haley
@haleyc98.bsky.social
Haley • she/her
I like cool things and dislike not cool things
I like cool things and dislike not cool things
“Actually my grandkids can’t call me Kiki because my dogs call me Kiki” -kelly (interpreted through Chey)
December 18, 2024 at 1:05 AM
“Actually my grandkids can’t call me Kiki because my dogs call me Kiki” -kelly (interpreted through Chey)
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Nick Cannon put twins in Mariah Carey, literally Santa's wife, and then thought he needed to do more
November 30, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Nick Cannon put twins in Mariah Carey, literally Santa's wife, and then thought he needed to do more
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big day coming up for people who like dinner
November 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
big day coming up for people who like dinner
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the antagonist in the Trolls™️ cinematic universe:
Stop. Giving. The. Trolls. Oxygen.
November 24, 2024 at 11:35 PM
the antagonist in the Trolls™️ cinematic universe:
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Jesus Christ on the third day:
i rise.
November 24, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Jesus Christ on the third day:
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[guy who does it like everyone else] you never seen nobody do it like me
November 23, 2024 at 6:33 PM
[guy who does it like everyone else] you never seen nobody do it like me
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house down boots
November 24, 2024 at 1:10 AM
house down boots
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A vape isn't enough. I need a rainy February day, 3 cigarettes, a Miller lite, and the same song on repeat.
November 23, 2024 at 9:31 PM
A vape isn't enough. I need a rainy February day, 3 cigarettes, a Miller lite, and the same song on repeat.
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American Idiot really hits good right now
November 23, 2024 at 12:20 AM
American Idiot really hits good right now
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I never know where to look when I'm eating a hot dog.
November 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I never know where to look when I'm eating a hot dog.
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yall real cool cause i ain had to block nobody
November 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
yall real cool cause i ain had to block nobody
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Hi, I’m God.
Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.
Love,
God
Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.
Love,
God
November 22, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Hi, I’m God.
Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.
Love,
God
Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.
Love,
God
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I think my ancestors would have wanted me to vape if they knew I actually looked cool doing it
November 22, 2024 at 6:03 PM
I think my ancestors would have wanted me to vape if they knew I actually looked cool doing it
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Wife: Please don't
Me: I'm sorry, I have no choice. They had it coming
I stand, slowly, and shuffle to the all you can eat buffet for my eleventh serving
Me: I'm sorry, I have no choice. They had it coming
I stand, slowly, and shuffle to the all you can eat buffet for my eleventh serving
November 22, 2024 at 10:59 AM
Wife: Please don't
Me: I'm sorry, I have no choice. They had it coming
I stand, slowly, and shuffle to the all you can eat buffet for my eleventh serving
Me: I'm sorry, I have no choice. They had it coming
I stand, slowly, and shuffle to the all you can eat buffet for my eleventh serving
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Michigan is crazy because we breed folks like Eminem and Madonna but then also Ted Nugent and Kid Rock…..
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Michigan is crazy because we breed folks like Eminem and Madonna but then also Ted Nugent and Kid Rock…..