Jared Lambert
@hainthollerheresy.bsky.social
Haints, Hollers, & Heresy
Black Horror Author from WV.
Read my work on Substack 👇🏽
https://substack.com/@haintshollersheresy?r=3nqmom&utm_medium=ios
Black Horror Author from WV.
Read my work on Substack 👇🏽
https://substack.com/@haintshollersheresy?r=3nqmom&utm_medium=ios
All hope is not lost! With my newest invention (patent pending) you can rapture yourself!
September 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
All hope is not lost! With my newest invention (patent pending) you can rapture yourself!
All he wants for Christmas is. . . to seize the means of production
December 22, 2024 at 8:16 PM
All he wants for Christmas is. . . to seize the means of production
Writing Tip:
Write for yourself!
Unless yourself is poor. Then write for rich people that will give you money.
Write for yourself!
Unless yourself is poor. Then write for rich people that will give you money.
December 18, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Writing Tip:
Write for yourself!
Unless yourself is poor. Then write for rich people that will give you money.
Write for yourself!
Unless yourself is poor. Then write for rich people that will give you money.
Alternative Christmas tree idea:
The skulls of your enemies!
Very demure!
The skulls of your enemies!
Very demure!
December 8, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Alternative Christmas tree idea:
The skulls of your enemies!
Very demure!
The skulls of your enemies!
Very demure!
Alternative Christmas tree idea:
During the holidays people need a helping hand. Make a tree of them and snap ‘em off to hand out (pun intended) to friends and family.
They also make great stocking stuffers!
During the holidays people need a helping hand. Make a tree of them and snap ‘em off to hand out (pun intended) to friends and family.
They also make great stocking stuffers!
December 8, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Alternative Christmas tree idea:
During the holidays people need a helping hand. Make a tree of them and snap ‘em off to hand out (pun intended) to friends and family.
They also make great stocking stuffers!
During the holidays people need a helping hand. Make a tree of them and snap ‘em off to hand out (pun intended) to friends and family.
They also make great stocking stuffers!
Nothing will make you a feminist quicker than a book with a female protagonist dealing with men
December 4, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Nothing will make you a feminist quicker than a book with a female protagonist dealing with men
People always want snow for Christmas but it just gives me anxiety.
All I can think of is my childhood and snow meant being trapped up a holler for a week or more, stretching food, often without power.
To me snow = isolation 🙅🏽♂️
All I can think of is my childhood and snow meant being trapped up a holler for a week or more, stretching food, often without power.
To me snow = isolation 🙅🏽♂️
November 30, 2024 at 7:20 PM
People always want snow for Christmas but it just gives me anxiety.
All I can think of is my childhood and snow meant being trapped up a holler for a week or more, stretching food, often without power.
To me snow = isolation 🙅🏽♂️
All I can think of is my childhood and snow meant being trapped up a holler for a week or more, stretching food, often without power.
To me snow = isolation 🙅🏽♂️
First short story is live
Based on an actual event in the church I was raised in
open.substack.com/pub/haintsho...
Based on an actual event in the church I was raised in
open.substack.com/pub/haintsho...
The Exorcism of Mary Ann
The Demons are the Ones Trying to Save Her
open.substack.com
November 30, 2024 at 4:10 PM
First short story is live
Based on an actual event in the church I was raised in
open.substack.com/pub/haintsho...
Based on an actual event in the church I was raised in
open.substack.com/pub/haintsho...
It’s cold and dark, snow is starting to fall, and the WV woods are quiet. Time to write some Christmas horror.
November 30, 2024 at 4:09 AM
It’s cold and dark, snow is starting to fall, and the WV woods are quiet. Time to write some Christmas horror.
‘Tis the season
November 30, 2024 at 1:46 AM
‘Tis the season
Publishing my first short story tomorrow. An Appalachian religious horror inspired by a real-life event from my childhood. Check it out on my Substack. Link in Bio
November 29, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Publishing my first short story tomorrow. An Appalachian religious horror inspired by a real-life event from my childhood. Check it out on my Substack. Link in Bio
Caught in the act
November 28, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Caught in the act
Be careful Black Friday shopping y’all. Mothman is stealing catalytic converters at the Walmart again
November 28, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Be careful Black Friday shopping y’all. Mothman is stealing catalytic converters at the Walmart again