Kris 🏳️🌈
@halbpro.bsky.social
Software Dev. A fabulous blue trifle. Fuck gender. They/He
A good pickled red cabbage is INCREDIBLE and I will not be told otherwise
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
A good pickled red cabbage is INCREDIBLE and I will not be told otherwise
There are three acceptable ways to get Aeron’s (or any high end office chair)
1. Company bought it for your home office
2. Purchased in a liquidation sale
3. Blatant theft if your employer goes under. This should also include all the fibre optic and copper cabling you can carry
1. Company bought it for your home office
2. Purchased in a liquidation sale
3. Blatant theft if your employer goes under. This should also include all the fibre optic and copper cabling you can carry
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
There are three acceptable ways to get Aeron’s (or any high end office chair)
1. Company bought it for your home office
2. Purchased in a liquidation sale
3. Blatant theft if your employer goes under. This should also include all the fibre optic and copper cabling you can carry
1. Company bought it for your home office
2. Purchased in a liquidation sale
3. Blatant theft if your employer goes under. This should also include all the fibre optic and copper cabling you can carry
Yup, it’s the perfect balance of good, dumb and funny
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yup, it’s the perfect balance of good, dumb and funny
It’s rare to read something so laser focused on its intended audience
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It’s rare to read something so laser focused on its intended audience
Oh darling, I am VERY aware of what it is
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Oh darling, I am VERY aware of what it is
The cuff is as interesting as the nails…
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The cuff is as interesting as the nails…
Additional half vote is particularly bonkers, 30-35% of people don’t vote. Incentivising them with something they won’t use is really overestimating people
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Additional half vote is particularly bonkers, 30-35% of people don’t vote. Incentivising them with something they won’t use is really overestimating people
Surely it doesn’t change ALL the rules? If you’re playing Scrabble mid-murder does someone rush in with brand new rules?
November 7, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Surely it doesn’t change ALL the rules? If you’re playing Scrabble mid-murder does someone rush in with brand new rules?
What is this outfit?!
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
What is this outfit?!
Wait wait. They’re going up to 164 flags but then back down to 150? They have 14 short term flags?
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Wait wait. They’re going up to 164 flags but then back down to 150? They have 14 short term flags?
Is that a Happy Birthday bead necklace?! Just that would mark an excellent birthday
November 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Is that a Happy Birthday bead necklace?! Just that would mark an excellent birthday
Im implementing at least an API a week, two on a good week. My GitHub is frankly unusable with API repos. My API Gateway configs would drive a sane man mad
October 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Im implementing at least an API a week, two on a good week. My GitHub is frankly unusable with API repos. My API Gateway configs would drive a sane man mad
LIES. LIES AND SLANDER. Of course it’s “pleasing”
October 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
LIES. LIES AND SLANDER. Of course it’s “pleasing”
I suspect it’s solid therapy advice for people who have never been to therapy and have no idea what good advice would actually be
October 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I suspect it’s solid therapy advice for people who have never been to therapy and have no idea what good advice would actually be
I still remember landlines for places I lived 20 years ago, but the little address book was also very handy to be honest
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I still remember landlines for places I lived 20 years ago, but the little address book was also very handy to be honest
Thiel’s really gone all in on the Antichrist rapidly, it makes me miss when he was a regular evil billionaire trying to shape global policy from the shadows
October 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Thiel’s really gone all in on the Antichrist rapidly, it makes me miss when he was a regular evil billionaire trying to shape global policy from the shadows
In the least respectful way possible, if you showed the side view you’d have people barking
October 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
In the least respectful way possible, if you showed the side view you’d have people barking
“Oh you’re using slightly more memory than I’d like? Welp, death for you”
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
“Oh you’re using slightly more memory than I’d like? Welp, death for you”
1) Fuck no it’s not a big belly regardless of what self critical voice says
2) You went out and fucking killed it with the look, who fucking cares about anything else?
2) You went out and fucking killed it with the look, who fucking cares about anything else?
October 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
1) Fuck no it’s not a big belly regardless of what self critical voice says
2) You went out and fucking killed it with the look, who fucking cares about anything else?
2) You went out and fucking killed it with the look, who fucking cares about anything else?