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I post haiku that say what we’re all feeling.
I don’t always stay true to form for haiku and my Japanese is far from perfect. I take some liberties in translation to preserve 5-7-5 structure.
I DON’T post links/pics/vids.
I don’t always stay true to form for haiku and my Japanese is far from perfect. I take some liberties in translation to preserve 5-7-5 structure.
I DON’T post links/pics/vids.
Well, he is an oxidized moron, so...
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Well, he is an oxidized moron, so...
I am once again suggesting everyone who enjoys pork mince learn to make Ma Po Tofu (which has pork mince in it).
Doubanjiang is underrated outside of Sichuan.
Doubanjiang is underrated outside of Sichuan.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I am once again suggesting everyone who enjoys pork mince learn to make Ma Po Tofu (which has pork mince in it).
Doubanjiang is underrated outside of Sichuan.
Doubanjiang is underrated outside of Sichuan.
"Tired of being unemployed? Fed up with submitting hundreds of resumes a month to companies that say they're hiring but aren't? Come be an AI slop-corrector for definitely-not-a-living-wage! It's easy, unskilled work with no previous experience necessary!"
/s
/s
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Tired of being unemployed? Fed up with submitting hundreds of resumes a month to companies that say they're hiring but aren't? Come be an AI slop-corrector for definitely-not-a-living-wage! It's easy, unskilled work with no previous experience necessary!"
/s
/s
The guy's a scumbag, but for everyone's sake, when he says 3D printed meat he doesn't mean plastic fake meat, he means real meat made by a type of solid state protein biosynthesis in a lab--debatably more ethical than meat obtained from killing animals.
But pls don't summon the vegans here... 🙏
But pls don't summon the vegans here... 🙏
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The guy's a scumbag, but for everyone's sake, when he says 3D printed meat he doesn't mean plastic fake meat, he means real meat made by a type of solid state protein biosynthesis in a lab--debatably more ethical than meat obtained from killing animals.
But pls don't summon the vegans here... 🙏
But pls don't summon the vegans here... 🙏
Buy a loaf of cheap junk bread--toast every slice. Dice up some onyo and celery and cook in butter. Add some chicken stock, sage, poultry seasoning, salt and pepper. Dice up the toast and add it in. Mix well. Stuff bird and possibly small casserole dish. Cook to 74 Celsius.
Don't over-veg ratio.
Don't over-veg ratio.
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Buy a loaf of cheap junk bread--toast every slice. Dice up some onyo and celery and cook in butter. Add some chicken stock, sage, poultry seasoning, salt and pepper. Dice up the toast and add it in. Mix well. Stuff bird and possibly small casserole dish. Cook to 74 Celsius.
Don't over-veg ratio.
Don't over-veg ratio.
This looks AI generated--real pharmacists don't have time to sleep, and certainly not that peacefully when MBAs exist.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This looks AI generated--real pharmacists don't have time to sleep, and certainly not that peacefully when MBAs exist.
"Quitting my video games (actually fun) to focus on video games (pew pew variety)."
~every streamer who pulls 1k+ ever
~every streamer who pulls 1k+ ever
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
"Quitting my video games (actually fun) to focus on video games (pew pew variety)."
~every streamer who pulls 1k+ ever
~every streamer who pulls 1k+ ever
The best part about this is that if they pay with credit or debit it actually costs Home Depot money because they get charged a flat rate and a percentage of the sale the process those transactions and those fees do NOT get refunded when customers return items (may even have additional fees).
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The best part about this is that if they pay with credit or debit it actually costs Home Depot money because they get charged a flat rate and a percentage of the sale the process those transactions and those fees do NOT get refunded when customers return items (may even have additional fees).
"Prison reform! Negative reinforcement only works in mentally unhealthy ways!"
~the content of the barking
~the content of the barking
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"Prison reform! Negative reinforcement only works in mentally unhealthy ways!"
~the content of the barking
~the content of the barking
No, the analogy falls apart pretty quickly--Frankenstein almost immediately realized his mistake and tried to repent. These two did no such thing. Frankenstei's monster becomes the most educated, well spoken character in the book (though also a murderer). Trump can't compare.
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
No, the analogy falls apart pretty quickly--Frankenstein almost immediately realized his mistake and tried to repent. These two did no such thing. Frankenstei's monster becomes the most educated, well spoken character in the book (though also a murderer). Trump can't compare.
I am currently trying to remember ever in my life using as much soy sauce in a recipe as this one uses, and I've 料理しました a lot of 照り焼き and 鍋物.
It looks good but make sure it doesn't make your kokoro brokoro.
It looks good but make sure it doesn't make your kokoro brokoro.
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I am currently trying to remember ever in my life using as much soy sauce in a recipe as this one uses, and I've 料理しました a lot of 照り焼き and 鍋物.
It looks good but make sure it doesn't make your kokoro brokoro.
It looks good but make sure it doesn't make your kokoro brokoro.
あたしは聞くのが値する人だけに歌いますよ。
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
あたしは聞くのが値する人だけに歌いますよ。
Fiiiiiiinnnneee
[頭撫で]
いい子にちゃんとし続けてね
[頭撫で]
いい子にちゃんとし続けてね
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Fiiiiiiinnnneee
[頭撫で]
いい子にちゃんとし続けてね
[頭撫で]
いい子にちゃんとし続けてね
lol life was supposed to be utopian by now--flying cars, everyone's needs met, etc. But greedy and power-hungry and insecure people exist, so instead we have billionaires.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
lol life was supposed to be utopian by now--flying cars, everyone's needs met, etc. But greedy and power-hungry and insecure people exist, so instead we have billionaires.
Lampoon and satire has been the crème de la crème since Voltaire. It will never change.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Lampoon and satire has been the crème de la crème since Voltaire. It will never change.
Oh are we in 1Q84 now? Are the little aliens controlling the cult leader's brain? Are we sure it's not just a Neuralink from when he was still friends with Musk?
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oh are we in 1Q84 now? Are the little aliens controlling the cult leader's brain? Are we sure it's not just a Neuralink from when he was still friends with Musk?
Al Green already beat them to it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Al Green already beat them to it.
His cholesterol will take care of him before everything's ruined. It would be much more productive for you to take care of the people standing in line behind him first. Namely, Putin, Thiel, Vance, and Miller.
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
His cholesterol will take care of him before everything's ruined. It would be much more productive for you to take care of the people standing in line behind him first. Namely, Putin, Thiel, Vance, and Miller.
Hurry up and do it then. Godot will get here faster than, "Someone Else," and the rest if the world is tired of waiting.
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hurry up and do it then. Godot will get here faster than, "Someone Else," and the rest if the world is tired of waiting.
[in best AI voice]
Sure I can explain to Trump who the Russians are. "Evil men sing no songs. How is it then that the Russians have songs?"
~Nietzsche
Sure I can explain to Trump who the Russians are. "Evil men sing no songs. How is it then that the Russians have songs?"
~Nietzsche
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
[in best AI voice]
Sure I can explain to Trump who the Russians are. "Evil men sing no songs. How is it then that the Russians have songs?"
~Nietzsche
Sure I can explain to Trump who the Russians are. "Evil men sing no songs. How is it then that the Russians have songs?"
~Nietzsche
It's actually actively harmful to democracy to remove the incompetent evil before the competent evils pulling his strings. Thiel and Putin DESPERATELY want you to remove Trump so Vance can go full dictator.
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It's actually actively harmful to democracy to remove the incompetent evil before the competent evils pulling his strings. Thiel and Putin DESPERATELY want you to remove Trump so Vance can go full dictator.
Tofu and gochujang are almost as good of a pair as pork and gochujang are. And flat rice noodles are objectively the best noodles.
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Tofu and gochujang are almost as good of a pair as pork and gochujang are. And flat rice noodles are objectively the best noodles.