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haileyspiders.bsky.social
Toxic Pixie Nightmare Skank
@haileyspiders.bsky.social
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I like to make posts and tell jokes

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haileyspiders.bsky.social
I'm finally moved out of my ex's house, but got screwed out of hours at work the last couple weeks. My next check won't cover rent at my new place, and I'm about $600 short for total expenses. If you can help, my financial links are in the screenshots below.

Thanks in advance for sharing!!!!
September 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I knew my E day was gonna be 9/11, could never have predicted the new holiday my T day landed on
9h t cream 2h estrogen Thursday September 11 2:23pm
September 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
haileyspiders.bsky.social
Someone catcall me I want that weird euphoria
My chest in a thin shirt so my nips poke through. Squishing them together so they look a little bigger My torso in a thin shirt that is tied up to expose my midriff, my boobs are like totally visible through the shirt haha kind of sexy don't you think? I think it's hot, I don't know.
July 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Pic for attention
My face aboce a sign I'm holding that has the trans colors and a rifle spray painted on. I am doing mysace duckface just a little bit.
July 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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(remake bc I forgot to include paypal)

Hey y'all I'm Hailey

I know a lot of us are struggling, but if anyone can help a single trans mom with gas and groceries it would be greatly appreciated

My cash app is $hachr
venmo is haileychr
Paypal is HChristiansen227
Blurry selfie. I'm a white woman with long brown hair standing in a stairwell.
June 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
haileyspiders.bsky.social
Hey y'all I'm Hailey

I know a lot of us are struggling, but it anyone can help a single trans mom with gas and groceries it would be greatly appreciated

My cash app is $hachr, venmo is haileychr

-sfw version
June 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
haileyspiders.bsky.social
Hey y'all I'm Hailey

I know a lot of us are struggling, but it anyone can help a single trans mom with gas and groceries it would be greatly appreciated

My cash app is $hachr, venmo is haileychr

Also in the process of getting an OF started, and I'm happy to discuss custom content.
Me from the neck down, wearing only a batman tanktop. A little side boob is visible, as is my bulge.
June 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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FTFY
How the middle became the RIGHT Red figure in middle: both sides make some good points Blue figure on left shoves middle figure onto other red ones on the right. 2nd red figure: you alright? 1st red figure: yeah, thanks Blue figure: in what fucking universe is "kill all brown people and queers" a good point you sound like a fucking nazi dude For context this is altered. In the original image, the 1st red figure is white and the blue figure chastises them for being on the right after being shoved.
June 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Portland people, can anyone identify this grown man? He lives in Hillsboro and is spending lots of time in darkened room with fourteen year old girls.
White man with shaved head and tattoos pointing at his head and making a face White man with shaved head and tattoos sitting on a bed with bedding covering his lap. Closeup of a white man with tattoos on his chest and shoulder
May 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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He really thinks his customers are that stupid.
Randy pitchford says true Borderlands fans will pay $80 for the next game
May 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Wanting to have fun with tarot, I decided to use the Cyanide & Happiness game and design a spread based on Dan Harmon's story circle. My intention is a chronological/timeline spread.

Can someone help me interpret this?
Dan Harmon's story circle. Pictured are the following sections in a circle, bisected into semicircles labeled Order and Chaos: Order section: 1. You - establish the protagonist. 2. Need - Something isn't right. 3. Go - crossing the threshold. 4. Search - The road of trials. Chaos section: 5. Find - meeting the goddess. 6. Take - Paying the price. 7. Return - Bringing it home. 8. Change - master of both worlds. Ten cards are laid out in a circle, each shows a cartoon of characters wearing a green or blue shirt. Green looks sternly at Blue and says "that's not funny." Inverted. Blue applies lipstick A foot punts blue's butt Blue and Green high five. Inverted. Blue pulling down their pants and demanding of green "put your finger in my anus." Blue says to Green "But wait, there's more!" Green is on all fours while blue slaps their bare ass with a wooden paddle. Blue with a toothy smirk, winking, doing finger guns at Green. In the center representing order, Green is suffocating Blue with a plastic bag from behind. Representing chaos, Blue holds a gun to their own head and says "I'll do it! I swear!" to a horrified Green.
February 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
haileyspiders.bsky.social
honor system, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist

I don't think he'd do much worse than many others who've tried
tom brady headshot
January 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Two images side by side, on the left is a boy in a tux next to his prom date taken in 2007, on the right in 2025 she's looking very cute in a denim jacket and orange crop top. The photos contrast because I took HRT for 2 years and my body is unrecognizably changed for the better and I'm happier than ever.
January 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Look it's the only dog I like!
A woman on a couch smiles while petting a dog that's licking the woman's face
January 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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a fluffy black cat lies on my porch, staring at the camera. captioned with the word kitty spelled with only one letter t
January 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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lookit this fuckin stink ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
a medium size dog sitting in grass with a dumb look on her face
January 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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waaaaah I want estrogen now!!!
2 days 12 hours 25 minutes 5 seconds estrogen
December 28, 2024 at 4:19 AM
haileyspiders.bsky.social
dogs
two small dogs are in my lap as I sit on my couch
December 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
haileyspiders.bsky.social
y my mom so funny
black graphic tee shirt with a portrait of the grim reaper in front of a trans flag with the words "I reject mortal flesh", followed by the messgae "is this funny or cringy?"
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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yay my girlfriend @smorgensbord.bsky.social is on bluesky!!! go follow her or else!!!
Two girls dressed kinda alt at night
November 18, 2024 at 4:40 AM
haileyspiders.bsky.social
reskeet if women wearing black is hot!
mirror selfie but the head is cut off. I'm wearing a security guard shit with a black corset over top of it, a medium black skirt, and black knee-high boots with heels
November 16, 2024 at 1:38 AM
haileyspiders.bsky.social
sword girl time
self portrait leaning over with a sheathed sword
November 15, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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this shit literally smells like finding out your crush likes you back
a small fragrance bottle, Body Fantasies brand Twilight Mist
October 25, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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fuck you niantic!!! fuck you Capcom suck my cock!!!
art depicting a person with blue hair wearing a black dress, witch hat, and boots with orange trim and Halloween themed designs. a mannequin head wearing a black witch hat with skull and spider charms a blank waist as part of a set of items. for context all of the outfit pieces look cute together but you can't separate them to make different, fun combinations and it forces anything equipped to the waist to disappear
October 22, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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berd of da day
With clear blue skies behind it, a crow sits perched on a one way sign looking left - the same direction the sign points.
October 20, 2024 at 3:57 PM