hail2thechimp.bsky.social
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im hanging out
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December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Tweeting from atop Taniquetil
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I don't think you even have to like Gretchen to recognize that she, as a best-selling horror writer with an active following, was a get for DC comic. A DC comic was not a get for Gretchen Felker Martin
I think DC has it exactly backwards on who was doing who a favor by making this comic
September 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I just used Shazam to discover The sound of the police.

I just used Shazam to discover The sound of the beast.
September 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Donald Trump has been replaced with a teenaged Trump, an energy Trump, a cyborg Trump, and HUD secretary Scott Turner in power armour.
August 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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love you
August 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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smoking the shit that made humbert humbert
August 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Saruman was really into fracking
July 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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i'm the guy who replies to your top 10 favorite albums list, an extraordinarily subjective and exclusive list by its very definition, with "you forgot music o'clock by gary guitar and the rockin' instrument band"
July 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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This hand of mine glows with an average power. Nothing really going on there
June 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Every 7.5 minutes, an American man thinks about the Roman Empire. Albeit now with an increasingly dreadful sense of recognition.
When Nobody Comes to Fix the Bridge - Truthdig
The decline and fall of a superpower, one piece of collapsed infrastructure at a time.
www.truthdig.com
June 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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the government is defunding hot ones
February 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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bienvenidos a Taqueria “Goku.” mi scouter ha detectado…un nuevo mundo de sabor
October 2, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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My #arcane charms are up for PRE-ORDER until the end of Feb!
Basically 3 in 1 little guys that are 60mm x 68mm big!
ko-fi.com/s/73f9a47af0
January 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Grandma who came back to life after 30 years: Haha, the sticker on the ketchup bottle is upside down. Somebody messed up at the factory!

Me: No, that’s how they do it now.
December 5, 2024 at 1:20 AM
feta cheese ni alfredo
April 21, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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Encouraging an athlete I made up named Will Wonders by attending one of his games and holding up a sign saying “Never Cease!”
March 20, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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Putting aside the fact that I've never even heard of this movie, I can't believe that's the headline they went with
March 7, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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January 30, 2024 at 11:40 PM
That guy who said "emotional damage" should be rich
January 7, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM