unprecedented access to sensitive voter data — opening the door to mass voter purges and data breaches.
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It’s been 36 hours and I still can’t stop laughing about how Trump knows he’s going to Hell 😂
October 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It’s been 36 hours and I still can’t stop laughing about how Trump knows he’s going to Hell 😂
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Trump's conversation with Indonesian President Prabowo Subianto is caught on a hot mic. Hard to tell exactly what they are talking about, but Subianto asks Trump about meeting Eric Trump and Don Jr, who supposedly have nothing to do with government while they run the family business.
October 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Trump's conversation with Indonesian President Prabowo Subianto is caught on a hot mic. Hard to tell exactly what they are talking about, but Subianto asks Trump about meeting Eric Trump and Don Jr, who supposedly have nothing to do with government while they run the family business.
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The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!
Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!
Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
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As ICE terrorizes communities, remember that some of Trump's biggest supporters are private prison companies that will make bank off his budget bill.
And Stephen Miller recently disclosed over $100K of stock in Palantir, the shady data firm ICE uses to target immigrants.
Cashing in on cruelty.
And Stephen Miller recently disclosed over $100K of stock in Palantir, the shady data firm ICE uses to target immigrants.
Cashing in on cruelty.
October 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
As ICE terrorizes communities, remember that some of Trump's biggest supporters are private prison companies that will make bank off his budget bill.
And Stephen Miller recently disclosed over $100K of stock in Palantir, the shady data firm ICE uses to target immigrants.
Cashing in on cruelty.
And Stephen Miller recently disclosed over $100K of stock in Palantir, the shady data firm ICE uses to target immigrants.
Cashing in on cruelty.
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CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
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I might end up talking about this graph all day.
I think one thing Dems need to realize is that "Americans" are not buying into the "cities on fire" lies of this admin.
It's JUST Republicans. So if you're a governor of a solidly blue state, or a blue-city mayor, the national story is NOT YOURS.
I think one thing Dems need to realize is that "Americans" are not buying into the "cities on fire" lies of this admin.
It's JUST Republicans. So if you're a governor of a solidly blue state, or a blue-city mayor, the national story is NOT YOURS.
October 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I might end up talking about this graph all day.
I think one thing Dems need to realize is that "Americans" are not buying into the "cities on fire" lies of this admin.
It's JUST Republicans. So if you're a governor of a solidly blue state, or a blue-city mayor, the national story is NOT YOURS.
I think one thing Dems need to realize is that "Americans" are not buying into the "cities on fire" lies of this admin.
It's JUST Republicans. So if you're a governor of a solidly blue state, or a blue-city mayor, the national story is NOT YOURS.
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The Oregon Republican Party tried to help Donald Trump make the case for military intervention in Portland with an image of a fiery protest — but since Portland is calm, they had to fabricate one by merging old photos of police in Ecuador and protesters in Brazil www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Republicans post fake image of Oregon protest – using photos of South America
A federal judge had blocked Trump’s request to deploy California national guard to Portland
www.theguardian.com
October 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The Oregon Republican Party tried to help Donald Trump make the case for military intervention in Portland with an image of a fiery protest — but since Portland is calm, they had to fabricate one by merging old photos of police in Ecuador and protesters in Brazil www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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This my favorite tRump coin 🪙
🤞🏼😇
🤞🏼😇
October 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This my favorite tRump coin 🪙
🤞🏼😇
🤞🏼😇
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Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.
Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.
The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism
In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.
The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism
In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.
Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.
The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism
In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.
The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism
In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
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Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social
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When will corporate news media discuss the fact that the president is totally demented and insane?
Oh right, the pedophilic billionaire elite don’t want you to think about that.
Oh right, the pedophilic billionaire elite don’t want you to think about that.
September 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
When will corporate news media discuss the fact that the president is totally demented and insane?
Oh right, the pedophilic billionaire elite don’t want you to think about that.
Oh right, the pedophilic billionaire elite don’t want you to think about that.